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So far since I’ve tuned into the Indy 500: crazy conspiracy theorist gets airtime, Christian prayer, Gronk participates in military propaganda, patriotic song, soft focus military hagiography, national anthem. I just want to watch cars go in circles!!

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

This place was never yours, they’ll say, though years from now as she steps from factory floor to city street, the winter haar pouring in, muting the world, effacing everything, it’s here that she’ll be A poem by @tarnnation.bsky.social. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Seeing posts of 50K+ queue lengths for this show and feeling grateful to get a chance to see it (after getting skunked on an attempt at Olivia Rodrigo tix to see with my kid a couple weeks ago). Now I just need to convice @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social to see it with me.

I was led to believe this was the best thing that could possibly happen to a family in the Ozarks

Currently reading: "Postwar" - a survey history of postwar Europe that is absolutely fascinating. Recently loved: "H is for Hawk" - really tough to describe, but basically a woman trains a goshawk while dealing with debilitating grief. There's more overlap than you would think.

James Hinchcliffe is such a huge upgrade over Danica Patrick. Please don’t tell me about his conspiracy theory beliefs.

"Pressure to sack Ed Balls" makes me giggle like a 10 year old

For any trans person reading Wu’s post, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

This came up on my NYT Recipe-a-day Calendar today, and I really thought it was an April Fool’s joke at first. Happy Passover everyone!

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social I don't think we should need to wait until Cruz Azul or Chivas make the Super Bowl to have this at your party.

Remembering Chuck Norris, and I recall a time before he was a meme, when he starred on Walker: Texas Ranger. Even before streaming, this was a show for old people. And one guy who lived on the same floor in my freshman dorm. (🧵, I guess!)

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Have we gotten an evaluation of Zohran's watch game yet? Is it something similar to this? www.walmart.com/ip/A168WEM-7...

Sure, you can use garlic, but that’s really a Western corruption of the ancient Japanese practice. If you want to be fully authentic, it’s necessary to use fresh wasabi.

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

I’m torn between thinking this is amazing and being disappointed that they are using pods instead of pulling shots on a manual machine.

I'm calling for a moratorium on people (especially in work settings) saying "that's not a political statement." My brother in Christ, you just said something with a massive political valence, realized it after the fact, and now are trying to avoid any judgement or consequences from your words.

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Is there an F1sky fantasy F1 league that you know of? Every year I think about doing it, and I never start (or forget about it after 1 race).

He would have gone, for obvious reasons

@americanoonline.com Hey, I really love the Baltimore feed you created! It's an awesome way to see things I otherwise would have missed and find new accounts to follow. Right now it's overrun with a bunch of hat and jersey ads from the same site. Is it possible to exclude their URL from the feed?

@mjmoser.bsky.social I presume you’ve already seen this, but it looked relevant to your interests www.milb.com/reading/news...

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social and @bmorebk.bsky.social - grateful to have you both in my life!

It's so far away from the most important thing going on at the moment, but the symbolism of presidential inaugurations happening at the Capitol is not an accident! The executive goes to the legislature take office!

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I assume you've been sent this a million times already, but it's just perfect.

Oh noooooooo!

From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵

@zzyzx.bsky.social Phish stat question that’s been on my mind: Harry Hood closed out my first ever show (7/9/1999) and also opened my 2nd show (12/11/1999). How unlikely is it to see Phish play the same song consecutively?

My day 1 Olympics hot take: the drone shots are cool, but we need NBC to filter out the high pitched whine they create.

Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Ice and Long Live the Grateful Dead

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: Wednesday Waxahatchee Lucius Lydia Loveless Katy Kirby

If you told me this was a Craig Solo lyric from "God in Chicago" I'd have to go look it up to make sure you were telling the truth.

I had never heard the Bobby & The Midnites album before, so I was shocked to hear him basically doing an Elvis Costello impression (and it's really good!) youtu.be/s_BaQZt_p0A?...

Excuse me, what?

Baltimore folks, highly recommend the Amy Sherald exhibit at the BMA. The Breonna Taylor portrait - whew. What a punch in the gut

All of the "self-defense" explanations of the Renee Good murder make me think about how prescient this was www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTrM...

This is some bullshit

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

I’ve tried to explain this to my kids. When my wife and I were dating in college, she went to Cancun with her parents. I called once to talk to her, which involved an international long distance call to the hotel front desk, asking for her room, then asking her dad if I could speak to her!

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

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@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social this shouldn't be too tough to import to the US, right?

My buddies and I like to work on carpentry projects together. We call ourselves the …

I'm choosing to read "Fate of Ophelia" as a Grateful Dead reference (to the lyrics of "Althea"), and therefore as a dig on John Mayer, who has said that Althea was the song that got him into the Dead.