Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt

Ok and now a silly one

The lighting in the new half bath is very good

I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭

Happy #fcf to this who celebrate.

Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh

The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.

Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(

It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little

Hungover in an “embarrassed to be alive” way

Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂‍↕️

My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment

Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems

This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns

Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today

Haven’t posted pole in a minute

Me today

Oh well… now I’ve seen the White House one

I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all

Aleksei and Valentine could have drowned me in that pool and I would still have asked if they wanted head

My hair looks fucking incredible today and I should get the day off for it

The way all I want to do today is paint various fish today but instead I’m at work watching a file export crash my computer

My skin breaking out right before a sexually charged weekend is actually completely outrageous and a telltale sign that god is scared of me at full strength

Even baddies get saddies

And yes of course I’m h*rny

I know I’m always on my soapbox about this, but the way I am made to work instead of doing gay shit all day???

The White Lotus continues to be the gold standard for tv made by gay guys for gay guys

Happy Valentines Day bloomfies, I’d kiss you all with tongue if I could

Husband sucked my dick in a way that fixed my sex drive yesterday

happy fcf everyone

I’m “trying to drink less caffeine” to “sleep better” but work is reminding me how I got my coffee habit in the first place

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i find a new oomf i want to [redacted] everyday 😮‍💨

I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh

Well it’s Monday should I post a nude for attention?

The gentleman will see you now. @cosmicopossum.bsky.social

My posting pattern is: horny, horny, depressed, HORNY in a loop

Wow this really resonated with people more than I though for a Wednesday afternoon

Need to cum inside my husband and then 2 other people tbh.

Anyone else ever take a look around and realize that you aren’t being, but already have been, crushed by the weight of your personal and professional responsibilities?

Internet crush posted a jockstrap picture, everything is gonna be ok 🥹

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

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Gremlin picks up a banjo Me in the car:

Can’t wait to see if fucking Heimerdinger’s banjo song makes my Spotify wrapped

Can’t stop thinking about holding space 👉🤏

Shout out to the few real life acquaintances who follow me on here who already have to put up with this from me

Shout out to the few real life acquaintances who follow me on here who already have to put up with this from me