I have like three videos crashing out about this on TikTok and I am hardly seeing anyone talk about it

Steve Bannon should never utter the word Australia again. I will never let it go that he used our stupidest billionaire to interfere in our election. I don’t care that Clive says it didn’t happen. What did Trump know? Or are we meant to believe Bannon is a self starter

Steve Bannon interfered in the 2019 Australian Election. The anger I feel right now could power a small city

Second go of my cinnamon swirl sourdough bread probably could’ve let it proof for a little bit longer, but it looks pretty nice

Reading stats for Jan. trying to power through a reading slump. 💙📚

The Epstein files shows how many rich and powerful men are evil and criminal and just how many are massive losers.

So they arrested Don Lemon. If Americans let this slide then America is forever lost.

Can you imagine any Australian PM doing this? (Well Hawke probably after a couple of tinnies)

When I die, please sell Merch in my honour

It’s funny to me that one of the loudest abolish ice voices is Bill Kristol.

There was an attempted terrorist attack at an Invasion day protest and everyone just seems to be like ‘oh that sucks - how about this heat’

I Donno. Ice trying to storm the Ecuador consulate seems like a very bad thing.

Psychopath

It may be 43 degrees but just remember that February is our hottest month

The suggested search term for video about the 5 Eyes. Lol

45 degrees is exactly too hot

Sovereignty was never ceded

Seems like the people who knew and loved Alex Pretti are (rightfully) pissed and wont be quiet in their grief.

I had the realisation yesterday that other countries probably don’t teach their students about Antarctica as much as Australian kids (or at least how much I was it was like a whole term on Antarctica)

March for Australia organisers are linked to a Kidnapping plot to kidnap Albo after Bondi... Reminder they will be taking to the streets tomorrow

Mark Carney is going to give an address to Australia parliament in March. I think I have an idea what he will say (I don’t think this time it will be about modular homes)

So apparently the line to get your twitter banned - you know the place where people were making deep fake porn and where Nazis say Nazi shit, is by quoting former Prime Minister Gough Whitlam

These are the auctions endorsed by the American government- Australias allies in peace

Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the Olympics.

Berry and chocolate sourdough

The world is bleak so I need to share this meme I’ve just found

The American experiment has failed.

2026 means when I wake up I see footage of Trumps police executing a man in the middle of the street and that’s intercut with Trump stating to ramp up his threats of invasion of Canada. But sure they were both the same, right America. There was no lesser of two evils. And eggs were so expensive

Ben Roberts Smith didnt commit war crimes for Trump to say he didnt serve

Trump dismissing the sacrifices NATO countries and their people made because the US enacted article 5 is so fucking disgusting. Safe to say those NATO countries are now pissed

Trump has withdrawn Canadas invitation to the board of peace. Meanwhile

Cinnamon swirl sourdough loaf. Not as swirly as I would have liked but tasted very nice. Not bad for a first attempt

American pundits thinking everything is all good and sweet now case Trump says he has a deal and he won’t use military action we’re literally born yesterday. Don’t piss on our collective legs and tell us it’s raining

NATO has zero say on the sovereignty of Greenland its land

No no Americans. Keep giving excuses why you can’t do anything to push back on the administration while the rest of us are preparing for whatever batshit crazy thing your leader and his little bitches do to our countries (Bannon is now putting Australia in his mouth)

Calling a country you want to take over and the people who live there and call it home a bit of ‘ice’ is so fucking disgusting

Shut up and look what I made

If Trump knew more about world history I would worry he would step on Greenland and say ‘terra nullius’

Canada broke up with the US on main.

‘We can’t do anything because the Republicans won’t do anything’ Oh then by all means then do nothing and let the rest of the world deal with the consequences of your country’s actions.

I also didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize so naturally I am going to invade New Zealand

After reading that letter to Norway (Naurway if you’re Australian) how can anyone view Trump as a tough and strongman. He is the text book definition of a little bitch

I’m thinking putting a friendless loser who never was hugged as a child because even as a kid he was completely unloveable in charge of the US government twice was a bad call from the American people

Americans are not ready for the amount of booing they are going to get at the Winter Olympics

I made a chocolate and strawberry sourdough loaf. Too many strawberries made it explode but it taste like a strawberry and chocolate hot cross bun.

When you are so dense you can’t even float

I realise that picture only is a deep burn of you watched the extended versions of the lord of the rings movies - which if you haven’t then it’s a self burn anyway

Australia didn’t send Robert Irwin to the US dancing with the stars for you to think my accent is somehow either European or Greenlander

Just a reminder EU countries are doing a display of solidarity for their ally against ally.