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I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.

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This message will self destruct

My pizza guy pulled up in one of these

Happy Upside Down Day to those who celebrate

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I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.

Banger after banger in this thread Someone call 911 🚨💀💀

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about what a loser Scott Baio is and I feel better

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I left you on read. Please respond.

Telling people I’m a Jehovah’s Witness so that I never have to go to a holiday party again.

I’m a slut for words written for me

Peekaboo, but it's just me deleting a skeet immediately after I post it

if you’re struggling to meet your daily cheese quota you should know that a regular #14 from Jersey Mike’s has ten slices

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I declare Christmas over

Merry Christmas from Santa’s Favorite I love you all 🎄♥️

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i like how when you drink a lot of liquid and then move a bit too fast you can feel it slosh around in your belly like you’re a water balloon

BRING BACK THE BEER THAT EATS THROUGH CUPS

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I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of

Did Aaron Rodgers get punched in the throat or has he always sounded like he's been chugging cheap whiskey and smoking Parliaments for the past 25 years?

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Update: my package still has not been delivered

Whenever I buy arugula, I'll hold it up for somebody to see and say "A-ROOOO-gula" like I'm a car horn from the 1920s.

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Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #450 My stats are in! I had 1 mistake on puzzle #450. Average mistakes: 2.4 🟢🟢🟣🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections/...

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Downy can’t even spell Unstoppable right..

Ah yes, the three major disasters in the US right now

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Wonderful Christmastime is a fucking garbage song, Paul McCartney should still be ashamed..

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Reverse Clowngirl because I am very silly

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A faithful rodent is a monogamouse

🎶It's the most zero-sum time of the year

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Omg😭😭😭

After the mangoes, the womancomes