To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic

Most relatable depiction of a human I’ve seen in a video game recently.

Paul Saunders rt if you agree

Well that's rude NYT Games 😛

Emergency cute dog alert: Maple likes margaritas, apparently

Remember Decker's golden rule: when crisis starts, instead of immediately posting stream of consciousness, stand up, pour yourself a strong drink, and do something else. The takes can wait an hour or two.

so I have a lot of complicated thoughts about the specific issue at hand, but I have to point out that’s not what “magical realism” is

"Whats this line item?" "Counterintelligence, sir" "It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?" "Yes, sir"

Vinegar does no good, nor do other acids. Baking soda does no good, nor do other bases.The three tear gases are not neutralized by any of them. Milk does no good either. You need soap/detergent and water for skin and clothing, and always only plain water for the eyes. Lots of it. That’s it.

Tough day at the Wordle factory today. Roughly half the users failed to guess it, even after six tries.

Thanks everyone, the memes have been great but it's time to go back to mostly ignoring the Pope.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Pritzker centralizing all temporal and spirituality authority in preparation for the coming Khanate

Pleased to wake up to learn that PP lost his PP in the election last night. You know, his Place in Parliament

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

This is high art

Two things that are true: 1. Government is not a business trying to run it like one is dumb. 2. People and project management are real skills and business is a good place to hone them.

you can tell romantasy truly is ascendant as a genre because while people are saying very nice things about A Drop of Corruption, the negative bits are mostly "why isn't your murder mystery series a romance instead"

My most millennial belief: sometimes a Tumblr effortpost is the most reliable and insightful word on a subject.

As an appreciator of midcentury American Edu/vertizing films, I very much enjoyed this classic example of the form: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBb... Asbestos is what makes it strong!

We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”

its honestly so cool to be so bad at making cars that when one of your cars explodes outside the hotel of the fascist president you are puppeting everyone just assumes your car blew up organically and doesn't even consider that it might be intentional

'Tis year. Welcome year. Please be kind.

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

Guys, we’re saved! I see… a cactus…

i have accidentally made another feature-length animation video

Sue, being a perfect angel. She was very timid at first, but she's definitely getting more comfortable.

And to everyone who followed the mods starter pack, I can't promise any amazing content, but here's a bonus Greta.

Thanks to @desertbus.org for another fantastic year. Helping out, even in small ways, is one of the highlights of the year.

This brings another Desert Bus to a close. We had some amazing times, we made some incredible memories and we raised $1.25 Million for the children. For Hope. Orbspeed. Good Night. Good Luck. See you next year.

So the amazing team at Bungie has donated the SPICY Loud Lullaby Prop Replica from Destiny 2 and it is now up for giveaway! Thank you to Bungie for your support of the bus! $9.10/multiples thereof for the next 43 minutes tinyurl.com/ye28667p

One of the best parts of @desertbus.org are Lagoeodrit's calligraphy quotes. This time of @foldablehuman.bsky.social kind.social/@laogeodritt...

They're so happy! And they're coming right toward us! #Overrun #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGFoundations

Desert Bus produces the most...unexpected things

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, the beautiful technicolor rainbow between; WELCOME To Desert Bus 2024 Our 18th annual adventure begins with our special bonus shift, featuring special guest Travis Eriksen, an Uncut Duskmourn Sheet and much much more! desertbus.org

That feeling when you fix the level 4 indenting in a document so that it has a trailing tab character instead of forcing people to put a double space to make the text line up...exciting, and sad

Missed the first 10% by that much.

Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

zzzzz, welcome to the… haah, zzzz…. #Hades2 #HadesGame

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

@techconnectify.bsky.social Something I didn't know existed, but now that I know it does, seems quite interesting: www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...

Whatever complaints one has about SCOTUS, I don't want anyone trying to claim they don't have style.

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

I suppose we can try living here too