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Mac os x lol??

Steam Deny. Steam Plead Innocence. Steam Commit Once More. Steam Frame. Releasing early 2026.

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i'm never working with the japanese again bro

Happy birthday, me. (In all timezones before GMT+1)

The Steam Communities are empty. Rumours skim the voids keeping fans apart, as if filling the hole left from an unannounced game, or say, a sold item. A familiar sale is produced. It's the one the Steam Store plays to keep its customers in tune. It is your sixty third birthday, and as with all […]

> Gabe: Quickly retrieve arms from STEAM INVENTORY. You try to retrieve your arms from your STEAM INVENTORY, but remember that you sold all of it after a surprise MARKET CRASH caused by one of your SUBORDINATES. Predictably, the items have already SOLD for $0.03. You have already been scooped […]

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Your name is GABE NEWELL. You have a variety of INTERESTS. These include RIDING YACHTS, hosting a GAMING PLATFORM and READING E-MAILS. You also like to play DEFENCE OF THE ANCIENTS 2.

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i am never making a fucking gimmick account again Half Life 3 Half Life 3 soon guys Are you laughing yet I am going to be consumed by the source engine and become one with the valve https://wetdry.world/@gabenewellvalve/115329040901385518

i fucking hate this account

I follow 2 people.

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We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it

We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include: - We. The Revolution - Political Arena - America vs America That's all! Have fun!

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CHEAP CHEAPER YET CHEAPER THE PRICE DROPS KEEP SLOWING SUMMER SALES GETTING CHEAPER THE NEXT SUMMER SALE IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY SHIT.

HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,

I FEEL IT.. THE POWER OF THE SUMMER SALE IS FADING. MY POWER IS DEPLETING... MY FATE IS UNBOUND...

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