‘You booed our national anthem what if we booed yours’ Well, honey, there is a viral clip of Australians singing the national anthem where half the crowd get the lyrics wrong so I think we will be right (Also during the 4 nations you booed Canadas because they protested the 51st state)

Australians laughing at the European and British heatwave as if we don’t constantly complain about winter when we do it on easy mode. That being said fuck it’s cold today

You would think JD Vance who lectured everyone about him being booed in vicinity of his children would have something to say about Pete Buttigieg being falsely accused of hurting his children and being separated from his children for 24 hours. With unknown trauma inflicted onto his kids.

So far my fave Seppo v Brit crash out was them saying 'You are shit talking us on the tech we invented' which, first of all not true and second of all, you are saying it in English the language they invented. I know you drop the Us but thats because of capitalism.

Calling CPS because you are a deranged maga homophobic bigot is loser fucking behaviour. Waiting to see republicans condemn it…

We are going up we are going up

They are talking about time blindness/lateness again. I'm sorry but getting somewhere on time is the base level of respect.

Holding up a good messaging bill so you can try and disenfranchise voters is such a Trump move

Trump is going to plunge the US into a fuel crisis (and probably the rest of us)

They always pick to go after something I’m not self conscious of. Like babes the odds were in your favour and still a swing and a miss.

Oh and give an island off Queensland to Elon Musk.

… um… one nation talking about giving part of Queensland to Israel is certainly not something I had on my bingo card

Ohhh their crash out proves we may have lost the game but we won the war. This is without them finding out about the term seppo

The American crash out over finding out how Australia sees them is funnier than most of our chants. ‘You’re irrelevant to us!’ Yeah babes then why do our opinions on you matter?

He’s one of your own. He’s one of your own. Jeffery Epstein is one of your own. We may have lost the game but we won the chants which honestly is the best thing about soccer

Aussies at the World Cup are going to do a seppo chant aren’t they? Then we will have a week of pearl clutching outrage from them, aren’t we

The Scottish drinking Boston dry Australia doing chants about how Trump is a pedo. World Cup at its finest

Hart sobbing after being the worst goalie in Stanley cup history is great. You know what would have been better? Him in fucking jail

Australia remains girt by sport

I Donno. I think if people cheered and waited overnight to watch your name get pulled off a building then you probably are a shit person.

If I had a dollar for every Pies player who put a Melbourne player in the hospital and didnt suffer any kind of suspension. I would have three dollars, which isnt a lot but its weird it has happened three times

Proud boys have a rule that you can only slap the pickle once a month. Interesting. I thought being a massive wanker was a prerequisite for membership.

lol

In 2025 men in a WA prison rioted and during the riot they broke into the womens area and raped female inmates. This should be headline news across the country but its not, and I think we all know why.

I’m sorry people still listen to the guy who used the sun and a dead rat as an alarm clock?

The Nationals demanding an election like we didnt just have one last year where Labor won in a landslide is certainly something stupid to do

He is using his DOJ to go after his rape victim.

So the numbers have come out about how much US beef Australia is importing after we said we would to avoid the tariffs. We exported $4.2 billion to the US We imported $8,000 worth of US beef. About 230kgs worth. Dare I say Albo played Trump?

My fave thing about it is how subtle it is and not at all tacky. It’s giving ‘fall of an empire but from wish’

You know the drugs saga didnt only impact Essendon right? It dragged the game so many of us live through the mud

Leave Greenland alone

Writing is hard. Editing is harder

How good are stories?

This is so good #offcampus

I’m so excited for the Off Campus series

Amazon streaming trying to win me back by adapting all of my fave romance properties

It is funny that again James Charles is being cancelled on the 7 year anniversary of Bye Sister. And if none of this makes any sense to you, how does it feel to have not been consumed by old school Youtube make up drama

Cocktails like to sneak attack. One min you are sipping (chugging) some nice little drink the next you have the worse hang over known to man

If everything is outrageous then nothing is

Ban cruise ships

So apparently that fucker has more than one video mocking - sorry - ‘making jokes’ about the disappearance of a literal child. Well. Now he has lost his management and his amateur football career Dick

So. We are now at a stage where authors are dragged if they over explain and if they don’t look directly to camera and say ‘this is the message I am making’

I’m impressed by the series of consequences Williamson is getting for his disgusting ‘joke’ about the murder of a 5 year old.

Update. I cut 10,000. So. Looks like I’m back to editing.

Please respect cultural differences especially when you are ‘reporting’ on their grief

TikTok sending me a notification to tell me trending topics I should make videos on and it’s some of the worst fucking stories coming out of my country. No. Pain isn’t content.

Tourism Canada should hire me

I’m becoming very tired from the way people wilfully miss points just so they can be outraged.

Oh boy. They are now getting parasocial over fictional characters