Wait it’s brusselS sprouts? With an “s” like the city?? The whole time??? 🙃

One thing about me is I WILL order fries at the bar

Ohhh just had to make out with this man to remember his name

gm

Fucked around and might have protected my peace a little too hard. May have isolated a little too much. I’m feeling so out of sync with my friends :/

Oh this Nintendo Direct was NASTY work. I’m going to be giving them so much money 😭😭

SOBBING in the gym rn

Y’all ever get the Buddhist urge to renounce all possessions and become a monk orrrr

was blessed by The Motivation and deep-cleaned my kitchen on my lunch break woah mama

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

betty been boop!!!

You’ve yo’d your last ho !

...all I'm saying is that BARB AND STAR MEET THE WOLF MAN should not be out of the question.

TW: Firearms (it’s a non-functioning prop, though) Working on the paper rough (very rough) draft for a leather holster for a flintlock prop. Gotta make a few tweaks based on feedback from the ‘client’ (@awhchaos.bsky.social 😜), and it’ll be ready for final draft, cutting, and assembly!

Nothing quite like the confidence boost of a sexy straight man asking you for a kiss at the end of a night of flirting omg

In an unexpected development… I may be having a midlife bisexual awakening

wow ✨nature✨

After like a decade of going to ren faires off and on I’ve finally really nailed down a character I love/identify with! And the costuming is coming so easily now that I have a clearer direction. I always expected it’d be something magical-based, but turns out he’s a pirate!

Me when May the 4th is a Monday

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

Rupaul made the train movie for the same reason that Disney made the frozen movie so that when you google Rupaul trains the movie comes up instead of her posting the trains flag on pride

I rarely drink now, and being hungover at jury duty really just emphasizes why I don’t 😭 I wanna go back to bed so bad omg

Excuse me Apple Music what do you mean you don’t have the Holding Out for a Hero cover by Jennifer Saunders from the critically acclaimed Shrek 2 Original Motion Picture Soundtrack???

Ok ok ok so what about a cat drag queen named ChuruPaw

smoldering temptress

Christopher Meloni in Wet Hot American Summer. That’s it, that’s the post

cherry toms for batch 2

Days 3 and 5! Probably would’ve been done at 3 if they were spears or chips instead of whole cucumbers. Called them done after 5 days and they went into the fridge yesterday. Already finished the few left lololol. Overall successful batch and I learned some good adjustments for next time I do cukes

I’m just gonna come out and say it: cabbage soup fucks #peasantposting

Baby, where the hell is my

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

lacto-fermentation attempt 1

Maybe it’s just a skill issue for me, but vaping during a workout is crazy business

do what with the spoon

Two Broke Girls.

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

Realizing 90s cartoons raised a generation of monster fuckers. Like we really didn’t stand a chance did we

Yall could never

Fozzie the OG Bear asking the real hard hitting questions

Planet Fitness removed the Lunk Alarm and I just know it’s gotta be MAGA’s fault

I could probably take both Smoke and Stack. Not in a fight though

All the bear couples in town for TBRU walking around like:

round :)

Yeah yeah yeah simply glimpsing the abyss can drive men to madness, but what if I just want a lil peek

oh no I played Pokopia all day