Spurs have managed to not lose a football match! #COYS

Pru pru!

The version of the rules we read has 'if xyz happens, then given, else not given.' The version of the rules the referees use contains scales from Arsenal to Tottenham, with every other team somewhere in between. #COYS

I read the “Save America Act” bc I wondered why MAGAs were expending so much energy on it. Creating obstacles 4 married women w/ name changes is part of it but I wasn’t convinced it was all of it bc it wld impact conservative women too. What I found is alarming & underreported. #VoterPurges ⬇️

Current mood: Bach: Prelude & Fugue in C minor, BWV 847 Recomposed for six instruments By Sansar Sangidorj The full recomposition is brilliant, this is just part of the magic

Some days the photo editor does all the reporting you need

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

She found “standing-room-only crowds of young men, some still in high school, cheering antisemitic provocations and wearing the caps of a self-described Nazi sympathizer's movement”

CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN PARALYMPIC HISTORY The Canadian wheelchair curling team defeats USA 7-3, becoming the first-ever team in Paralympic history to go through the round robin without a loss. What a team. What an achievement. Outstanding.

It turns out a number of Spurs fans have chosen the 'or else' route and blocked me for not being a 'proper' fan. To them I say, thanks for self deselecting. Go and take yourselves too seriously elsewhere. Only grim humour has helped me survive nearly 50 years of following this club! #COYS

Combining marketing with the opportunity to showcase times when Russia got their arses kicked by Ukraine? Nice.

It's a distraction.

Spurs following Tudor's gameplan. You have to laugh, or else... #COYS

Look, when I said I wanted to bang some heads together at Spurs, that was not what I meant. #COYS

They did warm up on this pitch, right? So they should have noticed they were slipping like it's an ice rink and taken drastic action, like, say, changing their boots? #COYS

Oh FFS. Don't think I can take much more of this. #COYS

This pitch appears to be rather slippery. #COYS

“We are forced to stay despite the danger, when we defend our land, and we do so peacefully. None of us carries weapons. All of us carry peace and goodness and love.” These were the words of Father Pierre al-Rahi one day before Israel killed him in Lebanon today on March 9.

French President Macron arrived on a visit to the aircraft carrier and flagship of the French Navy, Charles de Gaulle France will lead the European Union’s naval mission Aspides, which will ensure the uninterrupted supply of oil and gas from the Persian Gulf.

Today is not the day to head into Glasgow city centre if you have respiratory issues. The air is acrid. This is the view from my office. The wind is coming from an unusual, south-easterly direction, so the smoke appears to be affecting neighbourhoods as far away as Woodside.

There are quite a few Americans on here complaining about the price of petrol (gas). How do they think the rest of the world feels about the prices being driven up for everyone by the US/Israel starting a completely unnecessary war?

This is horrendous. A fire started in a vape shop this afternoon has wiped out a whole row of shops in a beautiful Victorian building and completely closed Glasgow Central Station. The fire is still raging and the Fire Service are trying to contain it with water pumped from the Clyde.

No matter how bad the Iranian regime, attacking a city of 10 million people this way is unfathomably evil. There will be people - civilians, children - dying because of the air pollution now, let alone the number directly killed. Even once it is over, long term issues like lung cancer await.

Prestwick Airport here in Scotland has been in use by USA for weeks now. We are being lied to by ommission.

🔴 Russian missile kills teacher and son in Kharkiv strike. A Russian missile strike on a Kharkiv residential building claimed the lives of primary school teacher Olena Udovychenko and her 9-year-old son, Hordii, a local youth hockey player. 🧵 1/3 ⬇️

Two years after a government-funded randomised trial on protecting children from airborne viruses in schools started, revealing results remain unpublished – why?  | Leila Williams

Spurs boss Martin Ho named #WSL manager of the month: lilywhite.theaddition.net/off-the-pitc... #COYS

"Nobody is above the law." From across the pond, it very much looks as though they are.

If the men's team get relegated, the women should get the stadium for their home ground. #COYS

Can we clone Archie and just play him in every position simultaneously? #COYS

Oh FFS! Has Micky lost his mind? #COYS

Gray + Solanke! #COYS

Not ruling out Brennan being subbed on, scoring the winning goal for Palace, and sealing Spurs' fate. 🫣 #COYS

Starting XI: Vicario, Danso, Palhinha, Tel, Gray, Solanke, Pedro Porro, Sarr, van de Ven (c), Souza, Kolo Muani. Substitutes: Kinsky, Austin, Xavi, Bissouma, Richarlison, Gallagher, Olusesi, Kyerematen, Rowswell. #COYS

HBO Max isn't even launching in the UK until the 26th March. TNT Sports (Olympics, champions league football etc.) then leaves Paramount+ and moves to HBO Max. At this point, I have to ask, why bother?

Full on shove in the back: no foul. Yanking a player down by his shirt: no foul. Touching a player in the back while moving away from him: foul. I just want some consistency. Is that really too much to ask? #COYS

Looking much brighter in the latter stages. Subs made a huge difference and they should get more time next match, whether returning from injury or inexperienced. Souza looks promising. I'm feeling far less dejected than at half time. #COYS

Now officially acknowledged by Iran. This doesn't mean the regime has changed or that Iranians will have a better life - especially not the ones killed by the US/Israel. It means another dictator immediately takes Khamenei's place, and he will be viewed as a martyr by supporters of the regime.

Much needed timeline cleanse. youtu.be/U7q0n6M9Nvc?...

For once, The Lincoln Project agrees with Trump.

That space has less security and privacy than a "Sorry, artists only" food area at a music festival.

OK, the targeting of hotels at least makes sense now.

"Sorry I couldn't fix your husband's phone. Luckily I did manage to retrieve the WhatsApp messages, though. Here they are..."

Boy does the FIFA peace prize team have egg on their face this morning.

Well, what else are you going to do when you're in such urgent need of a distraction that you have to start a war while your bunker is being renovated/extended?

BREAKING: Adolescent teenage boys have taken over the Pentagon.

Please just do it, Russia. You never wanted peace, you wanted capitulation and to be gifted territory you failed to take. Walk away from the table, then Ukraine (which is already hitting strategic targets deep in Russia) has the restraints lifted, and other European countries can fully back them.