i think whoever invented pizza should get a street named after them or something. this stuff is GREAT

if i were older than the oldest person in the world, i would very likely be the oldest person in the world

Happy #IndieAnimationDay! Join us for a new episode of Failing Upward! Cody and JC reckon with their career prospects in "Pick Up The Change"! Special guest star @hotterdad.bsky.social ! Watch Below!

the main issue with the joker is that he's "all joked out," he's heard too many fucking jokes and now they all piss him off

naming my son “pinkfloyd420” so that its way easier for him to get laid when he grows up

you're so good to me, you make me feel like a million bugs 😊

what up bark fans twitch.tv/hotterdad

wtf i cooked 800 bugs for dinner and now i'm getting arrested for it???? so stupid

hey hommies 🤝 twitch.tv/hotterdad

it's always better to give a crap than receive a crap

girl, did you just eat taco bell? cause i definitely wanna suck on them buns

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there

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hey hey, hi hi stream time tonight (now) twitch.tv/hotterdad

the only bones ive got to pick... are the ones i planted earlier this year! its bone harvest season!

unexpected dinner plans with fam have led to what i can only describe as a Monday stream RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/hotterdad

the only bones ive got to pick... are the ones i planted earlier this year! its bone harvest season!

one hot loaf of flowers, please

Happy November 1st!!! (tomorrow)

i make this and i am stupid

This is the best HALLOWEEN DANCE of 2025 💃🎃🕺

brand new SPOOKY halloween song out now! 🎃🎃🎃@brutalmoose.com edited the video! 🩻🩻🩻 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...

This Halloween song is actually number one!?

Demons on HALLOWEEN?! What is going ON?!

This Halloween song is actually number one!?

He said WHAT in his Halloween song!?!?

maybe this guy will compose another spooky song on stream right now...... twitch.tv/hotterdad

He said WHAT in his Halloween song!?!?

please tell them to let me sleep

please tell them to let me sleep

brand new SPOOKY halloween song out now! 🎃🎃🎃@brutalmoose.com edited the video! 🩻🩻🩻 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...

dog begs for you to watch literally stream now twitch.tv/hotterdad

Just bury me now

bro i want to give you the best life of your entire life

crabs are crawling out of my bible. i think i am going to ask for a refund

it was quite surprising to learn, but a staggeringly high percentage of nude people are not actually wearing clothes

bro i want to give you the best life of your entire life

i really hate it when a sequel starts by spoiling the ending of the previous movie

we are going to the game zone

we are going to the game zone

ears up, it's time for stream twitch.tv/hotterdad

HALLOWEEN IS BACK 🎃🎃🎃

is this the sexiest Halloween song ever written!? Please let me know 🎃🎃🎃

bark twitch.tv/hotterdad

HALLOWEEN IS BACK 🎃🎃🎃

is this the sexiest Halloween song ever written!? Please let me know 🎃🎃🎃

am i allowed to piss? or is that a rare privilege only awarded to the upper echelons of society? i would appreciate a prompt answer because i really need to go 😬

last year, i wrote/composed/recorded/mixed a halloween song during my halloween stream in a period of about 3 hours. because it had lost all seasonal relevance by the end of that stream, i've been sitting on it until now, when it's finally relevant again. please have a sexy halloween

am i allowed to piss? or is that a rare privilege only awarded to the upper echelons of society? i would appreciate a prompt answer because i really need to go 😬

extending a paw to welcome you to wednesday night stream 🤩🤩🤩 twitch.tv/hotterdad