absolutely phenomenal. yupppp that's what i was scoping in on! that's what i wanted to shoot at!

my favourite time of the year: AOC 2025 (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

I'm going to sleep

I forgot to post the punchline of this one

i replaced the llm in my roblox admin with big pickle and asked it to give me flight

Here is my Family .

Got so fucked up last night Started giving all my devices first names 🤦🤦

BREAKING: New datamining indicates that #Valve will be announcing #Steam2. It will replace the original #Steam, which will be deprecated and shut down in 2030. Purchases will be non-transferable. #ValveLeaks

This thanksgiving... I'm thankful for Phonk.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Here's the metadata of those 65 thousand extensions (305 MB) huggingface.co/datasets/jac...

the 35 year olds that follow me because of some project i never finished 6 months ago opening their phones after a 9-5 and seeing me post about junko enoshima chasity cages

I swear to god the only prompt I gave it was "Explain my beautiful post" and a screenshot I had no system instructions and history was off I took these screenshots at the time too I don't know why I never posted them I think I was too lazy to do alt text

GNU GPT ✨ generate me a web browser 🌐 Super hitler will Love ❤️ 🤖 BZZT.. GENERATING.. 🤖 BREAKING BASIC BROWSER FUNCTIONALITY... 🤖 BEEP.. Your new Web Browser 🌐 is LibreWolf 🐺

Bro i do not want my fucking grocery store's spotify

They called it Google Antigravity because it's the most disorienting vscode fork ever made

I don't do REACT... I don't do VITE... I don't do SERVER COMPONENTS... I use PREACT, SVELTE, and VANILLA HTML in the same project BUNDLED AT RUNTIME and use GLOBALS instead of getElementById and when my users open issues I KILL MYSELF

Discord is down, you know where to find me! chatgpt.com/gg/v/691fa62...

No fucking way

(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on

Everyone at replicate gonna be fired bro

on god, WE (me and you) are switching to ddos-guard

Cloudflare is aware of, and investigating an issue which potentially impacts multiple customers. Further detail will be provided as more information becomes available. Follow our updates here: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...

happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate

im in thailand rn its the last cloudflare server left i just keep posting my dick on twitter and deleting it it gives me so much adrenaline and no one will ever see it

Hytale is saved. New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...

minecraft items and recipes mod called DEI

ive been laughing my ass off for the last 20 minutes dude oh my fucking god

never hiring this fucking plumber again #ValveLeaks

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