Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

me when i slide into a dog girl's dms

If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

inappropriately large coffee #ivyart #beast #comix

“I’m using tilt controls!!” - me as I wipe the raid again on my Switch 2

Warm weather is upon us. We're sending Victor to Coney Island Beach with a beer [ #deadlock #deadlockfanart #deadlockvictor ]

When u get adhd meds but adhd doesn't let u take ur meds

game & watch gallery just Has Shit In It, man

;(

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Why's he sound like that

I'm sure the half of the site you haven't blocked yet treats you at least a little seriously.

Gaming Worm [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

what then!!

I actually like when my websites crash and go down. It reminds me of Something Awful because that IDIOT Lowtax knew nothing about forum maintenance so he hired radium and paid him to work full time on backend stuff for SA and radium scammed him by doing LITERALLY NOTHING for years

i'm starting a side business as a tour guide for new york's worst sodas. i know which corner stores have the dustiest and most expired sodas, but my real ace in the hole is the one with a really loud fridge that doesn't work and stores room-temperature bottles that reek. $35 for the stinky pop tour

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this

Wild West (repost)

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Well? Voice clip from a Xhaiiiia stream #animated #animation #kheil

what is the charge. what crime has been done

delete this

whatever man. sad moogle with their cheeks hanging out

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

oomf was in a state of collapse

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

Help!

Help!

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Steamed Hams is old enough that he feels conflicted because everyone younger than he is has no emotional attachment to the simpsons golden age and everyone slightly older than him can talk exclusively in simpsons quotes for hours

Went to open a fortune cookie, and the packaging burst open so violently that it launched it out of my hands, shattering to pieces on the floor. I didn't even bother reading it, that told me more than the paper itself ever would

Girls, man. What can you say?

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

Shirt that says "I GOT PREGNANT ON THE NORTHERNLION CRUISE NOW I'M EXPECTING +2"

LRP what the fuck do you mean that's real

how many posts about the northernlion cruise did it take you to realise that it wasnt a bit people on your tl were doing. i was about 4

I dont think I can live here anymore. Oil on canvas, 7 x 4 ft

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