When metaphors collide. Here we have a clear case of ‘rats fighting in a sinking yacht.’ Could get spicy.

Petulant perma-teen seat warmer makes an utter tit of herself. Again.

@zipcar.bsky.social Would you mind defining ‘vape’ please given you have decided to fine anyone using one in your vehicles. Your lawyers are going to be very busy.

They’re all oddly quiet about him now…

Hey, you chickens- get in here- it’s bedtime.

'Yeah that's right, I want Jimmy Carr and Porridge-era Christopher Biggins'

Just back from a job with a London firm who often ship products to the US. They now can’t get a courier who will ship there, and all goods in transit are being held at customs. They can take them back or agree to them being destroyed, but they won’t be delivered. Well done #DonnieDownturn 👏🏼

I’m starting to think being deported *to* the US is much worse than being deported *from* the US.

What time is it now? #ASongOrMovieForQuestionsWeAsk

No Nonchalance Zone

Sky News spaffing their 'Farage will be next PM' juice this early, with four years until the next GE. Premature E-UnionJack-ulation

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Just been supergluing stuff and now I can’t log into anything that needs a fingerprint. Are people born neat or do you have to learn it?

Sgt. Farage’s Lonely Island of Natives.

Science, eh? 🙄

Girlfriend in a comma #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutGrammar

My mother just sent me this. And I quote: “‘my mum took Paracetamol’ - it’s got to be the slogan of the year!” #mymumtookparacetamol

Utterly transparent and an infantile way to bully the pharmaceutical industry by threatening their most profitable product. This is all to get drug prices down by ‘1,500%’ idiot. #posttruth #paracetamol #stopfallingforthisshit

This. All day long, this.

The loudest, angriest people with the biggest audiences, creating the widest divisions, are those with the least to moan about. People in actual crises have no voice. I suspect it has always been this way, but boy, is it frustrating. I'm in ignore mode, like Kryten. I'm happier for it.

Tice is a spiv; Farage is a ponce. Sorted. #farageisaponce

I’ve been wracking my brain cell to come up with a derogatory term to define Reform and particularly its leadership. They’ve been using Woke and Lefty on us, it’s time we had one in reply. And I’ve got the perfect word for Farage. Please, please Internet, make this happen 🙏 #farageIsAPonce

But those G-Wiz cars are so convenient to park... (Never mind anyone else of course)

UK now recognises Palestinian state, Starmer announces. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cpw1qkyke4nt

Mundane local authority legislation is not a two-tier system, no matter how much the convicted people smuggler from Raise the Colours wants you to believe. It’s simple H&S and protects our council tax from being spent on litigation.

I’ve seen other people express this far better than me. But if, like me, you’re finding the ‘free speech’ hypocrisy of the right unbearable, you have to remember they know what they are doing. It’s not that they haven’t realised how illogical and hypocritical they are. They know,they just don’t care

1. Why am I meant to feel sorry for a nasty little grifting racist? 2. I’m glad countries are aware of the threat he poses and act accordingly 3. Why does he need a holiday? 4. A bunch of gammons paid their hard earned cash for his expensive jolly. 🤭

I reckon we should just call the little twat's bluff & start shooting their jets down the next time they "accidentally" encroach into NATO airspace. What's he going to do? Don't @ me, you know I'm right.

Just in time for Halloween

This is the standard approach through history: The community of the free. We've always had people insist on liberty, but only for their group, typically white men with property. Progressive liberalism was about rolling out those rights for everyone, a process that is now being reversed.

The term ‘Far Right’ is no longer fit for purpose. It was once an insult but now it’s a badge of honour. We need a new term that better defines the hatred, the desire to destroy and disrupt purely out of spite, the spread of disinformation that absolves ignorance.

Pop up your silly flags, someone will always out smart you.

In a world of artificial meme creation it’s easy to think all creativity is done with a quick click of the AI. But then you see something human made and you can appreciate the skill employed, the time taken and the talent needed.

In London, hate will never win.

Americans- when you this kind of thing do you think- there he is, our big balls president setting the press straight. Or, like the rest of us, do you see a weak bully with no answers, total ignorance and nothing on his to-do list but asset strip your nation and hand it out to billionaires? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anne Widicombe. Anne Fucking Widicombe. On my fucking radio. Fuck off #AnneWidicombe

We had 14 years of the Tories, with Brexit being prominently pushed by Nigel Pharage. That has led us to where we are now. A party run by him, full of fucking Tories from those 14 years, is not remotely the answer, it is quite the opposite. But racism......

Long overdue and will become critical over the next few years. The laws are based on an arcane time when such defections were unheard of. Not any longer, politicians have become fickle populists and not our representatives.

Listening to Musk's rambling speech at Tommehs coke and piss rally and it's obvious the second richest man in the world has nothing in his life but enormous wealth. In everything that really matters, he is in fact poverty stricken.

Sorry, what, pardon? The incompetent-in-chief, Mr. End the War on Day One, has come up with the genius threat that he won’t impose sanctions on Russia unless NATO members stop buying their oil? How TF does that make sense. If they’re buying his oil, they probably also don’t support sanctions much.

I have finally rid my life of the imperial tyranny. #inchesbedamned

Our democracy is too precious to be a plaything for foreign tech barons. Elon Musk doesn’t care about the British people or our rights. He only cares about himself and his ego.

Happiness is a cold wet nose. This one is ten today. Happy Birthday Buddy ❤️ #dogsofbluesky

If I were of a conspiratorial nature... I might intimate this is an inside job. Wouldn't put it past them. "Who's expendable? Who's a pain in the ass? KIRK. Yeah. Get it done." My mind is dark & twisty in the BEST of times. These are not the best of times. My mind is a corkscrewed black hole.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Jeremy Vine “welcome, Kemi Badenoch to the show” The nation “nah, you’re alright.” [reaches collectively for the dial] That’s one hell of a barrel being scraped there, Jezza. #jeremyvine