Streaming lofi channel playing a song with what sounds a little too much like Slack notifications.

haha someone slapped a gui on top of the epstein emails jmail.world

I've said it before, but as this administration spirals they're going to get more dangerous, not less, at least in the short term. Like a gambler doubling down every time he loses, expect wilder high-risk moves in an effort to right the ship. It's good news, just... be cautious.

His "I don't want to execute members of congress" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke

I see you linkin' HR systems to your MFA And I'm like, Bamboo

Attending a virtual conference, we've had several lady presenters, and the male attendees in chat are being... male attendees in chat. Ugh. Boys will be boys (derogatory).

I feel that if someone calls you Piggy you should be allowed to yell "HAAIII-YA!" and karate chop them.

That's enough internet for me today.

I want a sound board for Teams at work. Maybe one that is a cute little jingle that says "🎶🎶🎶 Don't get a job in incident response 🎶🎶🎶 if you don't wanna hafta document incidents! 🎶🎶🎶"

More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Local aerospace company that definitely doesn't have a bunch of established AI stuff going on is hiring an "AI Intern" and I just cannot even.

If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”

Update: A GPD Win Max 2 with an AMD APU and an nVidia eGPU was not a good candidate for the Year of Linux on the Desktop.

If Donald Trump wanted to be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize the least he could do is... *checks notes* ...suck a ding-dong to prevent World War 3?

Notice that the goon kneels to re-package his baton RIGHT in front of the driver. There's no awareness there and these agents don't feel any kind of afraid.

I was working with a law enforcement officer who spoke perfect unaccented English and also perfect French and was playing with his kids and I told him I'd never guess he was a cop. He said that if you can tell someone's a cop when they're not being a cop? They shouldn't be a cop.

Bill Clinton is probably the strangest Glonzo candidate we've had, but it feels like that'll be short-lived.

I got Certified Ethical Hacker for free with a Master's degree, but it's a bad cert and I have no intention of making use of it. They have been emailing me twice a week for three years. I don't filter it because it brings me pleasure to snub them.

Ohana means ganglion, and ganglion is a type of cyst.

But what if we kissed inside the giant taxidermy cetacean?

Wow. Microsoft finally blocked the functionality of Microsoft Activation Scripts, a one-line Powershell download that activated your Windows and Office software. It went on so long that I assumed letting it live was intentional. www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

Your time is expensive. Unless you're getting paid for it, I highly recommend not spending that precious time on the ramblings of an illiterate pedophile. Someone else will go through it and pick out the important parts.

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Wielding power over the powerless is the mark of the bully. Wielding strength against the weak is cowardice. Real strength is when you have such power, but choose to use it in defence of the vulnerable instead. That is the mark of the true warrior.

Thinking a lot about Luthen's language as we watch the dam start to crack on the Epstein information. What if many prominent politicians, businessmen, and celebrities go up in flames from this? "Then they will burn. Very brightly." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAJ3...

Everybody cheers, while he's blinking back the tears He doesn't even have the best pants

Who's gonna tell him

Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster

ONE-YEAR MORTGAGES, BOB!

I love the Telo and want to own one, but this "Dramatically driving on flat dirt roads" video is pretty funny. I think you could do most or all of that in a Corolla. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfGa...

You can use "from a deontological perspective" in place of "first principles" which is replacing a reference nobody gets with a reference even fewer people will get.

Kid Rock cancels New York shows: “I don’t sing for commies.” Darryl Ayo falls on the floor, aghast and in tears: “No. Not Kid Rock. Please. What have we—the left—done?”

Fellas, is it gay to read a book?

If they were just going to cave you'd think the best time to do that would have been earlier.

Look, did my 55sqft bathroom NEED a 150cfm vent fan? No. And can I even fully make use of it with my 3" vent pipe? Also no. But was it at least easy to install? Again, no.

The only transubstantiation I want is replacing my old set of loser toxic friends with much cooler trans friends.

You ever think about what the person who discovered fertilizer went through socially? "No no you guys, seriously, it works! You plant your seeds and then you add some poop and where are you going?"

That new TNG Enterprise LEGO kit includes all the major cast members, including this figure of Tasha Yar.

Has anyone made a kydex sub sandwich belt holster yet? Because if not, I'm going to have to figure out how.

It's how they used to get us on my first tour. Lots of lessons we hadn't learned yet. I found out that the preferred weapon was the muffuletta. The olives acted like shrapnel. It took us a while to figure out how to deal with that.

what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity

my roommate made me make this, saying it would be hilarious

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Wonder what his Arfcom username is.

Outlook for Android just replaced "Archive" with "Summarize with Copilot" by default and I am not amused.

Lettuce remember this day, because we are not promised tomato. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/s...