When you're hanging with your pals and you hear the Phallanx CIWS spin up.

DEI killed masculine necromancy.

did you know young women are actually outpacing men in education, starting salary, home ownership, horsepower, necromancy, credit card debt, Bushidō, viscosity, corn, resistance to malicious Fog,,

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

No no, you don't understand. When I say I want to run a Drug Dog, I mean a dog that distributes drugs, so we can spread happiness wherever we go.

Met a couple with my wife tonight that posted on the Pittsburgh subreddit about being new to town and needing friends. Met at our favorite tavern. Didn't die. They're delightful. If you're middle-aged or later I implore you, send messages in bottles. They will likely be found.

From my wife: "Orthodox Pride doesn't start for another week."

Arnold Schwarzenegger IS The Paywall

It's me, your happy Dumocrat.

Opened up my phone and

I got a plush Dongfeng 5C ICBM

Not the briar patch!

ACE Hardware Store implies the existence of BI Hardware Store and PAN Hardware Store.

"I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbours fence and get it for you."

And it smells like poop sometimes.

I am absolutely a ho for some sketti.

Thank you to everyone who mentioned the library-organizing game. That sort of thing stresses me right out, but it's exactly my wife's jam. :)

I was always a little incredulous at the story of the crowd calling for Barabbas to be released rather than Jesus. Until the last couple of years.

Yeah, this afternoon I tapped my card for $5k because my beloved orange dumbass ate something that doesn't show up on X-Ray.

Googling "food near me" and a grainy picture of my fridge pops up

The "posting your dream" thing reminds me that recently someone unironically put the phrase "I had a dream, I got everything I wanted" on a slide about a positive development for the company and oh no no no buddy you didn't listen to the rest of it did you?

I see. It was actually Checks (for traitors) and Balances (for bribery slush funds).

I randomly think of this quite a bit and it makes me laugh every single time.

Here is something you can't understand How I could prepare a flan

too soon

But they were all of them deceived, for another Hasselhoff was made.

Back from a week in Iceland. Great folks there. I have never felt so viscerally that the landscape around me wanted me dead.

There was a time when Dachau had police investigations into deaths while in detention, and even prosecution cases were opened. Then they just stopped doing that. Early 1930s Nazis were testing boundaries and eventually became 1940s Nazis. The trajectory American is on is well established.

It's not too late for Elba as Bond.

God bless a good man with a sharp blade in the right circumstance.

People asking you to not get political when you mention concentration camps are projecting the discomfort of their own exposed ethical drift onto you. Don't mistake a them-problem for a you-problem. If you've got the privilege of safety then you have the obligation to loudness.

It should be legal to throw rocks at "not a question, more of a comment" guys.

"There was the tolerant left. But you killed them all. So now you have me."

"The MAGA party is the last breath of the Confederacy."

I dunno, man. I just want to be an achiever. Like Bad Horse.

Here I was pushing this whole time.

I now realize tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.

the beauty of this website is that every morning you can wake up to a new bloody civil war with absolutely no indication whether it was incited by someone saying “silk boxers are mid” or “I believe you should be allowed to eat any dog under ten pounds”

You may have felt dumb at times, but I bet you've never felt "booked two sets of tickets on the same flight four months apart because you forgot you spent $1500" dumb. 🙃

It's okay GameStop, I got the "neither credible nor attractive" thing a lot in college, too. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/12/e...

ACAB includes RBAC.

always listen to tina

Hell yeah.

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

This is a good interview, I think because it's a discussion between a hyper-creative (who is very smart) and an intellectual (who is very creative). youtu.be/8irhCqM7XUo?...

The Trump administration knows the truth but is hiding it from the American public: the hantavirus is spread by stablecoins.

The great dilemma of being on Bluesky is: Do you comment on the fucked up moderation and get banned for it? Or do you wait around for them to ban you some an entirely arbitrary reason later

Arizona has been lovely, but I'm afraid I have contracted tacoplasmosis