There never was a ‘special relationship’. Trump showed clearly what kind of ally he is. Cancel the State Visit and make it very clear to the American people that the sole reason we are not sending you our king is because your fake one is a disgusting waste of oxygen. He’ll come when Trump’s gone.

THANK YOU FOR YIUR ATTENTION TO THIS MUNSTER

Please listen to Dorothy so that the #Reform Party does not get the power to remove our rights on so many levels and impact people’s lives. There are 000s of Dorothy's. Thank you ✊🏽

Heads up people! I’ve started seeing some more sophisticated email scams of late. They start with ‘your cloud/payment/subscription, is full/failed/will be cancelled’ Nothing new there but then they follow up with reminders and final warnings, which are more convincing and feel less random

Voters have just today left to register to vote for the local elections taking place across England on 7 May. Anyone who wants to take part must register before 11.59pm tonight. Registering takes minutes at gov.uk/register-to-vote. Just need name, address & National Insurance number. Pass it on.

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Bears claim woodland is not their toilet.

Helping a more senior gentleman sign on to his Amazon Fire account. Me. Ok read out the password- tell me if it’s capital letter or not Him: OK. Small a, Capital W, then small dfr, then capital 2 Me: what?! Him: I dunno maybe it’s a lower case 2, looks bigger to me. 😳

Today’s forecast: Patchy BlueSky with a high chance of error messages, clouding over somewhat, later on.

I’m an atheist and have no time for Jesus myths, nor do I care what the Pope thinks. But to pretend to be the former and then get into a childish row with the latter, perfectly shows what a humongous turd currently sits in the Whitehouse.

Astonishing to witness so many cars idling whilst parked. It’s a shitty thing to do at the best of times, but right now with the impending likelihood of petrol rationing and sky high prices at the pumps, it’s disgusting behaviour. Seeing vans from my local council doing it is making my blood boil.

Your call is important to us, but we are experiencing higher than normal volume of calls today. You are caller 450,500,643 in the queue.

Worth a moment of your day. Not one word of this is an exaggeration; everything he says is true, and all well made. This *is* Farage. Not who he pretends to be, this is the true man behind the crocodile smile.

Please spare a little time for the wonderful Lebanese who do not deserve to be the next Gaza. They are not a threat to Israel and we really need to say stop to this rogue nation who is acting like a terrorist organisation.

Nice one, @McDonaldsUK. I’ll just die of thirst.

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🆘 Need some urgent help on this Rejoin EU poll. Vote and RT ✅ www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Royal College of Physicians' Christmas do @rcphysicians.bsky.social

Hear hear

Powerful. Thousands of pairs of shoes were displayed yesterday in the town square in Amsterdam honoring the lost children and journalists to the genocide in Gaza. 💔 #Gaza #Palestinians #Israel

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Schadenfreude is usually unbecoming, and I generally regard it as a temptation to resist rather than embrace. But every now and then the target is so deserving, and the sequence of events so extravagantly absurd, that resistance begins to feel almost dishonest. So let’s be honest.

This is never going to get old …. 📞 #Mark

In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today* Badloss strikes again.

If last week wasn’t your best, take courage: JD Vance only had two jobs. 1. ‘Negotiate’ the easiest deal ever. (Stop bombing us; open the Strait: Ok; Ok) 2. Pop over and support the 16yr majority of Orban in Hungary. Results: Strait now blocked by *2* countries Orban destroyed in landslide vote

Dare to hope?

The Arse of the Deal

If israel are only targeting hezbollah, why are they destroying entire villages? Surely it's not ethnic cleansing!? And. The. West. Does. Nothing. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

The Lebanese are no more happy to have Iranian backed terrorists in their neighbourhood than you or I would be. Please do not buy the horrible lie that ‘they’re all terrorists’ with bombs in their basement and terrorists on every terrace. Israel is providing ALL the terror in Lebanon.

Someone stop this fucking madness.

We all need more Man Ray

In a surprise move, Wetherspoons has rebranded itself as the ‘House of the People’

Stop parroting Israel 'striking Hezbollah'. Israel are destroying Lebanon as they infiltrate, killing 100s, destroying lives, homes, blowing up children into little pieces. Say it as it is. Israel is not striking Hezbollah. Just like 95% Gaza in ruins was not Hamas. They are creating Greater Israel.

🔥 Epstein/Maxwell survivor Anouska de Georgiou has a message for Pam Bondi #EpsteinFiles

Iran are good at Lego, aren’t they? lol youtu.be/i0u_BNPOsMw?...

‘Kin flies.

This just about covers things.

How many Sundays have we had this weekend, I’ve lost track.

Israel is blowing up entire civilian homes in Naqoura, South Lebanon right now. Civilian homes. No military target. No justification. Just pure terror and destruction. This is a war crime in broad daylight. And the world watches in silence.

Oi! Dave, mate, you’re scaring the dogs. Simmer down chap.

Years ago someone working in mental health told me that being deliberately pushed in front of a train is far more common than many realise. Since then, I always stand with my weight on my back foot just in case today is my turn.

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So is today a Bank Holiday or not?

Wait. Are they not landing on the moon?

People died because richer people in their borough didn’t like the view of their tower block. People died because developers wanted to maximise profit and minimise cost. People died because a manufacturer treated regulations like a game. People died early and painfully for others to gain money.

Those who know his work will be saddened at this news. Those who don’t, well you’re in for a treat. A unique artist.

WTF?

Every political cartoonist in the world is currently bashing their desks in frustration.