still partially convinced the Blue Jays aren't doing well because they didn't inadvertently put me in their pre-season promo video this year

Feels apposite right now

The president’s mental health is a global crisis.

We've finally won the war against woke

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, I WON A WEBBY AWARD. Here's my 5-word speech. #webbys

Religion is so obviously fake.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

Happy mother's day

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Celebrating Sir David Attenborough at 100 feels like celebrating the Earth itself. A century of life spent not chasing fame, but expanding human wonder - teaching generations to look closer, care deeper, and understand that nature is not “out there,” but home. Thank you, Sir David. 💚🦋🎥

RFK Jr is an addiction expert because he was a junkie for 14 years like I’m urologist because I’ve been pissing for way longer than that

It's amazing how quickly White politicians in the South rushed to PROVE exactly why we needed the Voting Rights Act!

You're in a chess tournament against last year's champion. He jumps a pawn clear across the board to take your rook. "That's not how chess works!" you say to the judge. That's when you learn the tournament's judges get appointed by the previous year's champion. (What reading the news feels like)

I've been at a beer festival selling books about beer. Back in the bookshop now and just sold a book about books. I think I've cracked this. Anyway, if your week is done, why not grab yourself a book from a nice indie bookshop somewhere? If your week isn't done, just do it anyway.

It's very frustrating living in a country where the Republicans are given a free pass by the courts and by the media to do whatever deranged dangerous bugfuck batshit they want, but when Democrats make any change at all, the media hamstrings them and then the courts brain them with a cinder block.

WTF? I guess it's good that they are saying the quiet parts out loud but it's making me feel a bit crazy reading this batshit crazy stuff.

“Canada’s cognitive sovereignty — the ability of Canadians to make political decisions freely, without foreign coercion or manipulation — is not simply under threat; it is being actively contested by foreign actors seeking to shape Canada’s democratic future.” disinfowatch.org/wp-content/u...

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

You acknowledge a person in passing, on a road or path, to be polite in the countryside. It was funny, as a boy, to be in a place they didn't do that. Even adults, going by looking ahead as if I wasn't there. No "Hi" or smile. Like a game of: "Let's Pretend to be Ghosts."

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

It's a ceasefire Jim. But not as we know it.

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

Oh, the people who blow up ships are the bad guys? Huh.

wait

I forgive the little old man on speaker phone in the bookstore cause he was asking his wife about books she wants and he said, “We need to buy it here and support Kaitlyn and not buy it on Amazon” 🥰

It’s that time of year again; when science still cannot develop an instrument that could measure my indifference to the Met Gala.

They call them "data centers" because “mass-surveillance centers” would be harder to sell.

In the past year alone, Jeff Bezos's net worth has increased by $75 billion. That’s $205,479,452 per day $8,561,643 per hour $142,694 per minute $2,378 per second The median American’s weekly earnings is $1,235 ($64,220/yr).

My car's manual was looking rough, so I ordered a new one through Perfect Books. Proving that if I can get a 1974 Super Beetle manual from an indie bookstore in Ottawa, there really is no need to give your money to the Indigo, Amazon, etc. of the world.

Any normal person looks at this décor and deduces instantly that the man behind it is a lunatic Future generations will see no fuzz on this assertion and be stunned that this orc got this far America in this age is humiliated in the gaze of history for hundreds of years to come

we dont throw away perfectly good food in this house! we put it in the fridge and wait for it to go bad and THEN throw it away. as is good and proper

Thank you Google Maps for respecting this cow’s privacy.

Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.

Day baseball at Wrigley Field back in the 1970’s, two-thirds empty and filled with the drunk and unemployable, as God intended...

“no one wants to work anymore” damn right if i could sit by the beach bathing in the sun and eating fruit every day with my singular precious life i would

They are so juvenile they don’t realize how embarrassing and bizarre this is.

🤣

TRAN: Driscoll testified he refused to strike the names of 2 female and 2 Black officers from a promotion list due to their exemplary service, names which were ultimately removed. Did you order him to do that? HEGSETH: I removed those names TRAN: Why? HEGSETH: Bc we review every general officer

Seriously 😒 Tha hell man 🤦🏽‍♂️

In 1994, a man crashed his small plane into the White House. Clinton did not build a ballroom because of it. In fact he barely mentioned it. And he definitely did not say that no one can criticize him anymore.

Also true.

Gary Oldman - #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

thinking about the gould quote again