Super Dickmann!

Just announced my shadow cabinet, folks. I'd give it a few minutes if I were you.

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

No, it’s not appropriate to have a long conversation about the weather with the cashier in the Post Office when the queue is snaking out the door

Advertise your accent with a gif:

Take your fire horse and shove it. Earth cocks 4eva

I’m caught in your flaps I can't pull out Because I love you too much, baby

There’s a beautiful police body cam video of his arrest in this news report www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

10/10 no notes @brucehalperin.bsky.social

These might be the best replies to “vote reform” I’ve seen on social media this week

The surname McAnally is, some might say, unfortunate

Grown up

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Hurrah! A continued stream of smut and innuendo, even after I’m dead!

My friends call me Lisa 👁️

Amazing 😭

extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”

One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.

Just popping out (to the shops)

Matron!

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin

“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”

So good to be home

👀

Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre

Show me your flaps

Jess cunting Glynne - no, I don’t want to hold your hand

Hasta la próxima

Thought that was sex blog Russ

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. (Also both of the ones below in the chain)

Las espinacas congeladas #IdeasForBandNames

I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

Now it’s stopped raining and I have to come back to Misery Island tomorrow

Frog toxin klaxon

Beastly

CARNEVAL!

A message from your ZX Spectrum.

What’s the Spanish for “absolutely wanking it down”?

My eldest has just got themselves a skullet. They are not welcome in my house any more.

The wind is gusting mighty fierce

*ahem*

Hey Big Butterspender

El viernes

You expect me to read all of that?

I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me

Gut instinct

Who's the most famous alum of your high school? Keith Vaz

Aye aye aye aye Moosey