hey america, if prince andrew can be held accountable so can donald trump

if you're having a bad day let me make it better for you "prince" andrew got arrested today you're welcome

they should invent a house or apartment that a millennial can afford

this too shall pass but like this can not continue divas

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ here’s some fairy dust to everyone who is struggling with problems but trying their best to stay whimsical

first in my bloodline to be openly lesbian

i'll never forget when i first came out of the closet as a lesbian. i matched with this other femme on tinder and asked her to go to an art gallery with me. she told me that was the equivalent to asking her to meet my family as a first date. she asked me to go to sexpo with her instead

i'll never forget when i first came out of the closet as a lesbian. i matched with this other femme on tinder and asked her to go to an art gallery with me. she told me that was the equivalent to asking her to meet my family as a first date. she asked me to go to sexpo with her instead

when people try to correct me for being a man-hating lesbian by asking if i hate my dad as well (i hate him the absolute most. he's the founding father)

isn’t it crazy how every ancient culture had a dragon myth regardless of geography? must have been the wind

i’m gently cupping every lesbian's face when i say this: there are things far worse than being single. you could be straight

do not raise a foul word against trans women in my presence

i love when random queer bluesky users find my page and start liking and reposting all of my lesbian posts. it feels like i’ve been cultivating a pretty garden and glance out the window to see bees going absolutely wild in the flowers

you ever just minding your business and then you suddenly have to deal with men

manifesting being the first in my bloodline to get married as a lesbian

howdy queers 🤠

“AI will replace you” i’d like to see AI yearn for women like lesbians do

the feminine urge to cup your tiddies as an important enrichment activity

scooby-doo would have gotten trump and elon arrested for their election fraud and pedophilia by now

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough ty

“AI will replace you” i’d like to see AI yearn for women like lesbians do

the feminine urge to cup your tiddies as an important enrichment activity

QUEER YE, QUEER YE! bad bunny gave the greatest halftime show of all time, especially in this political climate

seeing a lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual and a puerto rican man who's an ally to the LGBTQ+ community all perform at the super bowl was such a power move. loved it. 10/10

the president of the united states is a racist, homophobic pedophile. if you support him, i'm going to assume that you are too. america will one day need to have a reckoning over this era, just like germany did

i know HR stands for that gay hockey series but every time i read it on my feed i think there's major drama happening in the world of human resources instead of heated rivalry

i love a "this is us" ass girl like yes kitten we are two tectonic plates because you should grind against me

"girlmath" "girldinner" hear me out diva how about we overthrow the fascist regime and make a world like barbie

listen man i need us to bring back mood rings. i need people to know what mood i'm in man. i need it

rattling the bars of my cage (lesbian yearning)

how to delete facebook from the app store for everyone forever and ever

sorry to my bloodline but i'm lesbian and it's over

a recent harvard study showed that you should embrace and love bisexuality more

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly insane that trump is still president of america and that all the monsters in the epstein files are walking around free

hot take: IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL NOT TO PUT THE DAMN SALARY ON THE JOB LISTING. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM HIRING SITES AND FINED! signed, a tired millennial

people who call the moon "him" are so odd because the moon could never be a man

"do you live under a rock?" ummm duh her name is the moon

i wish my career was marine biology because i could be an office siren and count the fish or whatever

if you're having a bad day let me make it better for you they raided elon’s office in france today

this was chappell roan at the grammys last night in case you missed it btw

as a lesbian who loves fine art, i really love chappell roan's dress. it reminds me of lady godiva or a botticelli painting. that's what art does, it makes people talk, feel emotions and more. some of you don't like it because she dressed for the female gaze which sounds like a personal issue

chappell roan nipple dress was a big day for lesbians, bisexual women and queer people everywhere

all of the women speaking up about the epstein files are so fucking brave. they're real survivors. BELIEVE THE SURVIVORS

girls some of you urgently need help and by help i mean:

cannibals, rapists, pedophiles and murderers exposed in the epstein files but not a single arrest has been made. when you’re in charge, you don’t arrest yourself! 🫵😉

cannibals, rapists, pedophiles and murderers exposed in the epstein files but not a single arrest has been made. when you’re in charge, you don’t arrest yourself! 🫵😉

girls some of you urgently need help and by help i mean:

all of the women speaking up about the epstein files are so fucking brave. they're real survivors. BELIEVE THE SURVIVORS

yeah so conservative men hate piercings on women because you have to be over 18 to get one

we got rockstar's president sam houser in the epstein files before gta 6 that’s wild