BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.

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I mean, it's more exciting than the bullet points he required last time he was in office. How long until he forgets it wasn't actually Fox News and starts late-night rage posting about top secret operations?

It’s one thing to poke a murderbot with a governor module; poking a rogue murderbot is a whole different proposition.

First it was "We can't help everyone." Then it became "I have compassion fatigue--stop asking me to feel sad about other people." Then it was "Empathy is for the weak." And now it's "Let them die."

🎵Starships were meant to fly But Elon's fall from the sky Big boom while we're so high Rapid disassemble one more time, oh🎵

I shaved up to my knees for this?

sorry I was weird earlier.. I remembered I exist and panicked ❤️

This was also when I learned about DOGE’s advancement on dismantling the Bird Banding Lab- and fueled my resolve to be more socially active! Decades of work will be deleted unless people back it up. This is just another way the Administration is weakening Scientific Dsata and conservation!

Trump is putting the tiny screws to Apple. I am sure this will end well for all involved.

BREAKING: CDC Rebrands Itself as Center for Disease Circulation

JUST IN: A federal judge has ordered the reinstatement of an education grant supporting long-running desegregation efforts in southern schools. The Trump administration canceled funds for the program under its anti-DEI policy. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...

Probably an exorcism.

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Do I need to spell out who this bill is really for?

The president who makes all his physicians sign NDAs and attended a debate without disclosing his COVID diagnosis is demanding to know what Biden knew and when.

I think it's about time we go from saying "I'm vaxxed and relaxed" to saying "I'm vexed and perplexed."

*starts digging* I'm going to save so much money on Metamucil.

He’s stage 9 stupid.

I don't care if Joe Biden had cancer while he was POTUS. I care that people who had cancer could get treated. I care that funding for cancer wasn't being cut. I care there wasn't an actual cancer as POTUS.

I clicked on a notification about the age for #SSA benefits going up, and instead of taking me to the article, #Google decided its AI should editorialize before I could read anything. I have never been redirected to an AI summary in the browser before being allowed to read the article before today.

Pretty sure ICE are claiming not to be the Gestapo because they think it's pronounced "gazpacho."

we are not the gestapo is not something one expects to start the week with

We finally got trickle-down economics to work, but only because shit rolls downhill.

I know people say Harris lost to the couch, and I think that's because the couch was in bed with Vance.

DOGE cuts ⤷ tornado forecast offices closed overnight ⤷ 27 Americans dead after overnight tornadoes

If Comey has to answer questions for sea shells, it seems at least as reasonable for Davis to have to explain what he is asking for here.

Breaking: Billionaire who grifts constantly of his blue collar base is shocked that a multi-billion dollar corporation won't eat costs for its low-price loving customers.

I'm sure Comey would have been fine if he had said "peacefully and patriotically 8647."

This is a warcrime and should be reported as such by news organizations IN THE FUCKING HEADLINE

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Hmmm....🤔🤔

TL;DR, Chip Roy is human garbage.

But if the people ICE arrests don’t get due process, how do we know they aren’t here legally? How do we know they did anything wrong? How can we even be sure they aren’t US citizens?

The new Pope isn't anti-MAGA. MAGA is anti-Jesus.

MAKE WINE BOXES GREAT AGAIN!

I feel silly. I always thought he wiped with it.

We can’t afford cancer research but the Trump retribution & leisure budget is unlimited.

Sounds like something he should have remembered from when he got sworn in.

JUST IN: Attorney Mark Zaid has filed a lawsuit against the White House, saying the suspension of his security clearance, which has disrupted his clients' legal representation, is unconstitutional retaliation by Trump. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"They can't take a joke" whines the man who sues or defunds everyone who hurts his widdle fee-fees.

President Trump announces a 25% tariff on the band Foreigner.

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