I was attacked by a magpie today. This is becoming my personality trait in a desperate need for sympathy and attention

‘I will no longer look for myself in the shadows. I will find myself in the light’ Mamadani

I said that before I saw that AI ad

Pow pow pow

Cuomo is going full racist and everyone is acting like it isn’t a big deal

Damn.

Turns out that Rudd Trump interaction is a political version of an ink blot test.

Fuck I’m riding high on the Blue Jays. Looks like I’m going to have to read some baseball romances (which is how I understand any international sport) 💙📚

Sussan Ley acting like Trump saying he hated Rudd to Rudd’s face isn’t like the greatest thing that has ever happened to Rudd. He will be bragging about it on the handball courts

It’s the deeply unserious who think Albo shouldn’t meet with Trump.

Rudd laughing at Trump clears the very low bar I had for this meeting

The last two weeks on TikTok has been a mass turning on women who are victims. Which isn’t new. But it’s more the way the way support has been quickly turned because of bad faith takes is rather shocking

Trump appears to be crashing out. What a great time for our PM to be visiting

Buy us dinner first before you fuck over my country.

Ewwwwwww. Mental image I did not need this weekend

I need to be able to pre save Maisie Peters new album cause I really struggle just listening to singles. I need the whole story not just a chapter

Those people on Mount Everest remind me of the story I was told of a woman in her late 20s thinking she could climb it because ChatGPT told her she could

Well okay then

A Perth wwe crowd viciously booed the American National anthem.

So turning point is creating their own halftime show because they are sad about Bad Bunny. Is it just going to be Ben Shapiro reading out the lyrics to WAP again?

I have like ten pages left of this Romance novel and I’m so pissed cause the mmc fucking sucks.

TikTok has told me I’m a maga supporter because I said everyone deserves access to health care even Trump voters and we should show some empathy. So I guess I’m a conservative now?

When you just discover a series of bruises on your legs. What have I been doing?

Not only do so many people need to touch grass they also need to talk to people. Average not critically online people

I have a man right now telling me there is no reason to be vulnerable with anyone. And it’s like be lonelier babes

So, I am going to create a Bingo Board for Albo and Trump's meeting

Bill Maher is like 'I dont get Taylor Swifts music' yeah babes, no one expected you would a fan of hers.

Moon update: Looks so bloody cool go out there and check it out

Going to piss off booksky again 💙📚

Honestly reading an Ali Hazelwood book a week of a Taylor Swift release feels so right

The thing that I find very funny with Taylor’s Song Cancelled is people going ‘maga is going to use this’ as if I haven’t seen them lip syncing for ‘Not ready to play nice’ by the chicks since the election last year. Their media literacy is also as bad as yours

Deloitte getting $440k and produced AI slop shows why companies should not be relying on AI

It’s amazing how in some areas of the internet being anti murder is a controversial take. Like I say ‘I think you shouldn’t murder people’ and I get called a boot licker.

Apparently saying to someone ‘it’s not Taylor’s fault you’re not good at dicking down’ when they say Wood is inappropriate for young audiences doesn’t go over well. It’s release week you don’t come to me with your hot takes and not expect me to go for the throat

I guess trad wife vibes is releasing an album that’s going to be in the charts for weeks. Being peak in her industry. And having the audacity to be in love wanna fuck her partner and have a family with him. Honestly. You lot are just saying words

I’m going to need the book lovers to give me book recommendations where the FCM has the Actually Romantic vibes.

Some people like to make their whole personality to be joyless.

The way this album is going to inspire the best next crop of romance books

You know I’m now going to tell everyone who pissed me off that my dick is bigger. Should make Christmas interesting

As both the eldest daughter and the youngest child. I feel so seen

I fear this is her best album

This album is everything

Showgirl ready

New personality dropping soon

Keith Urban sucks. Zero Stars Nicole should take his hair straightener in the divorce.

Keith Urban more like Keith YouSuckan

Reading stats time for September. 💙📚

The fact it’s so light out at 5:30 is messing with my head.

Keith Urban should never be allowed back into Australia. Can’t treat our Nicole like that

Omg. I’m seeing that there are people saying that dick who shot up the Mormon Church was suffering psychosis from the rapture. I can’t with these people