time for licks 👅 twitch.tv/hotterdad

i am saying "great job!" to you (and only you, absolutely no one else)

if you are ever tasked with making dinner for a ganga lover, i would highly recommend a one pot meal

a classic and unique style of beer is "large beer"

i just read that pork is no longer available? like pigs no longer exist or something, really crazy stuff

chunk nortis don't eat cereal for breakfast he eat literally nails 😂

if i had to click on Big boobs to enter a porn site, i would die a happy man

girl, we're going to bone like it's 1850 (can you please explain this joke to me, i wrote it but i am unsure of what it means 😞)

legs crossed, ready to go twitch.tv/hotterdad

i keep hearing about this game called skate. i don't know much about it, but i assume it's about roller skating? i'm a little surprised that people are excited about a roller skating game in 2025 lol

you can't kiss me, i quit

if i had to click on Big boobs to enter a porn site, i would die a happy man

sploot twitch.tv/hotterdad

wow, it's so crazy that it's already been 300 years since toy story came out

if i were rich, i'd be able to afford to try all of the new groceries that are released every week

9 chicken fried 11s twitch.tv/hotterdad

whoever wrote that song “row row row your boat” probably got laid so much after it came out

[inventor of the unreal engine when he first invented it] wow, this is unreal

[inventor of the unreal engine when he first invented it] wow, this is unreal

the stream of Monday is the stream of Tuesday this week. and it's right now 😎 twitch.tv/hotterdad

i wrote the ad song for this!!! it's literally a very big time rocker 😎😎😎

Dad Stuns Audience with INCREDIBLE Guitar Solo 😱

Dad Stuns Audience with INCREDIBLE Guitar Solo 😱

My dad made me post this 😂

it's also bandcamp friday again! just released this new song there yesterday, so go check it out along with my full discography, which can be had for literally $8. 11 years of my work for $8! hundreds of songs, and you help me keep doing what i'm doing. bless y'all. hotdad.bandcamp.com

it's also bandcamp friday again! just released this new song there yesterday, so go check it out along with my full discography, which can be had for literally $8. 11 years of my work for $8! hundreds of songs, and you help me keep doing what i'm doing. bless y'all. hotdad.bandcamp.com

my new video is out, and i'm so immensely proud of it. literally took 4 years to finally come together to be released, and youtube is completely burying it as usual. would mean so much to me if you checked it out. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57b...

When the dad is your favorite 😎

she beg u to come to my stream twitch.tv/hotterdad

in case you haven't heard, the latest Hot Dad music video is out NOW!!! (i made that lovely thumbnail for it) youtu.be/H57bLYMfgns

When the dad is your favorite 😎

9 MINUTES AWAY, premiere of MY FAVORITE DAD! don't even miss it one bit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57b...

new video premieres tomorrow (9/4) at 12:30pm CST! MY FAVORITE DAD! this is the one you've been waiting for! you've been waiting your entire life for this video! i can't wait for you to see it. youtu.be/H57bLYMfgns

it's labor day, time to work HARD twitch.tv/hotterdad

i've got a new music video coming out on thursday, one of the best things i've put out in a long, long time. if you want to watch it right now/support my work generally since i don't have sponsors + i don't make anything on ads, check it out on patreon (bless y'all): www.patreon.com/posts/137252...

i've got a new music video coming out on thursday, one of the best things i've put out in a long, long time. if you want to watch it right now/support my work generally since i don't have sponsors + i don't make anything on ads, check it out on patreon (bless y'all): www.patreon.com/posts/137252...

120 year old man at the gym, drenched in sweat, blasting ragtime in his airpods while he's killing it on the treadmill

120 year old man at the gym, drenched in sweat, blasting ragtime in his airpods while he's killing it on the treadmill

i would love to have an AI wife because unlike my human wife, she can actually get a Virus

sexier than a christian in a condom

my friends and i always come up with fun and creative nicknames for each other when we're hanging out. they love to call me "bathroom boy" because sometimes i have to use the bathroom 😂

sweet beast say "come to the stream now" twitch.tv/hotterdad

my friends and i always come up with fun and creative nicknames for each other when we're hanging out. they love to call me "bathroom boy" because sometimes i have to use the bathroom 😂

remember me? i am the guy who is stupid

feeling flat twitch.tv/hotterdad

great job (?)

sperm exploding out of a penis like a cumshot

Kissing my wife,,, for entire literally life,, just feel's Right 😌

do you ever go to the bathroom? why or why not