I think that advertising in any way for anything should be a felony

And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!

is this the greatest in memoriam segment of all time?????? #grammys

how many more people are they going to fit on this stage???? #grammys

Am now hearing Olivia Dean for the first time......close enough, welcome back Corinne Bailey Rae #grammys

Tempering 3 pounds of chocolate at 6pm on a Monday

Finally saw Sinners this weekend. Musical centerpiece aside, the most emblematic scene was when Michael B’Jordan says “We ‘bout to get it poppin‘ like fish grease!” and the next shot is a literal pot of literal fish grease literally poppin’. In conclusion, music is a land of contrasts

Look! It’s my zine! Available in a real bookstore! (also available by DMing me your mailing address)

welcome to nothing burger. I cannot take your order

crazy that after 15 years no one ever made a better beat than this www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyo...

He’s not a star? Somebody lied

Me after eating one (1) almond butter pretzel

another day at the office

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

I was NOT expecting to almost shed a tear at the end of No Other Choice…..the matching raincoats nearly got me!! 😭

It is important to take one day a month to critically assess if anyone even likes you at all

My foes will become my hoes when I plant the garden of success

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Jamal Crawford really busted out a "hand down, man down" as we went to commercial...we're maintaining recipes #NBAsky

I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

THE NO-STARTERS NUGGETS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY #NBASKY

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The Nuggets All-"Who?" squad taking it to OT. Jalen Pickett I always believed in you #NBAsky

I read 48 books in 2025. Top 10 in no particular order: The Log of The SS The Mrs. Unguentine, Mother Night, Schattenfroh, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Lightning Rods, Moby Dick, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Inherent Vice, The Music of Chance, JR

I’m sorry to say…the NYT super mega crossword this year is the worst I’ve ever seen. This puzzle used to mean something

for the millionth time we say amen with Solomon—Verily there is nothing new under the sun

Michael Lentz, Schattenfroh. Easily the weirdest thing I read this year and also one of the best.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

"I have a purpose. And if you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through, and with that obligation comes sacrifice." I NEARLY STOOD UP AND APPLAUDED IN THE THEATER

Happy Almost Christmas to all who celebrate

you, a simpleton: believing Oliver Sack's incredulous narrative about autistic twins being able to spontaneously generate prime numbers me, a savant: spending my entire life reciting the largest prime before dying

You, an imbecile: Why didn't we learn how to do taxes in school me, an intellectual: Why didn't we memorize Gertrude Stein poems in school

Exact resemblance to exact resemblance the exact resemblance as exact resemblance, exactly as resembling, exactly resembling, exactly in resemblance exactly and resemblance. For this is so. Because.

The fact that there are two separate men I'm supposed to know about named Dan Bongino and Greg Bovino. I can't take it anymore

for christs sake…allow me my cylinder

THEY DID IT FOR BIYOMBO #NBASKY

SVG: "The Spurs are playing hard to get those winnings for their young players...Bismack Biyombo on a minimum..." What did my boy Bismack ever do to you Stan #NBAsky

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I'd rather have a neon green court than this shadow-cloaked nonsense. It looks like we're in a high school gym #NBAsky

"It's inappropriate....it's just not right"--Ian on the name "Tanner"

the exact same injury that sidelined Santa this year..........makes you think #NBAsky

New Theory playing in Whole Foods. Now that’s what Christmas is all about

LeBeginning of LeEnd 😭😭😭