@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

I remember being told as a child, "All the real best writers write for Playboy." Obviously, wanting to read the best writers, I tried to get Playboys, and was viciously denied... Now, as a grown up, I can read a Playboy, and say: I have never read a funnier, more devastating essay about protein.

Grabbed a package of top ramen thinking I'd just eat some salty noodles real quick. Nephew passed by and said he better pay attention cuz I usually do something "extra" with it. I told him I want doing anything special then he gave a disappointed "oh" and left. Couldn't let that be the end of it.

Princess Mononoke

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

Family member was just deployed to la. Making family plans for connecting w each other in case we need to do so quickly. So it goes.

any day where i can post about fish that i drew is a good day :] find the full zine here, donate for a good cause! polarlightszine.itch.io/polar-lights-4 #art #PolarLights #pinksalmon

Vash 🔫🏜 #trigun #vashthestampede #trigunstampede

Really wish I could just do stuff on the phone that I bought and own instead of having to ask googly which of my files it thinks I should use. This sucks.

hell of a week to remember you still haven’t done your taxes

guy who fearmongers about diy tattoos and wants you to go to a therapist first who will only give you a referral letter if you spend 2 years RLE with a temporary tattoo

I saw the hopecore scifi ryan gosling movie this evening. P good movie to watch w dear friends, esp so soon after the artemis launch. 🥲🥲🥲

Here I am in the year 2026 with the world in chaos thinking about how I spent a good couple years talking a good game about finally learning how to draw furry porn and I have yet! to draw! ANY porn at all!! Can't keep living like this. Gotta make it true or give up the lie.

more Trigun doodles.. Stargaze is not perfect but i'm very sad that it's gonna end this saturday.. #Trigun

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

So instead of a normal bus detour... they combined the route I needed with a whole other route, skipping a ton of stops between both routes. Also didn't mention it to anyone until they after they turned off the usual streets. Brilliant! I gave up and went back home.

this explains quite a lot lmao

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

werewolf au #millymeryl

#dtiys by @omgktoetoo.bsky.social It was a really nice chance to draw Vash for once✌️ #trigun #vash #vashthestampede #art #fanart

Hello, welcome to Nai-chan's bakery shop. Would you like a sweet treat? We have biscuits, chocolate cookies, and artesanl breads, all made with love. 🥖✨

felt like an ipad kid playing around with procreate for the first time #trigun #vashthestampede

huhu @iconostra111.eurosky.social alles liebe zum geburtstag und immer eine handvoll stifte zur hand 🩷🎂🎈👋🖍️

Meow

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

silly

Trigun Maximum post-canon 🤞(my designs)

i haven't decided if I want to scrib the different version of liv for stargaze rep bear with me a little #TRIGUN #liviothedoublefang #millythompson #razlothetripofdeath

Razlo vs miku, who will win... #trigun #razlo #trigunfanart #mikufanart #hatsunemiku

if you’re plugged into the Metaverse when they shut it down you fuckin DIE

missed them... #vashmeryl

The guy just...didn't LIKE musicals.

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

Two migraine days in a row??? This weather is being mean to me :((((

"Because I Got High" is the final definitive musical statement of pre-9/11 America. Afroman may be considered a one-hit novelty but his cultural shadow looms large.

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#trigun #trigunstargaze #vashmeryl Someone will be left without teeth now.

And both together!

Fictional flowers

an old eriks sketch im not gonna finish🛁 #TRIGUN

i just dont wanna have to play dlss1-4 to understand dlss5

Nice gob bro is it smacked?

We need to call this what it is: a crime against humanity

it's an acceptable target 😎

❤️‍🩹 #liviothedoublefang

Its wild how NT people will choose EVERY insane explanation for autism before accepting its just genetic Like -Tylenol -Circumcision -Vaccines -Neglectful mothers -Smothering mothers -Gestational hypertension Are all more acceptable than "Damn dad DID only eat polenta every day for 30yrs..."

This came to me in a dream