Wow, he might even have been safe on a straight steal if the bunter misses

Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonius Van Funkenmeister The 19th and 3 Quarters announces that Three Times One Minus One will not be reuniting for President Trump’s America 250 celebration. Pootie T could not be reached for comment.

I live in Maryland and I think the state flag is the ugliest design imaginable even when you DON'T plaster it all over beer koozies or underwear or giant airport ceiling ducts

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Cornyn was three votes away from being majority leader He voted against Trump’s impeachment and spent the past year groveling and trying to rename highways with Trump’s name, just for it to end like this

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Big Maryland redistricting news: Dems will likely put an amendment on November’s ballot to redraw the House map in 2028 & flip a GOP seat. Under pressure from fellow Dems, Senate leader Bill Ferguson finally endorsed an amendment, but he still doesn’t agree with passing a new map in time for 2026

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

I told Sal Stewart to do that! #reds

three things, all true: platner sucks and will probably be an obnoxious pain in the ass senator. he is probably going to be a senator. any democrat is better than every republican.

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

lol, here we go *TRUMP ENDORSES PAXTON IN TEXAS GOP SENATE PRIMARY RUNOFF

It’s pretty weird that the two guys who ruined basketball are a 6-2 guy who can barely dunk and then this 14 foot tall French motherfucker

Howard the Duck made me realize it was possible for movies to be *unbelievably* bad

Moby-Dick Catch-22 The Great Gatsby (all on the Guardian list I see, Catch-22 I wasn't sure about but it barely made it)

What a great throw and tag by Indiana in the softball regional to save the game! To extras we go!

happy friday post simpsons screenshots to cleanse the timeline

Well... there it is

I always have to double-check "despErate" and "sepArate"

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Elly De La Cruz just broke the splits tool for all of the baseball websites.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Man, Elly *cracked* that one #reds

You let this Orioles offense stick around until the 12th inning, that’s on you

Most consecutive outs recorded without allowing a hit to begin a season, Orioles in expansion era (1961): Rico Garcia, 2026 -- 33 *active Yennier Cano, 2023 -- 33 MLB-wide most to start season in span: 2024 Ronel Blanco, 44 Followed by: 35 by 2023 Austin Cox, 2020 Josh Hader, 1998 Brad Clontz

Verdi coming up with a weapons-grade meme in 1851

A SUSA poll largely conducted before the Swalwell investigation already showed a largely changed race, with the free-spending Steyer way ahead among Dems and GOP vote consolidating behind Hilton following Trump’s endorsement: www.surveyusa.com/client/PollR...

This organization is doing great things

A four-time whistling champion and member of the Whistling Hall Of Fame performed the national anthem at a Baltimore Orioles game last week and it was just as weird as you’d hope.

Trump just deleted his post depicting himself as Jesus after his followers flooded his comments with backlash.

the thing about getting too wrapped up about what is going on in the Strait of Hormuz is that it's not worth it, in 24 hours the situation will be different

Elly just doubled on a ball that went about five feet in the air #reds

Vote Steyer, California folks

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

I literally laughed out loud at this

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

This is why we should have implemented the control system of having the codes inside someone so ordering a strike involved directly killing them.

The ACC tournament

NEW: Donald Trump is underwater with registered voters in **135** GOP-held House and Senate seats. His approval is <45% in 44, including 10 senators. Should be a warning for Republicans in Congress weighing electoral cost of Trump's war and crazy tweets. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-07...

Congress should pass a War Powers Resolution, and if there’s any indication President Trump will follow through on this threat, the cabinet must invoke the 25th Amendment.

I started reading Wuthering Heights for the first time tonight, three chapters in - why did no one ever tell me that this book is a classic of misanthropic cringe comedy? This is *amazing!* (Apparently there’s some sort of doomed romance nonsense in it, hope that doesn’t ruin it)

Holy fucking shit Lids. GOTTDAMM

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The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano

AS CALLED ON UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino Duke radio by David Shumate Westwood One by Scott Graham

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Even apart from the Walker: Texas Ranger lever, Chuck Norris provided one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV. In the post-9/11 Aryan-Ubermensch-defeat-Muslim-terrorists TV movie "The President's Man: A Line in the Sand," at the climax of the movie (cont)