✅ you are simply never out of position

It’s 1:30 am, we’re pouring sriracha and kewpie mayo into a small bag of crunchy Cheetos. The future is now.

colossal stone head

Democrats say "Trump's ICE" like they want their voters to think Dem ICE will be the reverse of this when it will just be the current model with better messaging and a few new superficial "safety rails"

the thing that’s really crazy-making to me is that ‘illegal immigration’ is a civil offense in the US, not a criminal one, so there’s not really a reason for a roving band of death squads to get billions & billions of dollars except that American legislators love & crave death

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: great grandpa hop along carly rae jepsen st vincent chelsea wolfe

Retro game store haul

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Steely Dan’s Elfen Lied

ok i can't make fun of this subreddit this is a great bit

Dinking around with Divinity 2, Morrowind, & Gothic 2 a bit lately makes Ultima IX even funnier in retrospect, like how did you not figure this out

some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.

i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.

NYT confirms Trump poop jet real

Honestly not seeing any reasons why the dems should cooperate at all with ending the shutdown, especially as Trump cuts programs & projects that already had funds appropriated to them. If it’s all going to be cut anyway why give the administration any daylight at all

one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country

“This is an acceptable station” -what I hear every time the subway stops in NY

All Andrew Cuomo knows how to do is eat hot chips, kill grandmas, and lie

they don't even have solidarity with other old people. cuomo turned retirement homes into plague camps

You gotta fight like hell but I keep thinking about Nevada

tfw you hear "dinner's ready!" and it's corn dog night

people don’t want moderate common sense policy, they want the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Lou Bega’s Mamba No. 5 is the song of the summer

I recognize I’m going through an Emotional Time rn but watching Sinners last night I actually liked it more than on my first watch, and I really enjoyed my first watch!!

1000 years ideological warfare against the American pickup truck

my girlfriend was too sore to lean over and give me a kiss on the way off to bed so she gave me a firm handshake

still figuring out how I feel about 9 Kings, but I think it’s just because the difficulty seems to oscillate between “way too easy” and “whoops rng made it so you couldnt scale so now you Lose”

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

Hilarious

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is this year’s Metaphor ReFantazio, awful name and all.

the first time in Astrobot they shrink you down to the size of an apple I might’ve shrieked in delight

I’m a bitch I’m a spider I’m a drow I’m a drider

I truly think Dr. Mel King is the greatest tv character of the decade

worried I’m gonna drop xenoblade x because I did like 8 open world side quests after the game really opened up and it didn’t give my party enough exp to do the next main mission

sobbing & dry heaving thinking about how good Dragon Quest XI S is

Christina Aguilera at the Teen Choice Awards (1999) and Maria from Silent Hill 2 (2001)

“She needed a sit in the void, and eventually peed” -A Penny Story 2025

You're in deep plasma this time, Roger Wilco!

I bet that face bath from the movie Face/Off (1997) feels so good if you’re a face

Can t draw much these days, but I did some sketches after watching Mickey 17! #mickey17

Family Is So Important Movies: -Moonstruck (1987) -Home for the Holidays (1995)

if you stand in the CDJ section of the guitar center for too long an alarm will go off and it becomes legal for every active guitar center employee to kill you with a hatchet

Making a “what the fuck are you doing” face and hand gesture five seconds before I am killed instantaneously by someone fucking up

You contain multitudes, motherfucker? *ask inquisitively*

they really went off when they invented bread & butter

*Super Bowl LX planners*: alright, Kendrick was our most viewed halftime show of all time. Let’s follow this up with another solo rapper from the mid-2010’s: Earl Sweatshirt! *smash cut to the football stadium and the halftime show set is a wireless Rhodes, an apple box, and one flood light*