watched the amazing digital circus. not sure what the hype was all about

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Racist Pickles

My current two deadlock mains

warm again

Went outside

Hydration break

yeah sure i'll unreasonably exert myself physically on three hours of sleep why not

This is Boomer. He's deaf so his bark is a little different than most dogs. Still 14/10 (TT: faith_sheer)

What the fuck do you MEAN I've been shaving my head for six years now

By the time you hit 30, you should be well aware of the fact that you have better shit to do than engage with people who thrive or profit on making you angry. Streamers, podcasters, news agencies, it doesn’t matter. Stop giving your time who benefit from you being miserable.

not religious but i sign the cross for roadkill

I fucking love food that's so salty I need to chug water while eating it, I've decimated my 40oz water bottle and could still drink more

🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶

"It sounds like you've tried hard to be the person you needed at multiple points in your life." Guess so. I wish I had more to show for it.

It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"

Dance lil piku dance

When I die for the love of god do not bury me in a Sonic themed casket. Just douse my corpse with gasoline and set it on fire in a mcdonalds parking lot or something.

SKYLAR SPENCE IN THE ZOHRAN WORLD CUP PSA THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNL4...

i GIVE and i GIVE

There really are some things I wouldn't wish on even the worst people in my life.

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball

happy pride, here's this Actual Dialogue From Disco Elysium again

Long war may genuinely be the best strategy game released and it's a nightmare of a passion project held together by nothing but hope and dreams

Any attack that doesn’t hit is meaningless. 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

This is just real life

food is honestly so legit

🧠💭

oh my god i've been playing two different mmos for double digit years, i'm going to throw up

i’m CRUMBLING

Deadlock giveth and taketh my Rem away

pep talk