Gay for PAy (only homosexually inclined within the borders of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania)

Up early and headed off to go deep sea fishing. If I don’t come back….good

Rapture this and rapture that, how about you rap your mouth arou—

Love a street fest flea market

service tops:

Wish me luck! Just gotta drive a truck containing the only copy of the source code and all the assets for Silksong across this bridge

may be going full hermit soon…

THIS was my villain origin story 😱😭😭

Feel like a need a big heavy pair of musky balls on my face today 🤤

Dreading going back to work after 4 days unplugged at a gay resort in the woods. So here’s a pic of my husband and I enjoying some time in the barn

Went here and everyone knew you

Me.

I love my bookmark. It’s especially funny when I use it to read super serious books. Hat tip to @tylerjameshill.com for letting me know such a bookmark (and socks!) exist.

a murder of crows has probable caws

There's nothing more punk rock than being kind to people

Toxic Masculinity is OUT! Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN! - Loud laughs - Roasted meats and spiced drinks - Hospitality to strangers - Living in the moment - Singing in public - Body positivity - Emotional generosity - Sick robes

I’ve owned this lighter since 2006, consistently started using it around 2015, and just replaced the wick for the first time🍀

Evergreen skeet

Free drag name: Melissa Joan Fart

Nosferatu director Robert Eggers is being eyed to helm a remake of A Christmas Carol with his sights set on Willem Defoe to star as Ebenezer Scrooge. There is no confirmation that the Muppets will be back, but we can hope. For more info: bit.ly/43JiLik

🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors! KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV LTM 932 black Dodge SUV

Thong Thursday throwback to pride weekend! 4 day weekend gay camping with friends ahead. Much deserved and needed

When you're taking a water & snacks break at the orgy

Me when someone asks what the gommage is

i’m in my faggot era

Consistently late to the party, but Claire Obscura 33 is phenomenal! After being pestered by a friend, finally starting, getting through the prologue before the 4 day weekend, and now back home, I want to call outta work tomorrow so I can do nothing but play this game

my queen did nothing wrong leave Britney ALONE

are you taking the piss. did you grab the piss. have you removed the piss from its secure location. are you walking out with the piss discretely. will you be delivering the piss to its intended destination

May 17, 2012 💔 13 years without the queen of disco! I love me some Donna Summer!!!!!!

This edible tastes like: I love all my friends and I love being gay and I love seeing these cute boys on my phone and love is the reason I’m still going and the reason I’ll keep going.

Do you like my camo jock?

love to join a class action lawsuit... yesss girls #they have wronged us but #WE are stronger

Kendrick and SZA tore Philly up!

but the mutual jo cam sessions you had in the mid 2000s will live on forever in your memory❤️

Husband said hold up…

A very distracting #fcf

Sometimes you just gotta blast a Sondheim musical and lock in

Good evening

Tattoo Tuesday? Excited for crop top season and warmer weather so I can finally show off the new tattoo

You could eliminate every k in knick knack and it would be fine. Nobody would give a fuck

miyazaki hates you specifically he told me

Oh man, good times, especially Legend of the Dragoon

I’ll take one million more replays thank you

I would like to file a complaint against NYT connections

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

It’s my birthday today 🎉 Sadly stuck at work but if any of my few followers care to send any distractions or warm wishes it’ll be appreciated! 🎂