Thank you so much to everyone who shared or donated to Beth’s GFM!! The goal was hit in just a few hours, and Ken has suspended addtl donations. Our friend @tadpr0le.bsky.social has also been battling cancer and he could also use some solidarity. Please consider chipping in or sharing this post

🌹i am normal and can be trusted with posting

I lived, bitch.

@tadpr0le.bsky.social is here and we're jamming to my self produced music lol. If he's not passing out lmao

Thank you @tadpr0le.bsky.social for the code! So good to finally be here.

So is this place racist or what? I feel like I’m torn between putting time into this place or…not.

Hey man I’m trying to follow back but this ui is so wonky I don’t ever know if it took or not 🤷‍♂️

The devs are so scared they're locking their Twitters down lmao

Something to keep in mind re: Threads: There are a bunch of anti-trans accounts that Meta will not take down, that are using the fact that Threads accounts are linked to Instagram accounts to dig up photos of trans people to mock

CHAT WE ARE LIVE GET IN HERE ITS SATURDAY LETS GOOO!!!! https://www.twitch.tv/dangerdaveball

I'm not too good at math can someone help me figure this out

please, I know it’s a bit tacky, but just let us wordcels enjoy watching the Instagram influencer class completely beef it at transferring their schtick to a text-based platform

This is a joke, and not the intentional kind. Saw someone say “Threads is exactly what you’d expect from a bunch of people who got popular for posting images trying to tweet” and I think that’s the best description of it

I really hate to do this bc it sucks shit but an unexpected bill autowithdrew all my money and left me overdrawn with a week until payday. If a couple people could spare 5 or 10 bucks to get me at least out of overdraft I’d be forever thankful. thank you ily my venmo is @garrettalan

Got a PET scan in a couple of hours…wish me luck

Like and reskeet if I should threaten Mark Zuckerberg with hammers on Threads until I get banned

jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”

we will slowly escalate

Okay I really hate to keep begging but I’ve got 3 days to raise $700 or I’m going to be evicted. Cashapp $McHimbo Venmo @/McHimbo Sorry for this https://gofund.me/010e60d2

Activists handing out flyers to protest Cop City are being charged as domestic terrorists and actual domestic terrorists are out on bail. Fuck this country

Something is going on over yonder

Aaaahahaha…no.

Always loved this for some reason

Totally shocked that Facebook’s twitter clone sucks ass. Last thing I would have guessed

Yeah…nah.

They should require proof that you have 2+ years of posting experience before they let you sign up here

You 🤝your favorite game (currently)

Hate to bring my problems over here, but unfortunately they didn’t go away just because I came here and shits starting to get real. Anything helps, even a share. Cashapp $McHimbo Venmo @/McHimbo https://gofund.me/010e60d2

What, did y’all synchronize muhfuckin’ watches or something?

I just have this inescapable picture in my head of Elon Musk staring at a smoking server-rack with a hammer in his hands and a look of determination on his face

you know who else exceeded their rate limit? the titan submersible operated by oceangates stockton rush. maybe have some respect

Hey if I don’t follow you back right away it’s not me, it’s the UI. Keeps unfollowing me for some reason 🤷‍♂️