JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

"he connected more with the average voter" (read: was insanely racist, sexist, actually, every form of bigotry imaginable)

Two things: 1) going maximalist at every chance is literally how Trump negotiates and he keeps slamming his dick in the proverbial car door because of it. 2) I remember an apocryphal tale of a programming student who beat a ton of "AI poker players" by having his go all in every time. Lmao

And right on cue, the Dem-bashing accounts are trying to create voter apathy ahead of the midterms by making ridiculous claims about how the Democrats have the power to do so much in the minority, but are just refusing to do so.

The kayfabe of this website is that Big Accounts get fed Axios Bullshit (sometimes it’s from the New York Times) and cite it to say the thing they wanted to say all along, that they’d say no matter what.

EVERYBODY: Abolish ICE! DEMOCRATS: we can't do that right now because you voted for Republicans, but how about a bevy of restrictions and a 9% cut in BP's budget? ICE: No, fuck off. DEMOCRATS: Your willful noncompliance with federal law has been noted. Preserve your records.

People are going to find things to pick at here. But this is more than achievable considering how little leverage they actually have. Judicial warrants, uniforms, and no masks it’s a huge step in the right direction of harm mitigation right now.

Worth noting that Demand 5 is an end to Kavanaugh Stops

that's my woke CIA girlboss governor right there

Keep it up Donald. Actually? Up the dose. That reporter thinks you can’t do it. You’ll really show him.

Boris Nikolic: When are you back in NYC? Epstein: 4th im in palm with all the trump boys. . fun Email from December 25, 2016.

time for another MRI

The news media is quite literally, the worst.

There were 89,000 polling places in 2022. 8 states have all-mail elections. At least 5,000,000 Americans marched in the October No Kings demonstrations. They have 15,000 guys. They couldn't "surround the polls" if they wanted to.

because they're all too scared of Republicans, they'd never pull this at a GOP event with GOP politicians who are currently in control of all three branches of government. so, they've gotta keep going after someone who's *no longer in office* (in part, thanks to them, natch).

Yes, Dems, call out the ratfucking billionaire-owned media *more*!

Imagine looking at protests in Minneapolis and *still* believing that one (1) ICE agent at a polling place would make everybody shit their pants and stay home.

People like this think *you’re* a coward because *they* are cowards and have no theory of mind.

If the federal government wants to know who I'm voting for I'm voting for Democrats. If they want to guard my polling place I will crawl, gutshot, into it and with my dying act vote against the Trump regime.

It is truly pathetic how much of our political news media is justly absolutely thirsty for a Trump Pivot that keeps all the same abhorrent policies but does so with a bit more of a "civil" tone

If you, as a journalist, are spending about Trump “acknowledging” something or “learning” something you are too stupid to operate as a journalist and should immediately resign.

Good going, Jeff

They're calling it the most preliminary injunctionest plan of all time

if people on this site can't see that conservatives are clearly reading the most panicked folks on here and intentionally saying things to confirm their fears, I don't know what to tell you (I'm convinced like 50% of the anti-trans actions they've taken were specifically sourced in this way)

I figured that voters would eventually get to this point on the Biden economy when subjected to another round of the Trump economy but I honestly didnt expect them to get there this fast. www.newsweek.com/poll-america...

Once again, what Trump "intends" and what he can actually do are two almost totally separate categories. Unsurprising that the sycophants that make up this admin dont/cant understand that, but the rest of us can

The Trump economy voters opted for in 2024, whether they understood that or not

Oh SHIT?! 😭😭

People are so mad about this, but this is what's on the table for *right now*. If you wanna talk about what could be possible in 2029, that's fine, but don't confuse it for the set of things that are possible *within the next 2 weeks*.

This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.

"power holds no value unless it is exercised"

This thread took me out

i legitimately don’t know that i would have either the fortitude or the courage to testify about the time federal agents tried to murder me by shooting me five times, leaving me for dead, then picking me up *after* i called myself an ambulance

Yeah. They conspired to make you lose, buddy. That’s why their extortion talk about you being on the island was in private emails and remained in those emails, never once speaking it to the public. That’s how you know they were making it up.

waaah you're a widdle lawyer who is soo sweepy after working hard ruining lives for a dying pedophile

The disdain the press corps has for their own colleagues is wild

Until the WHCA collectively decides that his constant, reflexive unfortunate-dementia-symptom misogyny IS the story and don't just move on to the next thing then frankly this is just what they all signed up for. Take your abuse from Big Content President and enjoy it.

Holy shit lmao

Damn, wild how the doomers keep being proven wrong about how bad Dems are, huh?

Hey look, Dems doing something.

This is going to get torn to shreds in court, isnt it

Sorry doomers! You'll have to move onto the next thing to collapse into despair about.

That SAVE Act nonsense that Anna Paulina Luna was ranting and raving about has been defeated!

Whelp, so much for the "we won't pass this without SAVE" bullshit Republicans in the House were pushing lmao. Once again, Dems win, Republicans flounder.

lmao look at this sad ass shit

bluesky is arguing about tactics with seemingly zero consideration for strategy

Destroying air travel in the U.S. before the midterms is a boss move, Markwayne. Don't listen to squishes who tell you voters won't like it. Do it and be a legend.