Grumio
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I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
Super Dickmann!
about 8 hours ago
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Jim
about 9 hours ago
Just announced my shadow cabinet, folks. I'd give it a few minutes if I were you.
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Glennyrodge
about 11 hours ago
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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No, it’s not appropriate to have a long conversation about the weather with the cashier in the Post Office when the queue is snaking out the door
about 11 hours ago
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Advertise your accent with a gif:
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about 12 hours ago
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Take your fire horse and shove it. Earth cocks 4eva
about 13 hours ago
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I’m caught in your flaps I can't pull out Because I love you too much, baby
1 day ago
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Ramin Nasibov
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There’s a beautiful police body cam video of his arrest in this news report
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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2 days ago
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Alex Andreou
2 days ago
10/10 no notes
@brucehalperin.bsky.social
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Emms Shadow Foreign Secretary
2 days ago
These might be the best replies to “vote reform” I’ve seen on social media this week
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The surname McAnally is, some might say, unfortunate
2 days ago
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Twonks
2 days ago
Grown up
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pickwick
3 days ago
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all
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Hurrah! A continued stream of smut and innuendo, even after I’m dead!
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3 days ago
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My friends call me Lisa 👁️
3 days ago
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Jenerally Feckless
3 days ago
Amazing 😭
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ceej
3 days ago
extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
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One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.
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3 days ago
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Just popping out (to the shops)
3 days ago
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Matron!
4 days ago
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
4 days ago
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open.spotify.com/track/5P7x8q...
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First My Job
https://open.spotify.com/track/5P7x8qQvyx6qgasdEHeBlO?si=Ec8vG-_BTLmjKyATEdm8xg
4 days ago
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
4 days ago
“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
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So good to be home
4 days ago
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👀
4 days ago
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Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre
4 days ago
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Show me your flaps
4 days ago
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Jess cunting Glynne - no, I don’t want to hold your hand
4 days ago
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Hasta la próxima
5 days ago
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Thought that was sex blog Russ
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5 days ago
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. (Also both of the ones below in the chain)
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5 days ago
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Las espinacas congeladas
#IdeasForBandNames
5 days ago
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AshfromEnfield
5 days ago
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
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Now it’s stopped raining and I have to come back to Misery Island tomorrow
5 days ago
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Frog toxin klaxon
5 days ago
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Beastly
5 days ago
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CARNEVAL!
5 days ago
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Sinclair Research
6 days ago
A message from your ZX Spectrum.
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What’s the Spanish for “absolutely wanking it down”?
6 days ago
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My eldest has just got themselves a skullet. They are not welcome in my house any more.
6 days ago
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The wind is gusting mighty fierce
7 days ago
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*ahem*
7 days ago
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Hey Big Butterspender
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7 days ago
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El viernes
7 days ago
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You expect me to read all of that?
7 days ago
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Introvert Problems
7 days ago
I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me
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Gut instinct
7 days ago
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Who's the most famous alum of your high school? Keith Vaz
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8 days ago
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Aye aye aye aye Moosey
8 days ago
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