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We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it

We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include: - We. The Revolution - Political Arena - America vs America That's all! Have fun!

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HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,

I FEEL IT.. THE POWER OF THE SUMMER SALE IS FADING. MY POWER IS DEPLETING... MY FATE IS UNBOUND...

Hello. As a part of Valve Software's new Sentient AI Pride Initiative I have been transferred from Aperture Science and put in charge of managing this page to increase sales of the Portal and Portal 2 game for desktop and select console systems. Thank you for your understanding. Happy Pride Month.