It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

i stand corrected

Happy belated, bro. 🫡

So… Cheyenne, WY won't take data center wastewater anymore after Meta/FB's "Fill and Flush" process (how they test data center cooling systems) was responsible for polluting their whole community's wastewater reclamation system with Cupriavidus gilardii bacteria: cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/02/c...

Real Estate: Damn It, Mom’s Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now

It’s like a Cybertruck, but for your face.

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Me, trying to access BIOS...

[Leans into the microphone to deliver a graduation address to thousands of students] It's Recall Thursday.

"You asked for CPR instructions. Great question! I'm so honored you asked this. According to my research, Consumer Price Reports is a bi-annual publication released by Conglomocorp. every spring and fall."

This is a compelling read. And it makes the speculative land grabs for data centers make even less sense. My hometown lost its road racing track that was well loved at the national level. A successful business, shut down cause someone waved a fat stack of cash at the owner. No way it gets built.

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

Exclusive: Troy aims for Fourth of July to deploy Greece-gifted horse.

God fucking dammit I cannot emphasize how much I hate these pricks. BRB looking for yet another Native American legal fund to donate to.

Listening to infosec people freak out over Mythos is so tiring. Like, bro, your local water treatment plant runs Windows XP, your mobile provider's hardware is older than you are, and the protocol that routes internet traffic is secured by everyone just agreeing that hijacking it would be uncool.

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

FDR was not a flawless human being, but he was an incredible communicator of difficult ideas. I truly view @aoc.bsky.social as a millennial FDR of sorts, without the benefits of having been an aristocrat.

If @edzitron.com ’s math about what usage based costs are for these coding tools, it’s incredibly hard to see a path forward where most orgs use this. I worked as an SE in software sales, and I cannot imagine having to present this ROI math with a straight face.

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/

“French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound Beef ’N Cheddar—that’s from the Arby’s slow roasted beef menu, items one through four,” the commander-in-chief said.

Asking me not to order a dozen Waymos to the most Pittsburgh corners of the city possible to create a DDoS of sorts is also too much to ask.

Keg stands for COVID!

I’m gonna save this one here just in case.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

My "I’m not being fired for being incompetent" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/

“Maybe I didn’t make myself clear… YOU are supposed to be the ones living in fear, not ME”

Here's the conclusion of my free newsletter going out tomorrow, on the dangerous rhetoric spread by Sam Altman, Dario Amodei and Demis Hassabis. wheresyoured.at

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

Imagine if Obama just posted this from his account one night at 3AM

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance

@schumer.senate.gov 👀 if this isn’t your tone, we’re gonna find someone who will. Don’t even get me started on you @fetterman.senate.gov

“Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children anywhere near Jeffrey Epstein,” said the outraged first lady

Late Stage Capitalism is Cool and Fun ™️

While some uh, other parts of the government are doing awful shit, the CPSC and NASA are killing it as usual.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

The energy drain from impending Armageddon means I walked to the coffee shop in. Can’t have your government committing war crimes in your name while you’re eepy! We live in hell. Can’t we lock a few Ayatollahs and evangelical leaders in a room together and let nature run its course?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

How it feels to read the headlines today.

Damn, can a girl have a hobby without someone breaking out the holy water?

I love seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do stuff like this. Even if it’s just for PR, it’s exactly the kind of thing I would want to do as mayor.

Turns out the Iranians know our constitution better than our president, to the surprise of no one.

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz