Trump’s polls are in the toilet, he was a laughingstock at Davos, forced to surrender on Greenland, nobody wanted to join his Bored of Peace club, late-night comics are picking on him, Gavin is stalking him, Melania sleeps in a separate house, & nobody will give him real prizes.

www.rawstory.com/bari-weiss-c... 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Morning Foxy & Friends! 💞🧚💞 “I want Greenland now Daddy. IDC if they say no, I want it now!” *you read that in Veruca voice didn’t you?

Senile Satan: Wars won: ✅ The War on Christmas/dolls/presents ✅ The War on Windmills ✅ The War on Toilets/Showers/Dishwashers ✅ The War on Protein/Whole Milk ✅ The War against hiding Treasury Money in Qatar ✅ The War on Crypto Scams ✅ The War on gold sneakers

At least I knew which country I wanted to invade. #davos26

👀 Rep @brotherjones.bsky.social ATE

I have one request for everyone outside the United States. Stop being polite to us Americans. Tell us what you really think.

What do you call a Republican with balls? A RINO!

Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.

SO true 😂

“Leave Greenland alone!” Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)

Jake Lang doing his Melania Trump pose ;)

The #NuclearTrade 💵

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o... And the excellent @theatlantic.com piece by @uchicagolaw.bsky.social professor Aziz Huq that French quotes: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Make sure to pay your bill on the way out!!

OMG, This has to be the best one of these yet, So Hilarious! 🍊🤡

“Because this is ‘The Golden Age,’ all litter boxes at Mar-a-Lago are filled with 24-karat gold flakes.” — Senile Satan, the Pedo King

Source:

Woman In Minnesota Confirms Greg Bovino's Height

“Riley Gaines, folks, isn’t she the best? She just gave me her fifth-place trophy.”

Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.

Minnesota Strong 💪

While Greenland is not for sale, consideration if being given to construction of a "Foreign Asshole Reservation" for housing MAGA that may attempt to migrate to Greenland. The reservation is at a big and beautiful spot on Greenland's icecap, surrounded by polar bears.

Donald Trump is the Milli Vanilli of Nobel Peace Prize winners. #GirlYouKnowItsTrue

Isn't it.

An ICE Agent's Life in Four Acts:

Buy him a beer

No. 91, forever in the rafters in Detroit ❤️ Congratulations, Sergei Fedorov!

"Not worth sitting through, even while giving a hand job" --Lauren Boebert

When I hear The Clash and New Order at a Kroger's 🤪

don't be ridiculous

People on the streets are saying this is true. Big time sausage parties. I'm not judging.

No notes

a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content

George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W. Bush confirmed on Tuesday that he is celebrating no longer having started the dumbest war in U.S. history. 💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social

I’m running for Congress in NY-12, my home. We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss. We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.

This fucking clown is going to start WW3!

AMERICA FIRST! 🇺🇸

Melania seems excited to know those diaper changing days are coming to an end for grandpa!

President Ham Hocks

Grok read the Epstein files.

My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.

Know Your Subhumans