Me on socials.

Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful. #WorldBollardAssociation 📮

Ridiculous… but at the same time, amazing 😂😍

Short but banging.. Funk/House/Disco ❤️🔥 youtu.be/sVu2FBbEuBo?...

Headstone Roses.

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

A fabulous song, an amazing dance routine.. goodnight. youtu.be/wducEKHKRvg?... ❤️❤️❤️

Stan Lemkuil..bloody great 😂😂 youtu.be/KhT0PTa0d9E?...

Reformed British comic, Bernard Righton youtu.be/BxFqv1QDI3Q?... 😊

Herbert List Cat Italy 1936

Not at all creepy 👁️

Decided to put the Christmas tree up early this year.

Saw #yourmum at the supermarket

Back from the sauna… 1st time in a while that I’ve been. Always feel great after. ❤️

RED SQUIRREL BUM! That is all.

Tom Jones.. Ugh! Creepy asf

Status Quo before they were Status Quo #TOTP

Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "

It’s the Northern Irish national anthem #TOTP

Chinese company UBTECH Robotics has assembled an army of humanoid robots for factory work. They don’t need recharging - the humanoids are capable of changing their own batteries, making their presence in production almost independent of humans.

Top of the poops.

Pissing for England.

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

My advent calendar is just 25 passport sized photos of me. If you would like one, they are £99.99 +PP an ideal Christmas gift for your loved one.

It's beginning to look a lot like autumn at Wimpole Estate in Cambridgeshire. Have you escaped into autumn yet?

“Hello, my little friend.” “Um, hi.” “See that lady holding the camera?” “Yeah?” “She leaves for work in an hour.”

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

"And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Goal!!!

My doctor says at my age, I need to increase blood flow to my brain. I told him I could do that standing on my head.

Her full name is actually Tanita TikTokaram.

Grace Jones by Richard Bernstein, 1979

I have the same reaction these days when I look at myself in the mirror.

Welhorn Yards ❤️ youtu.be/zOvjIYIUSMg?...

I got no rice for me curry, but luckily I'm not UB40, so I don't have to write a shit reggae song about it

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

An apt Scottish Social Media post for today…

“Relentlessly campaigning for this honour was harder work than building a stadium in intense heat for 45p an hour”, quipped the multimillionaire

And thiz… youtu.be/d1aNXvm_EnU?... 👍🏻❤️

I like this youtu.be/M9Z3ViEX9BI?... 🕺

Why does the alt text just say “alt text”???

The Brazilian singer-songwriter Lô Borges has passed away at 73

I read the Wiki entry for Aleister Crowley earlier, that is some read. I checked out his poem Leah Sublime, all perfectly normal.

Old photos of stonework I did for Westminster Abbey.

At a recent presentation at Cambridge, (prince) Andrew biographer Andrew Lownie claims Epstein and Melania Trump were in a relationship before he introduced her to Trump. When his biography on Andrew was released, Trump forced the publisher to redact those portions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j0...