Unfuckingbelievable

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Trump administration in disarray: USDA complies with a federal court order while DOJ takes its desire to withhold food from Americans all the way to SCOTUS.

Have you checked out The Drey Dossier?

> @votehub.com #Georgia

Community note for the win

The judge DENIES the government a stay. SNAP must be fully paid by TOMORROW.

Trump is fighting as hard as he can to starve kids for negotiating leverage.

Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.

God Bless America! 🇺🇸🫡

A visual metaphor for the moment.

It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.

Media: the democrats are socialists! MAGA: hold my Diet Coke…

Apparently the internet has figured out that the new Oval Office signage and gilding is at base a literal meme template

I just feel it necessary to explain that if this one line were true, what he’s saying is American consumers are paying a tax out of their own pockets to keep the global economy from collapsing.

You think?

The timeline is autocorrecting 😂

Apparently it's "communist" to retain a rent stabilization system which has been in place since 1941, but it's "capitalist" for Trump to insist that the federal government take a controlling stake in dozens of companies with which he engages.

We did it gang

Tips for Cuomo moving forward: -the I-95 express lane in Miami is fool's gold, stick to the main lanes -order your Publix sub online and wait an extra 15 mins beyond when they say it'll be ready -the iguanas don't bite you but the ducks will

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

Did the GOP win a single race today? 🌊

holly it gets better

YESSSSSSS

Breaking: Democrats flip two Public Service Commission seats in Georgia, the first victories in 25 years.

GA, you've got until 7 pm to go vote for the two open seats for Georgia Public Services Commissioner. Just got back, and there was no line.

Reporter: You slammed Biden, saying he didn’t even know who he was pardoning. On 60 Minutes, Trump admitted he didn’t know he pardoned a crypto billionaire convicted of money laundering Johnson: I don’t know anything about it. I didn't see the interview

Louisiana — the red state that Mike Johnson nominally represents — has the second highest percentage of residents enrolled in SNAP in the nation. They’re pushing this fantasy about these being “Democrat programs” used only in blue states but that’s a PR fantasy divorced from reality.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

Johnson is angry that facts keep rearing their ugly heads, despite Trumpers' best efforts at lying.

Yet in 2010, Noem—then a congressional candidate—had “20 speeding tickets, three stop-sign violations, two seat-belt violations and a citation for driving with no driver’s license.” She had six court notices for failing to appear, and had two warrants out for her arrest. trib.al/uQSDaqR

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own. Pathetic.

New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.

I think she means she’s frequented a lot of truck stops

Reporters must stop accepting this. Options: -Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others) -"It's your job to be informed" -"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?" -"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often" -"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"

It’s true that neither party should engage in gerrymandering But when one party is trying to change the maps to permanently exclude the other, the adversely affected party must do whatever it can to defend democracy

Why would Bill Gates all of a sudden say climate change isn’t bad? Because he’s in the Epstein files.

Preach on Sir 🙌🏼

Perfect timing for this story to drop on the same day Amazon lays off 30,000 workers due to claims of AI efficiencies. If companies have less work for people to do, they don’t give you Fridays off, they lay off people until everyone has a full workweek.

Don't laugh. If they would stoop to wearing garbage bags and ear tampons...

Wow! Very impressive for them to do all of this in 2020 while Trump was president and they weren't in the government! Very normal post from the President of the United States!

Ballrooms and breadlines.

Lots of US companies have done lots of dreadful things to Americans. But the symbolism of paying to destroy the White House is hard to top.

The new White House Ballroom

Did the equipment manager give the bucs the wrong cleats? Wtf is happening right now

Today, Mike Johnson will have the House adjourned for 77 out of the last 89 days. House Republicans have worked 12 days in 3 months. All to prevent a vote on releasing the Epstein files. The House Republican Epstein Shutdown continues.