Chatter about a live action remake of Captain Planet is so funny. Do you think even half woke Captain Planet could survive in trumps America?

Last year when Clayton Oliver needed a game off for his mental health the media crucified him. So much so Max Gawn came out and said because of their behaviour Oliver would probably just play through his struggle cause the alternative wasn’t worth it Now you wonder how Elijah Holland happened.

Watched a play about the Westgate bridge collapse it was amazing. I sobbed and wanna be a union ratbag

Not me playing AI Iran propaganda songs at a dinner party ‘Your government is run by pedophiles’ 💃💃💃

If SNL was funny they would have Samuel L Jackson play Pete Hegseth this weekend

The maga catholics rushing to defend Trump over the pope may need to brush up on their 10 commandments

Nearly a year after the Canadian election, Carno has a majority

I think things would be so much better if people remembered how to interact with other people without being so fucking rude and weird and holding impossible standards

Fighting with the pope is great promo for Vance’s new book on how he is a born again catholic

So after a massive truth social post crying about Pope Leo. Trump posted an AI image of him as Jesus/God.

Completely hinged thing that the president of the United States posted as an official statement

I can’t believe Trump and Vance didn’t sway the Hungary election

Having to cut about 40,000 words from a draft I am working on - I am too verbose for my own good

Famously the card hand they have is a strait.

So Bibi is threatening Spain.

Trump, you can’t out crazy Candice Owens she owns crazy Ville and she’s also objectively funny and charismatic (yes I know she has awful world views)

Trump has chucked a massive tanty which is really I’m so not bothered let me tell you how unbothered I am- in this essay…

High court of Australia said ‘you need a character to be able to defame it’

lol. Suck shit

Chocolate chips and grated cheese are one of my many weakness

So the Pentagon threatened the Pope. 2026 is just constantly jumping the shark

I have a video in me but the last time I touched on this topic I got an essay that called me a cunt. Which really didnt need to be an essay one word would do.

Yes he Tacoed but just after he casually threatened a genocide. Casually threatened and yet, I did not see any mass protests or any protests from the American people. I am sorry, but where are all those who were calling for a revolution because they just couldn't vote for Harris?

The president of the United States threatens to kill a whole civilisation and instead of taking to the streets the American people go about their day or post on socials that the democrats aren’t doing enough. Where are the protests?

If you’re defending Ben Robert Smith, it’s because you don’t believe Afghani lives matter. You don’t think they count. You are also calling the 21 soldiers that testified against Ben Robert Smith liars

I know they have changed the laws around gambling ads. Can they also limit the amount of times I hear that ad about dog poo. No one talks about dog poo that much

Typical Tony Abbott has run to defend Ben Roberts-Smith. First George Pell and now BRS. Keep picking winners Tony

Get Stuffed Ben Roberts-Smith.

People calling for the 25th amendment I just want to remind you that Trump’s cabinet are currently wearing shoes that are too big for them because Trump bought them and makes them wear them.

I’m not saying I think Trump will nuke Iran. I’m just saying there isn’t a 0% chance he will which exactly too high of a chance

Well I be. The monarchy doing something for commonwealth countries (admittedly not on purpose) www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Trumps truth social post is not coming from a position of strength. It’s coming from a little bitch baby who is losing a war

Having to decide to stop replying to someone who watches my tiktoks tells me I am wrong and then quotes back my own words to be like ‘this is the actual facts’. It’s like when people explain my own joke to me.

So Pete Hegseth has sacked so many head generals and people are thinking this is because they’re gonna lead to a ground in invasion of Iran maybe, I don’t think Greenland off the table

Honey. If you send me an essay that is effectively ‘not all Americans’ then I hope it was cathartic for you cause I am not reading all of that

The funny thing is (when all is said and done) maga is built because there was a panic that the world has moved on from the US and maga will be why the US empire falls

The clean out of the pentagon is totally what you do when you are winning your war 🙄

Okay I just saw this Australian TikTok content creator going around paying for peoples petrol and there are all these Americans in the comments asking her to pay for theirs... YOUR PRESIDENT IS THE REASON OUR PRICES ARE HIGH SIT THIS ONE OUT

New hair

I missed trumps address. What did I miss?

People need to stop thinking that their social media algorithm is an accurate representation of real life and how average people are thinking. People are getting hyped up in their own FYP that they start writing political fan fiction and think its reality

It was telegraphed early on that he wasn’t announcing anything and was going to be about fuel. Everyone just started mass speculating.

As Albo goes up to speak I want to remind everyone this is 100% because of Trump and Bibi and the fact they are narrow sighted war hungry dickheads

Why I am always finding out about new kinks from conservative politicians

Yes, she is racist. She’s xenophobic she’s bad shit crazy but Candice Owens is also very funny. I completely understand how she is cornering a market right now

The new season of Heartbreak high is out. Which means in a week we will have Americans completely misunderstanding Australian culture and injecting Americanisms into it. Which opens up the worst fucking discourse

Babe get up Trump is bragging about passing a cognitive test again.

Its a truth universally acknowledged that your hair will never look as good the week before you get a hair cut.

The new Harry Potter series looks polished, earnest, and overwhelmingly unneeded. I wish the children in it an easy and early escape and every adult involved a reckoning with the choice they made.