It's winter now.

If Donald ever tried to nominate me for anything in his cabinet, I'd run the other way. Fast. You'd have to know by now that associating with him is career ending. Right? Surely they can see that by now... Also, that's not even to mention the files .... And that whole thing.... #releasethefiles

do you wanna tell math-based ghost-stories, or is the poor little baby 2²

I was so excited that Star Trek: SNW was starting on the 23rd.... but then realised it ws 23rd of - July - ... not June. Sad times. 🖖

"You are the human equivalent of a downvote" has got to be today's sickest burn. 🔥

A guy walked into my regular cafe wearing scrubs. I've seen him before. He's a regular too. I couldn't tell if he was a Veterinarian or a doctor so I asked. Apparently he's a vet. No no wait.. He's a Dog-tor. Dog-tor.

Engagement farming much you bot-nerds?

they're calling her Gwynocide Paltrow lmaoooooo

Alot of spam follows and like farming overnight on the Blue Skye. Anyway, here's Wonderwall youtu.be/Ofrqm6-LCqs?...

Me singing "Cranberries - Let it linger" to my partner. Her: Do I have to? Me: Yeah you have to. Her: Do I have to? Me: yeah you have to pull my finger. Me: *farts* youtu.be/G6Kspj3OO0s?...

There's a Guy in this cafe who looks like rami malek and I SO want to take a photo but that's not okay right?

Same coffee shop. Same coffee beans. Same milk. Same coffee machine. Different barista and what a difference in the coffee. 😎😀☕

Getting new tyres for the car tomorrow. Today, the 'low tyre pressure' warning light went off. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad. We'll see in the morning if it lasts ....😂

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

So… I've been writing for about 18 years on the idea that if you somehow manage to make meaningfully conscious machine minds & then you treat them as tools, then you're enslaving those minds, and that's pretty messed up. And this ties into something else I've re-upped recently: LLMs can't say "No."

okay one bear wandering through my yard was tolerable but two bears wandering through my yard is less agreeable

Kash Patel heard there were shots at the White House and went right over there only to discover they were talking about gun shots

My partner and I saw you from across the bar and we love your vibe.

So many women on IG have "just moved to Melbourne, just broken up with their boyfriends, looking for a partner." They should all go out together. Instant support group. 🙄

What if we just did this but across the Strait of Hormuz

Special shout out to people who live on, and more specifically, have driveways, in traffic lit intersections. Must be a bitch to get out.

The point is not lost here. Fuck T#*mp. But side note, I thought a consulate and an embassy were the same thing?

My brain still treats good news like an unattended bag at the airport.

This could be us but... I'm still alive.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

I missed a few posts. Please start over.

I would have thought it would have been eating all the peaches but ok.

Made a music player on the weekend and am pretty stoked with it. I wanted retro.... github.com/MacsInSpace/...

New Star Trek was sadly a bit average. But that's just two episodes. I'll give it time.

I know you're a racist by the way you go out of your way to select the white thumbs up. 👍🏻

Once you walk through those airport gates where they scan your balls, you're on the international timezone and you can drink. Even if it's 9am.

schrödinger put an elephant in the room but nobody and everybody talked about it

Yabba-Dabba-Dooooo!

Are the easter eggs out yet? God I could go a hot cross bun.

I made a meme.

Trump confirmed the U.S. carried out an overnight strike on Venezuela and said the nation's leader, Nicolás Maduro, has been taken into custody and removed from the country. All I could think was "Wont ICE just deport them?" sorry.

The US is bombing Venezuela. This isn’t what love bombing means Trump the peace president

Hello, Carol. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We'll do our best to provide it.

Do you think he knows we are just going to rename everything back to whatever it was before in a few years? We are all in silent agreement to do that right?

When Johnny Cash sang Hurt, it became the new default version of the song for me. I mean... I'm not into country that much but we found thiscountry version of Sir Mix Alots - Baby Got Back and It. Is. Something. Give it time, it'll grow on you. youtu.be/gwti7-cEHh8

Gottem.

And so it begins. The week-long, daily search, for somewhere that is open and does good coffee and some sort of chilli scrambled eggs.

autism tip

I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this

Why don't you "knee jerk" a ban to guns too, you jerk? *Some guns *Semi automatic and automatic. *Better/ regular BG checks and longer wait times. No one needs a gun 'right now'. 🙄

FIFA piece of shit prize - more like it.

for a second i thought i hit a deer but fortunately for me it was just a car dressed up like a deer