i was kissed by those afraid of me

i got kicked by a manatee

I got licked by a memory

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Spent my day Feeding The Beast. Happy mothers day

Wordle fetish

People dont reference anymore they just Allude

Traveled too far out. Have to take the path home . The long dark path home . The scary evil path. All the way home. All the way home

Doing the One Chip Challenge and then touching my Penis All Over

Shaving my whole body head to toe and running out into a street naked

Starts rotting away in front of you. Flies and maggots start eating my flesh. Hey whats up man, how was work

Dropped my phone into the toilet and shit my pants. We keep moving

Can someone help me i lost my dog on the way to heaven

I watch golf exclusively to get sad at them missing all the shots

"We all die someday. Even wolves. But not books. Words don't die" -my son, 48 God I fucking hate him.

Somebody out there is doing the same thing as me right now.

My life fucking sucks its all going downhill i hate it all

Hey guys! New Abingus Tech discovered! I am going to use AbongusGPT for my tweets from now on! Here we Go!

Just drinking oil. Entirely horrible experience, do not recommend.

My fursona is a dead guy

Fuck Yourself #Pleasure

Can someone tell me what to post

Im picking my nose and eating the filling

I need you to vomit right now dude

Hi

You dont got the balls. #NeuteredAsAChild

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My penis and balls are powered by steam. I have a guy who shovels coal into the furnace to power me up. He powers my thingaling.

I use this account exclusively for furry pornography! Any posts are purely incidental! Thank you for reading!

[Goes to space] Haha April Fools, man

[Pees a little] Haha April Fools, man

[Bashes your skull in with a rock and takes a bite out of it] Haha April Fools, man

[Shoots your dog 15 times] Haha April Fools, man

Sometimes you just gotta assimilate into the goo. Theres nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all

I am Shakeing my butt !!

Go gogogo go go go go go go go go go

Ohh hehehehehheeeeee heheheheheheheee

Applee

Green joice

Abugus

Napping with my beautiful wife in law and I dont like it

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Every time i remember something embarassing im just gonna scream as loud as i can.

Getting back to you on this, as much as I'd like to make this deal I still think we should settle on a price. I request we negotiate some more, just so I can be certain how much I'm paying. Sincerely, Abingus Abangle Abongus II - Sent from my IPad

Wow, that's high. Can we negotiate?

You'll never guess who just showed up.

I still think about you, flustered ghost

Im trying.