Nigel Farage: I lived a Dickensian existence until £5 million quid feel onto my lap.

Nigel Farage: I lived a Dickensian existence until £5 million quid feel onto my lap.

England hasn't attacked this ineffectually on 1st July since The Somme.

New marvel hero…

We’re losing against DR Congo. Sure. It’s “coming home” lads. Never change, England.

Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."

Steve Bray it's always Steve fucking Bray being unbearable.

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”

Anniversary of "Tommy Robinson" celebrating the D Day soldiers who needlessly gave up their lives by running into the sea.

Those people in America and the UK who are weaponising the death of Henry Nowak for their disgusting little hate agenda are absolute scum. All of them. I could not hate anyone more.

#bbcqt I feel more hopeful about a potential Burnham premiership. Came across very well tonight.

Well, the good news is I don't think you need to worry anymore

If you say "I support Palestine Action", they might put you in jail. If you incite a racist riot, they put you on the news.

I am once again wondering whether "no, the legitimate concerns racists don't have a point, fuck off, they're racist" might have been a better way of combating the far right.

Whenever I call Reform a racist party for racists, people often say something like "Well insulting them won't win them over" but they never say that it's not true

That’s……not Andy Burnham

Just in case you’re feeling even vaguely optimistic about anything right now, please note that two UK political parties populated & led by profoundly racist people are currently being described as merely ‘right-wing’ in pretty much every corner of the UK media. This is how the worst stuff happens…

Euston, we have a problem.

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

If Harry Styles had a long lost half brother #Eurovision #Czechia

Trump: "President Xi said America is a nation in decline. And I said, 'You're right.'"

Wes Streeting desperately wanting to be prime minister

Wes Streeting desperately wanting to be prime minister

Nigel Farage’s partner, a former waitress not known to have any private money, bought a £1 million house for cash shortly after he secretly received £5 million from a Thailand-based cryptocurrency billionaire - the same house that he claimed, months previously, that he was about to pay for himself.

Also for anyone who thinks politics went wrong from 2016 - He was literally the alternative choice.

All the "is Miliband popular/competent/acceptable after losing 11 years ago" is missing the most crucial point: that the most dramatically satisfying ending is that the guy who lost the election after which everything went wrong comes back and fixes it all. Ask Chekov. Ask Aristotle

My phone just reminded me of this screengrab from 9 years ago, how timely

What a nation of bellends we are.

Last July, the pope called his bank in South Chicago. He wanted to update the phone number on his account. The teller told him that any changes had to be made in person with an ID. Knowing that was impossible, he asked: “Would it matter to you if I told you I’m Pope Leo?” She hung up on him.

Anyone who votes for this party knows what they are voting for and every single one of them is deserving of our utter contempt. It should be as socially unacceptable to vote for them as it was to vote BNP 20 years ago.

I actually can't believe that Farage and his party of xenophobic shitbags are running and polling so high and that the media are just treating it like it's normal. It's nightmarish to watch.

Fuck the GOP and Fuck legacy Media; you all had a field day at Biden's expense and here is tRump asleep again during a meeting and not a single fucking word! Serious double standard bullshit.

“ you boy, what day is it?” “Today, sir? Why today is ‘hang out a massive England flag like a total wanker’ day!”

So if he posted an image of himself multiplying five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast for thousands, would he claim it was a depiction of himself as a caterer?

"Hello, yes, I'm a doctor. Normal doctor. Try not to notice that winged angel warlock thing up there. This is a regular sight in hospitals. Perhaps he's the registrar? I'm sure that's a hospital word. Also, the birds. They're just vultures. But you'll be fine. Now, eat this light bulb."

Populism is a fundamentally dishonest form of politics, that attracts fundamentally dishonest people. It is a tissue of lies that validates the darkest prejudices, and covers up the most blatant greed and corruption. It generates wealth for the few, and suffering for the many.

Fascist republicans hate Pope Leo because they claim he’s “too liberal” but wait until they find out who Jesus was.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Putin right now #Hungary

I'm blockading the strait of Hormuz and so's my wife

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

The battle against Trump is a battle against genocide iandunt.substack.com/p/the-battle...

Donald Trump declaring himself the true Pope is gonna be so funny

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."