this is making me feel 12 years old again

drove past some Starbucks employees on strike, "Honk 4 Fair Wages!" their signs read. Honking! how noisy! how Vulgar!! but ... if it's for a good cause, who am i but to lend them four quick taps of the horn?

twitter this last week

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal thoughts?

I made a dumb machine in Kirby Air Riders 🎮

succotash succotash call us up win some cash

i appreciate that protomen act 2 gives dr. light the american working man voice and then dr. wily comes in like IT'S ME BOY I'M THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR BRAIN

he is perfect

LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DOPAMINE DOPAMINE LET'S GO REWARD REWARD DOPAMINE REWARD BING BONG BING BONG

Kirby riding the Luxury Star - Kirby Air Riders (2025)

so many creators that ditched their fursonas once they make it big. i know what you are. i remember your little raccoon guy from 2009

folks will be like "i don't need to mask up for covid—we have vaccines!" then not get vaccinated

Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk

Time to bring this back

you'll do something cool in a video game and 2-3 straight dudes will be like BROOOO i can fucking MAKE OUT WITH YOU right now bro. that was insane bro can i suck your dick dude? please? i could swirl the tip with my tongue bro. that was so nuts, call me a good dog bro. bro can you call me a good dog

harry potter sucks not even because of JKR or whatever, but because i am over 30 years old and i still have to regularly hear about a book i read when i was 8. imagine if we had to do discourse about goosebumps or animorphs every few months. what if you had to care about the very hungry caterpillar

taping this to the back of my door so i don't get mixed up when the trick or treaters start showing up

trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this

trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this

if you say "I MEAN THEY" to me it's actually exactly the same as not having misgendered me at all. this sounds facetious but i guarantee it will work on me 100% of the time. this is called the ally mulligan

due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.

i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock

very few people know this

my problematic trait is i want people to learn to cook good food for themselves, yet when they take one (1) shortcut which makes the process less overwhelming for themselves, i start being like NOOOO THAT'S WRONGGGGGGG

if you ever think you are going through life as a unique individual with specific life experiences and interests you are wrong you dumb mother fucker. there are only 400 people and we just repeat across the world with different accents and bone structure.

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

taking tylenol after getting a covid vaccine and it makes my headache go away but i start toe-walking

literally just give mario kart to sakurai next time what the fuck LMAO

got my covid booster and flu shot in the same arm yesterday and now my shoulder is sprouting an eyeball like i was injected with the g-virus

PRIME target for future discourse. watch this space, people

i need to watch more movies

i want TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY

i wanna watch I Saw The TV Glow again, but at this point i don't have anyone to watch it with who wouldn't have a serious existential crisis about it

i pull a heart-shaped locket from the drawer. i open it up, look inside, and smile. soft sigh to myself. i turn the locket so you can see, and inside is a screenshot of the time i reskinned a forum to look like pepperoni pizza then made it mandatory for everyone to use

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

* Tables of 6 or more have 20% added gratuity to cover additional service** ** Tables that include boomer parents will have an additional 10% added gratuity to cover the harassment they'll give wait staff over the rule stated above

if i ever get rear-ended because someone tried to advance one (1) position in a zipper merge and decided to floor it into the back of my car, feel free to use this post in court against me when i get out of my car and beat the shit out of the other driver fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

imagine being asked your favorite insect and choosing something other than dragonfly. actual fucking deranged behavior

the way he says "Tron" in this clip has become my latest and most annoying vocal stim btw

[jeff bridges voice] tron

everyone has heard of the wet hand-dry hand method of breading chicken but i would like to suggest an alternative method known as "i'm autistic and hate having shit on my hands so i'm just gonna do it all with 2 fingers"

This is the aesthetic of the future

okkkk i know i said i was excited for teemo but i kinda love warwick. he's like an easy mode character. it's great

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"