hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."

enoch burke: my life and career ruined, just for standing up to the tyranny of woke and defending christian values in a world gone sorely mad [email protected]: yuor'e right,, send me scool addres

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 🔊 Bazball & why it rattles 🔊 Lashing/dabbing a seed/cherry 🔊 Why don’t Aussies know what a moral victory is? 🔊 What exactly is a "heavy ball"? @norcrosscricket.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social @tickerscricket.bsky.social @danielgallan.bsky.social ➡️ pod.fo/e/356bbf

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

Easily the best decision I've made this year was deciding to watch Scotland v Denmark. Amazing.

@barcajim3.bsky.social Jim you legend

Easily the worst var decision I've ever seen #scoden

@footballcliches.bsky.social I'm a new redditman and can't post,so asking here: is Adam Wharton the scanningest player we've had so far?

TV Show Idea: WHEN IN ROME Li When takes Julie Rome on holiday to Rome. They have sex and accidentally get stuck together at the crotch. Can they travel through time together and work out which period they are in each episode while stuck together and copying he social habits of the time to fit in?

Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're (wait for it) Jojoba's Witnesses

“We don’t want to do things that antagonize Labour MPs and voters”. Guys that ship sailed. That ship disappeared over the horizon. That ship is docking in New Zealand. You have 400 seats. Just do the policy that makes sense. Stop running away from shadows.

"COME 'ERE YOU'VE GOT MY TANKARD!"

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

And then when it inevitably collapses these great libertarian titans of industry will go cap in hand to the state to save them.

I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it

Well this is quite something to find in a book I haven't opened for about 15 years

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Watched Late Night with the Devil last night. I've never heard or seen anything about it since it's release, promotional or reviews or otherwise, which is baffling, as it's the best film I've seen in years and I'm tempted to watch it again tonight. And David Dastmalchian is just a superb actor

Being a commentator, it's a pretty good job that Ally McCoist doesn't mind telling yer quite a lot of things

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... have a go this if you can't sleep x

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... this is my jam tonight. Hope it can help a insomniac somewhere

The brother took this picture of the beaver super moon over the sea at Bray, County Wicklow, this evening.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

Also. The Club Brugge DJ. We need to have a word about the Club Brugge DJ.

It's there for all to see. Dictatorship incoming.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... for anyone else who doesn't like silence...this is a good one. And there are lots more to fall asleep to x

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Ndiaye scores for Everton

Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice https://theonion.com/mom-just-wants-to-watch-something-nice-1819579574/

Who was best friends with a paedophile? Who skimmed £12 mil off the family pile? Who got caught with a trafficked juvenile? My brother #princeandrew #fun #vigorousdenial

Right. Please get Phil Cornwell to resurrect Stella Street, right now

This is genuinely dystopian stuff

Think one of the key things why adverts are such a thing with them is that people in ads are usually enjoying themselves and having a nice life; seeing non-white people be happy is something that drives your typical racist absolutely mad

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... I've just got onto these. Absolutely brilliant and also fantastic. You can't get better than that.

An aside: there is *zero* representation of EU migrants in those advertisements (or in British soap operas, TV dramas or feature films), something which has long puzzled, but not surprised me. We are the invisibles. Now why should that be, when there are millions of us here?

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

I really don't want to hear that this is because of some horrible budget cut or electoral malfeasance somewhere, because the idea that we just do this because it's bery obviously the best possible voting experience that has ever been devised, is too sublime to deny.

New series of Stella Street, please. Andy and Sezza move into no 48

Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀

Quite the triptych

Honestly what is the point of a Labour government that won’t take a stand against mass revocation deportation of people with permanent settlement rights? If you won’t stand against anything you stand for nothing.

international journalists asking the french police why they are having a two hour lunch while the thieves are out there and the police explaining the thieves are likely also french so will also be having a two hour lunch

The Night Epstein Died

Well that's good because it isn't. but it should be a no go area for hooligans which is why they were banned.

You know what? It's great to see Danny Welbeck enjoy such good form later in his career. He just seems like a really nice guy and is obviously really good at football. And I'm a Man City fan, which makes me the best person in this tweet because of my magnanimity