honk if you're hornet

my life is a mess, but I'm going to try to do a short test stream to see where things are at twitch.tv/hotterdad

The Simpsons 🤣

those guys sure are silly

Caught my partner singing @hotterdad.bsky.social’s Christmas Pain in Christmas Town to herself today. Listening to this year-round paid off in the best way. Merry Christmas, Chowder Man. youtu.be/ftEz-m0kEWA?...

if you're one of the 100+ new patrons who signed up after my video last week (seriously, i cannot thank you enough!), i just posted my UNRELEASED DREAMSETTLER CHOWDER MAN XMAS ANTHEM, "THIS CHRISTMAS AIN'T THE SAME," hot and fresh to patreon. maybe the real meaning of xmas is actually ROCK AND ROLL?

I've been blasting this and karaokeing it the past 3 Christmases or so

likely to be my last stream of the year, and final in texas!!!! twitch.tv/hotterdad

these guys sure are nasty!

i'm sweaty, tired, late, and LIVE twitch.tv/hotterdad

Christmas Pain in Christmas Town, by the incredible @hotterdad.bsky.social !! Watch: youtu.be/ftEz-m0kEWA?... And grab Hypnospace at 75% off now: store.steampowered.com/app/844590/H...

could this the most poignant satire i've ever written unintentionally? you be the judge! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTob...

i just want to say that I'm so unbelievably grateful for all the support i've received since posting my video the other day. i've really stuck to my guns in my career (to a fault, probably), which has often felt crucial, but hopeless, and so reading so many incredible comments detailing...

i really want porn, i am feeling so sad 😭

what up twitch.tv/hotterdad

This is the only christmas song I'm bumpin this year. Thanks @hotterdad.bsky.social.

if you decide to check out the weekend, do NOT miss out on Saturday!

sitting in an unusual spot twitch.tv/hotterdad

if any of you are in Austin, my farewell show is tonight! i've only done 4 comedy shows total, and now i'm doing a 55 minute set. what is wrong/right with me!? 😎 tix: linktr.ee/hotdad

no mattress cover, no sheet, no problem twitch.tv/hotterdad

rock me out, weezer man

Pure art.

rock me out, weezer man

i don't think i've ever made anything more stupid and pointless than this, and i couldn't be prouder of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0yh...

my farewell austin show is coming up fast! 12.11 at 7pm! don't miss it even one bit! linktr.ee/hotdad

squish boy is ready to rock twitch.tv/hotterdad

AUSTIN! my farewell show is 7 days away!!! get tickets here: linktr.ee/hotdad

I'm going to fuck 6000 bugs for charity this week 🙌

oh yeah ooh yeah girl, save that file to my desktop just like that ooooh yeah don't stop oh yeah

it's bandcamp friday! it may not seem like much, but buying a single song for $1 is equivalent to anywhere from 200-333 streams on spotify. you can get my entire catalog of many 100s of songs for only $8. your support is the only way i'm able to keep doing this, so i'm grateful. hotdad.bandcamp.com

i love to see guys paying amazing prices for things

AUSTIN! my farewell show is 7 days away!!! get tickets here: linktr.ee/hotdad

it's time for ACTION twitch.tv/hotterdad

hypnospace outlaw mentioned!!!

why buy breakfast cereal at the store when you can just make your own at home in only 300 easy steps

why buy breakfast cereal at the store when you can just make your own at home in only 300 easy steps

I'm tired, but I'm home and now we're "ROCKING" twitch.tv/hotterdad

you cannot eat anything

thankful guys thanking guys

only stream this week is RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/hotterdad

if you close the door while you're using the bathroom, what are you hiding from the world? what exactly don't you want others to see?

bro on the rug ✌️ twitch.tv/hotterdad

find out what he has to say RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/hotterdad

i think whoever invented pizza should get a street named after them or something. this stuff is GREAT

if i were older than the oldest person in the world, i would very likely be the oldest person in the world

Happy #IndieAnimationDay! Join us for a new episode of Failing Upward! Cody and JC reckon with their career prospects in "Pick Up The Change"! Special guest star @hotterdad.bsky.social ! Watch Below!

the main issue with the joker is that he's "all joked out," he's heard too many fucking jokes and now they all piss him off

naming my son “pinkfloyd420” so that its way easier for him to get laid when he grows up

you're so good to me, you make me feel like a million bugs 😊