chat does anyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/hold a grudge against today???

as a lesbian switch i swear that i can be submissive but the minute a man tells me what to do i'm telling him to shut tf up

love you trans women MWAH! for you

hearing about sex as a kid is like “you’re 100% going to do this one day” and then you grow up one day and find out sex was made up by queer ao3 writers for the plot

i hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like... idk…?? rich lesbian aunty etc...

us outside a lesbian club: what do you mean this girl's a bouncer? interesting... and what does she bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

starbucks barista: hi! what can i get for you today? woman with a shaved pussy: i just really like it when it's smooth down there

occupation: very shy femme lesbian

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with my beautiful future wife and have lesbian makeout sessions

the creation of a new religion by a woman in france was not on my 2025 bingo card

riddle me this, if god hates lesbians then how come we get to have chappell roan?

bluesky tip: you need more lesbian, bisexual and queer girl mutuals in your life trust me ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

"dress for the job you want" me:

i love masc lesbians so much 😭

stupider things have been done in the name of lesbianism. never forget girls

i love masc lesbians so much 😭

*sees a beloved mutual in the comments* hi honey

stupider things have been done in the name of lesbianism. never forget girls

"dress for the job you want" me:

what the fuck do you mean by honeymoon phase? date to die together or leave her alone

accidentally clicking on google AI mode feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus

them: "i voted for trump and regret it" why, because it's starting to negatively affect you? COWABUMMER DUDE 🤙🏻

fun fact: they're called love handles because lesbians love to handle them

not naming any names but my mutuals are genuinely good people and i hope that they get everything their heart wants and needs

"slut era" i say as i stay at home and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other LGBTQ+ people my age are having while i wish i had a queer friend group

like this if you’re antifa, no one will know

being kissed sounds crazy wish it was real

bluesky tip: you need more lesbian, bisexual and queer girl mutuals in your life trust me ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

like this if you’re antifa, no one will know

shout out to human connection i knew you briefly in childhood once upon a time

"slut era" i say as i stay at home and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other LGBTQ+ people my age are having while i wish i had a queer friend group

being kissed sounds crazy wish it was real

anyways if they invented a way for chatgpt to feel pain i would kick it in the dick on purpose so it would crash

queer women love it when mascs have big strong hands by the way. for science

not naming any names but my mutuals are genuinely good people and i hope that they get everything their heart wants and needs

i wish the rapture came so i don't have to keep stressing about work anymore

historians would call them best friends

RELIGION 👏🏻 DOES 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 BELONG 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 GOVERNMENT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

i love lesbianism. i love bisexuality. i love queerness. i love love

as a lesbian i'm here to say that sapphic vampire books are the perfect genre. you either get it or you don’t, idk what else to say. anyway

people need to stop making masculine women feel uncomfortable in the women's restroom. they’re supposed to be there??? stop staring

i think it's attractive when lesbians

i ❤️ queer women with body hair

people need to stop making masculine women feel uncomfortable in the women's restroom. they’re supposed to be there??? stop staring

as a lesbian i'm here to say that sapphic vampire books are the perfect genre. you either get it or you don’t, idk what else to say. anyway

them: "i voted for trump and regret it" why, because it's starting to negatively affect you? COWABUMMER DUDE 🤙🏻

kissing queer women enhances your aura

what celebrate bisexuality day really means is that you should all kiss

honestly i get why women become villians