He’s gone full-on Mystic Meg today. FFS BBC, let him go.

I agree with him. He did an unbelievable job to make Labour electable after the Corbyn debacle. Unfortunately careful stewardship of the economy and a patient approach to government sit ill at ease with the polarised way politics is now conducted.

I had totally forgotten about square crisps, yet they were squarely in my top 5. Now reminded of them, I can even taste and smell them. Memory is weird. (Ready salted, of course. As is correct for all crisps.)

Me: [accidentally bites my lip] My immune system: "OK lads, he obviously likes doing that, let's build a big whelt there, to make it easy for him to do it again."

@countbinface.bsky.social Binface is a genius, shiting on far right nonsense with satire while they think they are taking the piss out of him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5W1...

BEDANKT PINKPOP!

FAFO in real time.

This is great! Add on 5 more. #Dogs #Cats 🦮🐈

Boy observes unaware deceased male

Happy Father's Day 🖤

What a LEGEND! #NoToRacism #Birmingham #Liverpool #Scouser

'Of course, Laura, roaming the streets of Edinburgh with a hand-axe has long been a contentious issue.'

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Major changes to home buying announced along with support for supply chains and more trade deals. It’s been a good few days for our Labour Gov under a Keir Starmer. #DoingTheMediasJob #FixingBritain #LabourAchievements

#nokings #LoveMyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #DumpElectoralCollege #ReleaseALLTheFilesNOW #SupportUkraineNOW #EndTheIranWarNOW #25thAmmendmentNOW

Science is amazing.

Oh do just fuck off Chris Mason.

First Caerphilly… Then Gorton and Denton Now Makerfield Even with the press and billionaires firmly on your side, you lose We don’t want your division, rage and riots Hope that’s clear now 🇬🇧❤️✌🏽

This is in response to that reckless promise they made with all that “talkin’ about ‘their generation’”

It's actually always worse on football days. It's why I hate football. "England lose a World Cup game, incidents of domestic violence increase by 38% and (even more shockingly) by 26% when they win" journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1...

So for no particular reason I remembered that Elena Ceausescu found the River Dâmbovița, which is flowing through Bukarest to be filthy so she got the river bed tiled and had tap water circulate, while the river was put in an underground tunnel

I may not have their billions, but MY rocket manages to leave the ground without exploding. Just sayin’

THANK GOD

Farage took a £5 million bribe. Just in case anyone was distracted by the latest distractions.

Boris Groh (Ukrainian Artist, born 1994) "Night Walking", 2017. Ink, Brushes, Paper, Size n.d. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

TULIP FUTURES MARKET SOARS

Your ridiculously easy starter for 10. Where did I just land into?

A heartless, self-serving administration that puts a stain on the USA that will be hard to remove. The world is watching, Americans, even if you aren’t.

Forgive them, fellow Brits. For they have walked right into a hornets nest here.

Human brains struggle with very big numbers and it’s easy to underestimate their scale and the difference between million, billions and trillions. So here’s an equivalent: If Elon Musk gave $20 to EVERY single human that has existed since 8000BC, he would only just run out of cash.

Great, I’ve managed to give myself an earworm by ordering a coffee. Strap in, Holly Johnson, seems we’re spending the day together.

I don’t have kids. So I will politely leave the social media ban discussions to those who are struggling to bring up, teach and inform young minds. Parents and teachers are the experts and the rest of us should leave them to decide what’s best. IMHO.

So he instead gave it two bums…

If we didn’t have the evidence, no one would believe we were sat down on a Friday to watch this batshit craziness at school. This one left an indelible mark on me.

Asylum backlog, falling. That’s why Reform UK are onto another grift.

Proud to be British

A tangled web of lies and misinformation, that the mug Laxely-Lenin lapped up exactly as he was targeted to. The anti-terror squad, suddenly forgetting the ‘2 tier’ policing, failed to link the group to the Russians. And let’s not forget who’s in bed with Putin- yep, good ol’ Reform.

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

(Tortoise)

They’ll win the Das Boot yet again.

Bloody Sundays

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he’ll sink your economy for short-term personal gain.

Nobody needs that much money. You could lead the most insanely lavish lifestyle and not come close to ever spending it all. He is the ultimate dog in the manger. He can't use it, but he's determined to hoard it and happy if that means other people starve (or die of disease).

🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!!!!!!!

Marina Hyde on top form this morning.

I see BlueSky is obsessed with scaffold this morning.

Humanity made its first trillionaire, rewarding a guy who explodes rockets, makes exploding cars, and uses his money to rent mobs to lob petrol bombs in other people’s countries. When we finally wake up, he’s going to make one hell of a Guy Fawkes replacement.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually