i totally forgot to celebrate weed day because i was watching too much porno 😑

blazzer lyfe 420 hot stream get smocked puff puff twitch.tv/hotterdad

happy birthday to this guy (me) whomst is 41 thank you 100 blessings to every family

brief return time: SHORT BIRTHDAY STREAM, RIGHT NOW happy b-day, ME🎈🎈🎈 twitch.tv/hotterdad

goodknife, don't let the slice bugs bite

just as a reminder if you forgot (or never knew at all), but i haven't been streaming/posting lately because i've been building a new office and working full time hours on that 7 days a week. i might try to fit in a brief stream this week, but if not, i'll be back soon because we're almost done 💪💪💪

[me checking out a hot babe] i love her big flat ones

"Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything." -Jared Fogle

@mr breast please give me youth

wow, some of these scantily clad stripper babes look SUPER huggable

@mr breast please give me youth

He Resurrect 🙏

"Rap Bug" by M&Ms is the fastest rapping of all time

the best part of rdr2 is when arthur morgan looks directly into the camera and says, "it would seem that we're experiencing a pretty serious red dead redemption for the second time"

i'm going fully tuesday mode on 500 lucky micropenises (for charity)

click me for stream twitch.tv/hotterdad

if it squirts, it surely hurts

a lot of stuff shouldn't affect a ton of crap

freaky gamblers would much rather make luck to a beautiful woman

like most straight guys, i've been struggling trying to find my wife's beetle for the entirety of our marriage. 😔 well, let's just say that as of this morning, my wife's beetle HAS BEEN FOUND! 🙏🙏🙏 #gratitude #nevergiveup #motivation

wake up, horses!!!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/hotterdad

my all time favorite dessert is a big glass of milk and like 10 sticks of chewing gum

my all time favorite dessert is a big glass of milk and like 10 sticks of chewing gum

like most straight guys, i've been struggling trying to find my wife's beetle for the entirety of our marriage. 😔 well, let's just say that as of this morning, my wife's beetle HAS BEEN FOUND! 🙏🙏🙏 #gratitude #nevergiveup #motivation

go this, go this, go this, get this, get this, get this

i was today years old when i first learned about the super hot bill nye sex tape

chunk nortis don't eat cereal for breakfast he eat literally nails 😂

i just ran into 1000 walls for charity

what did everyone title their pets?

going live late because of tech issues twitch.tv/hotterdad

my hubby has been doing a lot of big hot loads in my p*ssy in front of our friends and family and now i am very embarazado 😳😳😳

im so tired i could f*ck a shoe 😔

bug dog is back in a bug way twitch.tv/hotterdad

me, talking about a hot, fresh donut hole: wow, there's nothing better than a hot, fresh hole my basically wife, hearing me out of literally context: 😳😳😳

me, talking about a hot, fresh donut hole: wow, there's nothing better than a hot, fresh hole my basically wife, hearing me out of literally context: 😳😳😳

i'm actually not sure if you're allowed to do a lot of different stuff. does anyone know?

straabger things is so awesome. what a kewl TV shaw

i'm gonna take a quick dirt nap and then i'll be over shortly

it's finally here: GRANNY CREAM'S HOT BUTTER ICE CREAM MV edit by @pixelrino.neocities.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscZ...

it's finally here: GRANNY CREAM'S HOT BUTTER ICE CREAM MV edit by @pixelrino.neocities.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscZ...

worm is born in an awesome way twitch.tv/hotterdad

im straight as hell bro im all about that beetle 😈👅💦

my son is getting sick of rocken roll

click my cool stream to make awesome and cool happen twitch.tv/hotterdad

being an asshole to rock and roll just feels right

i love to be rude to rock and roll

rock and roll is always die

there should be a way to wash your hands in the same area where you prepare food. it's crazy that no one has figured this out yet lol

growing up, i really loved the teenage mutant nacho turtles

worthless rock and roll crap 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘