Poetic Persuasion

Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂

I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame

Fuck veterans bro charging $350 just to put my dog down or whatever

we're innovating

Here is what i have made for Dreamsettler ( @jaytholen.net ), originally, these sprites would have been used for a doll maker page/social game, which that's why the clothes are separated, though later this year, it was changed to sprites for a character i would have represented.

Uploaded the clipart I was working on for Dreamsettler to my portfolio. Not the way I wanted to share this work but I still think they're pretty cute jackapedia.design/clipart

check out this long thread of Dreamsettler's not-to-be Czechimation. the alt-universe 00s kids ate the stuff up

i'm definitely crushed, but you WILL hear some of the best songs i've ever written soon. the magic of working on something like this is that i can fully control the narrative of my own work, which is such a rare privilege for any artist, and i'm v grateful i got to do that for hypnospace ❤️

not a joke, sadly. if you need a coder please consider bringing on @marklacroix.bsky.social or @tetronimike.bsky.social because they're gonna need money.

It’s fucking over

Cultivating a “good incel” community would only be a good thing. As an involuntary celibate by definition; the community is filled with misogyny…it should be filled with female worship instead!

I might make another twitter account…

God my weeny is so tiny>~< I wove it!

Just met chicken little. One of the best chicken movies maybe ever.

I didn't become sentient until about 2 years ago

Females will take over…the matriarchy is just beginning..

Holy shit the goat is on here

(Pointing at a flaming car wreck covered in diarrhea) See that? That's all me baby. Now gimme the keys to your truck

Squid Game

guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Borreeeddd

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Three people blocked me over this

Oh that guy? Yeah, he's a *glug glug motion* porn addict

Now this is just silly.

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

Fucking. Awesome.

i’m the fucking goat of making women feel unsafe

Ok

Honestly I think I've came around on this site

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

this is grass from the grave it was worth it and i recommend storing all your candy corn underneath warm air vents and radiators. Thank me for the hot tip later. 😉

beecat! #furry #art

good morning blueskiers look at this loaf

Found a glitch where if you stick a gun in someone’s face they’ll usually give you all their stuff. Fun little hack, post wins

why?

we all got that one uncle who killed himself

Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years

I see so much of Myself in you.

I walked outside All i could Fuckin see was Frogs. Comin out the Ground and Shit. Ribbit Ribbit