Most dudes are just some guy.

Yeah yeah yeah simply glimpsing the abyss can drive men to madness, but what if I just want a lil peek

oh no I played Pokopia all day

Sorry but pickles are mandatory on fried chicken sandwiches!

and there you go, that’s pizza beans

Realizing this as I’m getting older LOL. A couple of weeks ago a guy tried to dom me and my response was basically “first of all, fuck you”

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

Happy Lunar New Year!

Gollum ass behavior

Spent all day at a Lunar New Year festival eating tons of amazing food! Also bought some art under the influence of lychee martinis

Show your **** to a Latino man today to celebrate bad bunny

The stencils for my first mostly free hand tattoo! Quetzalcoatl is going to look insane after she finishes the body and adds color next week

Waking up on New Tattoo Day like it’s Xmas morning!

Need to see Orville Peck on the Muppet Show STAT

Omg I looooved it and really hope they give us a full season!!

Dating sucks cos it makes me feel so picky. Constantly torn between “you won’t find perfection, just settle” and “I will not accept a life I do not deserve”

Free drag name: Lauren Ipsum

Jump Rope Training Day 1: fuck that was humbling

Seeing other Dallas folks complain about being stuck inside all weekend LOL. Skill issue babes, love me an excuse to stay in with my cat

Snowed in so it feels like the perfect day to restart Bridgerton ahead of the new season

Rainy day means I’m a 365 Sleepy Girl

Whewwww the “For You” feed really hits on FCF

Just in time to be frozen-in all weekend!!!

Final Fantasy X-2 (2003)

9 inches? Don’t threaten me with a good time! But no actually the city is about to be in chaos all weekend 🙃

ゴジラvsモスラ

Yay new toys!

Headphones died mid-workout and I didn’t go home early

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Few things make me feel as powerful as when this song plays mid-pump

Who wanna buy me a Switch 2 and a new tattoo?

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Sometimes, but then like

if I were a video game boss I would simply not let my weak points glow

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Do you think the microplastics in my balls will help with my neck pain

Working out to Robyn — call that endorphins & Dopamine

men only want 3 things

Jenna’s amazing like a star in the sky!

Let it be known 2026 is the year I officially had to get reading glasses :/ turning 35 this year anyway, so here we go

There’s Something About Mothra

Thinking it’s time to kick alcohol for good for good. I usually do dry January, and last year I kept it going for 100 days just cos I loved the way I felt. Time to take it all the way!

Made some bomb chicken stock yesterday so you know what that means… it’s soup day boys 😎

I am a lot of things, but first and foremost I am a makeout slut

So what happened to those Etsy witches?

Not to start discourse but I genuinely prefer the flavor of (most) oat milk over dairy in my tea/coffee

I’d been feeling a little depressy about maybe not having “done enough” in 2025, but in retrospect this has actually been one of my most successful years to date. At the NYE party a bestie suggested we all say something we accomplished over the year. (1/2)