Right. Dogs walked; dear friend visited in hospital; the oven timer thingy actually worked so… Let’s start Christmas! 🎄

You boy! Is THIS the right day for this meme?

We made a comic about a dog.

Yeah wait till you find out that Paul Young wasn't upset that every time she went away she took a piece of meat with her

I’ve been saying for years that when complaining about things, instead of saying ‘THEY did this and THEY did that’, we should say ‘WE’. There’s 8bn people in the world, to imply ‘you’ are the only one not to blame is frankly absurd. Anyway, watch this; it’s better than what I said.

A timely reminder for those who pretend to be patriotic; who invent a past that never was; and who constantly put our great nation down. This is also for those who know the cost of everything and yet the value of nothing. Britain is Great, but not for the reasons being rammed down our throats.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

So… Mr Trump, what was it about oil-rich Venezuela that first attracted you to it?

The Sound of Muzak #ASongOrMovieForChristmasEve25

A subtle go fuck yourself message to Trump from Prime Minister of Greenland Jens-Frederik Nielsen. 😂🤣👇

Trail hunting is a fine way to see/fuck up the countryside. All you need is to own a suitable horse, or two, that you can hit whilst definitely not killing foxes, ever.

‘Trump Class’ is not the flex he thinks it is. Do they even do submarines in gold?

Dear America From the U.K. side of the pond you may not appreciate our humour or culture as we may struggle to understand your politics and gun culture BUT for many U.K. folk who support you and hate Trump we will continue to take the piss out of your demented President. (He actually pisses himself)

Benchy is real! (Niche 3D printing post)

Whilst I get that it’s about proving Reform types wrong, there’s a lot of ‘a Muslim in my street/whatsapp group/school/foodbank is helping people with Christmas’ posts going on today. People happen to be Muslim. It’s just a part of their life, it doesn’t define them. That’s reserved for zealots.

Festive Brexit Burn

Find out if your local NHS Trust is using the software and say no to Palantir 👇 goodlaw.social/658abc

Slightly relieved that this is a real thing and not just something I’ve found myself feeling. For the record, I have never followed through.

Doing the rounds on Insta

You know the old "Don't give homeless people cash b/c they'll spend it on booze or drugs" trope that pops up around this time each year? Yeah, well fuck that. If you're living on the streets *in fucking winter* & you want a bit of relief, I'll happily help fund it. And also buy you a sandwich.

I dearly hope he is eternally Driving Home for Christmas and not permanently on The Road to Hell #ChrisRea

As Labour announce they’ll ban trail hunting, man in Barbour jacket and mustard trousers accuses them of being out of touch with public: www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?" "You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"

Why are they all so obsessed with abolishing and leaving things? Bloody quitters.

Arrived at the ‘Dog friendly’ AirBnB. ‘We kindly request dogs are kept off furniture and from going upstairs’ We have 3 dogs with us. Good luck with that, mein host! 😂

Oh. So THAT’S why Andrew Tate’s got no chin: because he’s shit at fighting* (*men)

Truly a metaphor.... www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottis...

Back in 2021 Thames Water replaced the ‘Victorian’ pipe work in our area. This would “future-proof” and “make more reliable” their service. Well it’s the end of 2025 and I have lost count of how often they have been back to dig up this same junction. It’s dozens of times. #thameswater is a scam

It’s the end of the roll of the Sello-tape #ChristmasPrepInASongOrMovie #BadPrepping

Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the eyes of the judges and I can't wait to see him compete in next year's Winter Olympics.

Boys need misogyny lessons and girls need awareness of domestic violence lessons, and every child/teen needs some kind of empathy lessons. The UK's future would benefit greatly

“He hates Muslims but he’s in a Muslim country. Work that one out”

#CerealsInASongOrMovie Star Brek🤦‍♂️

There are certain songs which when I hear them I can immediately smell Lynx and taste Woodpecker cider. Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s The Power of Love is very much one of them.

Hershey’s Kisses On My Lips By (ho ho) Hall and (wait for it) OATes. #CerealsInASongOrMovie

Attention. Treeselets ARE just for Christmas. There’ll be Easter eggs in their place by next Friday. Don’t miss out.

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

The idea of “imported” violence against women and girls is a deeply comforting fiction - one that allows people to avoid looking at where it actually happens: within our homes and behind closed doors.

My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…   5. Monocles 4. Bicycles 3. Popsicles 2. Obstacles 1. Testicles

Turkish proverb; "The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe; for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them!"

Refreshing to hear from the sensible majority for once and not the deafening whine of the noisy minority. This is Britain. Not the place constantly put down and described with hateful words by those who call themselves patriots.

Morning all. Allow me to show you the perfect burn 🔥

Found my lost wallet! 11 months after losing it. And not in the woodland I scoured for hours looking for it. Oh no, stuck to the underside of the mattress at home. FFS 🙄

One thing about this cartoon is that it's (clearly) a male owl owlsplaining. In reality the female tawny owl twits and the male twoos. I can think we can let that pass seeing as we’re talking about a world in which owls can discuss the finer points of grammar. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Whilst I’m at a loss when it comes to its political editorship with the awful Mason at the helm, the Beeb is so much more than its news offering. I will defend it to the hilt. Trump will lose this case, and he knows it; what he’s after is a bribe. No. Fucking. Way.

A Statue of Liberty replica in Brazil fell due to a bad storm. Did you know a metaphor can walk up and punch you in the face.

The Employment Rights Act 2025 was passed by the HoL late last night. The government has reversed some of the most anti-worker legislation written by the Tories and addresses the new realities of the modern workplace. Meanwhile Reform- the self proclaimed ‘workers party’- rant about the BBC.