A world without music? Maybe it's what we really need ♥️

i'm a huge astronomy fan, my favorite constellation is sphincter's wiener

AMONG US GAME RIP ME OFF

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AMONG US GAME RIP ME OFF

there is no difference between a chocolate bar and a bag of chips. they are the exact same thing

i'm trying to do a better job of reaching out to y'all more directly, instead of battling algorithms for attention. so here's my latest newsletter, which features all the major updates in my work since the last newsletter, just in case you missed something 😉 hdad.substack.com/p/hottest-ne...

1 smile = worthwhile twitch.tv/hotterdad

Please watch the whole thing. It's good! youtu.be/PdzbOIwyjhM?...

yet again, hot dad releases a banger

hound howler twitch.tv/hotterdad

many times a car is faster than a man

i want to do a rant. i'm going to do a rant! i came across a negative comment about my work in the wild the other day, one suggesting that i've been phoning it in for a few years now. obviously no one likes to see something like that about their work, and my brain goes nuts trying to counter it.

He gave up on music... and it changed the world 🌎

He gave up on music... and it changed the world 🌎

are you DONE with music? will you never rock again? well then, my new music video is JUST FOR YOU! youtu.be/PdzbOIwyjhM

horse and 'hog twitch.tv/hotterdad

are you DONE with music? will you never rock again? well then, my new music video is JUST FOR YOU! youtu.be/PdzbOIwyjhM

what's in the box twitch.tv/hotterdad

i twisted my turmeric while trying to ascend some super slippery stairs, it really hurts 😭

just because i look like an epic badass pimp doesn't mean that i'm not cool

i don't lose any sleep over the clit, i'm just not all that worried about it

i don't lose any sleep over the clit, i'm just not all that worried about it

whatever twitch.tv/hotterdad

the chef is not kissing; the chef is making out

what if wife had 2 poon and only 1 boob

imma bounce on that pussy til my penis dries

horsey 🐎 twitch.tv/hotterdad

what if wife had 2 poon and only 1 boob

honestly, coffee and beer are like pretty much the exact same thing. people talk about them like they're soooo different, but they both just make you incredibly horny

honestly, coffee and beer are like pretty much the exact same thing. people talk about them like they're soooo different, but they both just make you incredibly horny

is there a single other married person out there in the world? i just feel so alone right now 😔

he died doing what he loved: getting killed

tetris has sold more than 1000 copies worldwide

it's so incredible that elvis wrote so many great songs entirely on his own with no help from anyone else

tetris has sold more than 1000 copies worldwide

he died doing what he loved: getting killed

i fully believe that a jury could be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the joker only eats wild rice

did you know that there are typically 15 million sperm to more than 200 million sperm per milliliter (mL) of diarrhea? so cool!

did you know that there are typically 15 million sperm to more than 200 million sperm per milliliter (mL) of diarrhea? so cool!

long bug say sup twitch.tv/hotterdad

i truly love jail and i wish that i could be imprisoned for 10000 years 😍😍😍

little bugs seeking hugs twitch.tv/hotterdad

oh believe me, it was fuckin KILLER 😉

mom are the strongest of ALL 💪

happy birthday to all the mother's out there ❤️

a lot of porn reminds me of horny

They tried to put him in jail, just for making a song 😲

They tried to put him in jail, just for making a song 😲

erik is live on twitch website incredibly twitch.tv/hotterdad