the modern femme lesbian is a siren who posts thirst traps on ig story to lure unsuspecting queers in but little do they know that they respond immediately to photos of homemade tiramisu

i'm very religious and by religious i mean a lesbian who could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless. jk hahaha unless-

i know being single is the best for me mentally right now but i want to find my wife and to be loved so badly too

spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette for aura but physically i am not because #smokingkills

you can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind labyrinth and encountering their minotaur

women are so fucking hot send post

what type of jobs do y'all lesbians have that you can afford to be traveling around the world to see your girlfriends (and are they hiring)

someone should make a lesbian dating app called clitr so the men will never be able to find it

oh fuck... you're homophobic... and just found out i'm a lesbian... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!!! get away from me, before it's too late... and i make you gay too!!!

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

lesbian take: women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to worship them with your entire being

that super weird femme lesbian with curly hair and green eyes on bluesky can change your life btw

as a lesbian my favorite genre of people are sex workers and transsexuals and artists and musicians and perverts and queers

as a lesbian my favorite genre of people are sex workers and transsexuals and artists and musicians and perverts and queers

that super weird femme lesbian with curly hair and green eyes on bluesky can change your life btw

lesbian take: women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to worship them with your entire being

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

can someone make a virus but for gen AI

all i can do is keep putting lesbianism and love out into the universe

bro come do lesbian things with me

if you're ever feeling sad, just remember that we live in a world with tiramisu and that you can go eat tiramisu today if you wanted to

hobbymaxxing by jogging every day and buying plants so i don't end up back on wlw tinder, hinge or bumble as a lesbian

i know that i've done nothing productive today because the power went out, but honestly who cares? i'm just a weird little lesbian doing the best that i can

underboob. side boob. cleavage. nipples poking through shirts like accessories. yes you agree

the angel on my shoulder is telling me to have a lesbian makeout session. to keep uhauls in business

i'll see a masc lesbian with tattoos and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

people aren't angry enough about gen AI

i'm so tired of being on linkedin and seeing amazingly talented game devs be laid off from triple A companies who are simultaneously making record profits and peddling snake oil gen AI. i've seen homeless devs begging for work despite working on titles players are enjoying TODAY. it's not right

gaming console prices are unacceptable and quickly approaching a point where they're pricing out average people from video games to make them a luxury for the rich. this AI shit needs to be wrapped up expeditiously. normal people don't like your slop brainrot

execs trying to force AI in to every aspect of game development while AI is actively making their games, consoles, and business unaffordable for consumers (and losing consumer favor because fuck AI) has got to be the dumbest self-own

i got that dog in me but that dog has trigger words like: lesbians, and do you wanna kiss women, and who's a good girl, and who wants tiramisu? YES yes YES PLS absofuckinglutely yes

i'm a single lesbian in my yearning era which means my panties are soaked at all times

i got that dog in me but that dog has trigger words like: lesbians, and do you wanna kiss women, and who's a good girl, and who wants tiramisu? YES yes YES PLS absofuckinglutely yes

i'm a single lesbian in my yearning era which means my panties are soaked at all times

her boobs ease the pain? iboobprofen. her ass eases the pain? assperin. her thighs ease the pain? thighlenol.

posing with my homemade tiramisu for the neighbors like men do with fish on dating apps

i am a simple woman. i enter the kitchen. i eat the biggest fucking bowl of tiramisu you have ever seen. i leave.

the first woman who had a lesbian situationship must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog about it

hot take, you CAN'T call yourself a REAL butch lover if you only love and protect thin white or muscular lesbians. send thread

the top 3 most private things for me: 1. crying in front of you 2. introducing my dogs to you 3. seeing my pretty tiddies

ladies, ladies. stay calm. i made tiramisu

nicknaming lesbians tiramisu the way we're full of coffee and lady fingers

i just feel like the world should have never moved on from logan paul and the suicide forest youtube video he took

"men can't show emotions" okay but you're not allowed to assault women, children and animals but you do it anyway. so what's stopping you?

economy so bad that i'm being brave and chasing my dreams to learn how to make my own video games because what if it works

anyone have any tips or spells that can summon lesbians and queer women to my dms

i wish i was taller. i wish i was a baller. i wish my future wife had my number i would call her

microdosing heaven by being around women and telling them how beautiful they are

ⓘ this user is a big fan of video games that shut my brain off for a little while