There has been a mass shooting and a terrorist attack and people are saying ‘there has been a big pew pewing in Australia.’ I fucking hate this TikTok speak

If you can please donate blood

Fucking hell. Bondi beach.

There has been a slight change in a Taylor Swift song and I am obviously handling it the way you would expect a 35 year old woman to expect... I am zooming around as if I am a toddler hopped on sugar.

Feeling cute might delete later

It’s like that scene in the west wing when CJ goes ‘that’s Saudi Arabia our partner is in peace’

Yay. I’ve got confused as being an American again.

Update. That tanker was going to China. I’m sure everyone is going to be totally chill

Cool. So the US just took a Venezuelan oil tanker and Trump said I’m not giving it back. Imagine having your country go to war because you elected the dumbest possible person and his evil cabinet

Verifying my age using my fave feels the same as when the guy at tescos hit the looks over 24 button when I had just turned 25

We are not equipped to deal with this new online parasocial lead propaganda

The thing is, we all should be building communities and relationships offline. Especially kids.

Its so funny to me that I never mention Holly Jackson as one of my fave authors, when there is not a novel of hers that I have rated less than 4 stars (her novella was 3 stars but that doesnt count) and she is an instant buy and instant read author to me.

I'm such a nerd I just impulse purchased tickets to see @podsaveamerica.crooked.com in Melbourne. I've been listening to them since Keeping it 1600 days so... anyway I will be going by myself so that will be cool (hopefully)

I got a haircut yesterday

Awards Australia could give Trump so he doesn’t bomb us Harold Holt - for excellence in the ocean Sure Champ Rolf Harris for child welfare

Pete Hegseth is gonna call up John Howard to ask how you edit footage of people being overboard in the middle of the ocean…

Trump won the FIFA peace prize and you are laughing and saying it isn’t true?! Trump didn’t stop 100 wars in 100 days for you to mock

There is an AI ad on YouTube using Gina Rinehart promoting some crypto scam. And shame on me. I thought it was funny. But now they are using Albo (with the worst American Australian accent I’ve ever heard)

Shocked with a couple of the winners of the Good Reads awards. Mostly in the Horror, Romance and Romantacy category. I would have thought Mate had Romantacy won. Also 'One day everyone would have been against this' should have won the Non Fiction thats the only one I am actually pissed about. 💙📚

Get fucked mate. Not the justice Britney Higgins deserves to get but I guess it’s a small something

In the cabinet meeting today they congratulated Trump on making sure there were no hurricanes.

Trump posted 150 times in an hour. Totally normal behaviour

Confirmed. Franklin is antifa

Going to read my first Christmas book of the year. Let’s go Holiday Ever After by Hannah Grace

Reading stats for November. 💙📚

Spoiler for season 5 stranger things People calling Dustin annoying because he is dealing with depression and grief - yeah mate a lot of you cut off your friends when you think their mental health has been bad for long enough.

I can’t believe Raygun is Australias third best dancer after the Irwin kids

… I don’t know maybe we should have gatekept certain terminology. The misuse of therapy terms, social justice terms, film criticism terms etc. Ya all using them wrong. Now me because I’m perfect.

Oh great. People aren’t understanding story beats… I understand how you can miss them when you are watching a show while on your phone

Previous me: eh they kept us waiting too long for Season Five stranger things. I’m not really checked in Me today: greatest 4 episodes of TV

Omg. Mike as a Big Bro

I love the Good Reads awards. Yes their picks can be questionable, yes it is a popularity contest. But also, its fun. And I get to find out about books I wouldn't have known about otherwise.

He hasnt been in office for two years. If he was a dictator he would still be Premier you bloody cookers

The ‘war on Australia Day’ starts earlier and earlier every year

Yes I have seen that photo. Yes. I don’t know if it’s AI or not. And Yes I don’t care if it isn’t

Australians everywhere are running to their social media platforms to be bad winners. Honestly, I love it, I need to see more of it. No such thing as sportsmanship when we play England

I read a 660 page book today. Not to brag but to totally brag

We watched an 80 year old man get a crush in real time.

NSW turn for a libspill. It’s kinda remarkable that the only Liberal leader without a spill threat is the one that is polling at 18% for preferred premier. (That probably has to do with no lamb wanting to go up to that slaughter)

Is that audio from a supposed Trump phone call real or AI? Cause I think it’s AI but I want it to be real. Life in 2025

Breathe with me 😭😭 What am I meant to do now (I guess wait for the next generation books)

You are a romance book. Why are you making me cry at page 150? 💙📚

All the people who said he didn't have a presidential bone in his body have been real silent lately

Confirmed. Trump needed that MRI to check the quality of his head

The knots people will tie themselves in to defend their pedo mates

Guess we all know why he called it the Bog Beautiful Bill

I’m going to say someone tipped off the royal family about the release of the emails and that’s why they finally moved against Andrew

You would think by sheer odds the Liberal Party of Australia could make a correct decision