So what we jack offfff So what we smoke weeed

what’s the most polite amphibian? the thanks-a-lotl

it sucks so much ass that when bad stuff happens to florida it doesn't just happen to the shitheads who live there. who came up with this system? booooo

it just keeps getting funnier

I like that everyone is sort of nice to each other on here, Twitter made me be kind of a mean person

>doll tells me she's found a new name >ask the girl if her name is flower or month >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is flower and what is month >she laughs and says "it's a good name, brick" >ask her the name >its flower

Well this sucks

dont even talk to me until I’ve had my morning gallon of ice-cold water

Thank you @tadpr0le.bsky.social for the code! So good to finally be here.