Happy Almost Christmas to all who celebrate

you, a simpleton: believing Oliver Sack's incredulous narrative about autistic twins being able to spontaneously generate prime numbers me, a savant: spending my entire life reciting the largest prime before dying

You, an imbecile: Why didn't we learn how to do taxes in school me, an intellectual: Why didn't we memorize Gertrude Stein poems in school

Exact resemblance to exact resemblance the exact resemblance as exact resemblance, exactly as resembling, exactly resembling, exactly in resemblance exactly and resemblance. For this is so. Because.

The fact that there are two separate men I'm supposed to know about named Dan Bongino and Greg Bovino. I can't take it anymore

for christs sake…allow me my cylinder

THEY DID IT FOR BIYOMBO #NBASKY

SVG: "The Spurs are playing hard to get those winnings for their young players...Bismack Biyombo on a minimum..." What did my boy Bismack ever do to you Stan #NBAsky

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I'd rather have a neon green court than this shadow-cloaked nonsense. It looks like we're in a high school gym #NBAsky

"It's inappropriate....it's just not right"--Ian on the name "Tanner"

the exact same injury that sidelined Santa this year..........makes you think #NBAsky

New Theory playing in Whole Foods. Now that’s what Christmas is all about

LeBeginning of LeEnd 😭😭😭

if I send you this pic just know I am going through it #grebeinneed

her book cover look like a protein bar

DYING AND COMING BACK GIVES YOU CONSIDERABLE PERSPECTIVE

He'd kill us if he got the chance.

Oh cool, another Best Albums of 2025 list 100 seconds later: I stg if I have to scroll past that pic of the girl w/the worms in her mouth oNE MORE TIME

Michael Grady just said “they hang their hat on heart and hustle” #poetry #NBAsky

So LeBron was out all that time just to get some hair plugs and a new dye job on the beard? smh #NBAsky

When your homie says something un-merry and you have to hit him with the Anta Claus wordless stare 🫳 #NBAsky

"I've heard it said...." : lyrics :: "Webster's Dictionary defines..." : essays

How perfect the earth, and the minutest thing upon it!

Barry Lyndon....more like Barry Zoomed-in, amirite ladies

an inspiration

INT. WATCHING COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON THE COUCH [NOT MY DECISION] Ian: Oh no. Not Bobo! Me: Who's Bobo? Ian: I don't know.

I can no longer remain silent on this issue. It is time for HDTGM to permanently retire the Second Opinions songs. The one in today's episode was the worst I have ever heard in more than a decade of listening to the show. How many times must I smash that skip 30sec button. End our suffering

Acknowledge Passage of Time OK | REMIND ME LATER

Die My Love and If I Had Legs I'd Kick You are the 2025 equivalent of Antz and A Bug's Life. I will not be taking questions at this time

I need the Digits commemorative multimedia pillow STAT

Finished David Markson’s tetralogy; I think Vanishing Point was my favorite. Four excerpts:

I want these exact words to open my obituary and I'm NOT kidding

Huge ups to the ATL arena DJ for playing “Knuck If You Buck” while we investigate this hostile act #NBAsky

George Carlin, the narrator of Thomas the Tank Engine

I am proud to be a knobhead

The Log of the SS the Mrs. Unguentine (Stanley Crawford). The whole book is astounding; my favorite part excerpted here.

"Valan-chew on that!" cried our local announcer. God bless Altitude #NBASky

Hair barrettes/slides, all found washed up on Cornish beaches. #plasticarchaeology #Anthropocene

I can't begin to explain what it's like here. So I won't bother.

PULLING THIS OFF IN-GAME?!!?

The haters are hating but they can't deny that Kevin Parker made the best Lady Gaga song of the year. Heed my words, every Halloween party will be bumping this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnP7...

The Airing of Grievances #nokings

at least I can get a good deal on a clearance Russ Nuggets jersey 😭

After the Hunt was just Lifetime channel Tár. It had a few good needle drops, a kind of interesting fabric-based narrative (Short answer prompt: who is wearing denim, when, and why?), and a laughable understanding of the concepts of "a dissertation", "publication", and "graduate school coursework".