I am pretty sure that 99% of the posts shown to me on threads are AI rage bait accounts. There’s just no way they are real

It’s funny how much time I’ve spent researching dog kibble and trying different expensive brands when hands down the dogs favorite is Kirkland 😂 all dog kibble is shitty and my dogs are old so I just want them to actually like what they eat

Vibey skies in Petaluma tonight ☀️

San Francisco is my favorite 💙🦋

Having a bay day

We are going back to Tony’s in North Beach today 😂 need to try more pizzas!

Look at the cat

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

They are opening an east coast bagel shop in Sebastopol 😭😭😭 I am so happy

Mamdani!!!!

So we’re at Bimbo’s in the city and we ordered some fries and the guy said they are “like McDonald’s fries” but I’m 1000% sure they are actually McDonald’s fries lol

Absolutely outrageous Magma holy shit lol

Crushing some insane BBQ today. Beef cheek, beef rib, pork belly 😮‍💨

My mom sent me a box of photos and there are some real gems in there 😭 My parents in New Hampshire 1986

Grateful for my girl ♥️

Always hits 🌮

I really wish I still had this costume

Brian is in LA til tomorrow night what kinda trouble shall I causeth this eve

Four years ago today we were all in an absolute panic trying to get everyone into the Santa Barbara bowl. I will never forget Skoi sprinting across the parking lot to look for Wrecked who magically had a ticket. No idea how Dustin got in but he somehow did too. Hardest phish ticket ever lol

Amby on the bongos 🥵

It really sucks when you have endless eggs all year then October hits and no eggs for months 😭 maybe I’ll find some hidden in the yard

I shooted my shot and cold call emailed an architect yesterday that’s doing a project here in Sebastopol and I just got an email from them for a bigger and better project in the Bay!!!! Way more up my alley bc it’s multifamily and would be a GREAT entrance into more projects around here!!! Yayayay

Always remember to water your pony

The entrance to Peoples Park looks like a zombie apocalypse movie set 😭

Just thinking about how fun the Seattle phish shows were this year 😭

These annoying little kids started barking at the dogs inside the dog park and this amazingly unhinged lady started barking back at them and they were so weirded out and left so fast 😭 excellent technique

Last 5 concerts I saw: Rose City Band Patty Griffin Sam Bush Jeff Tweedy Courtney Barnett

Happy birthday to my sweet darling honey Dianna ♥️ one of the greatest gifts in my life has been our friendship ✏️ 🐔🦎 @dianna2ns.bsky.social

Oh wow it’s my 15 year Phishaversary 🥰 the shows that changed my life forever. I was a senior at College of Charleston, spent most of those years seeing Panic and going to lots of east coast festivals. I knew that they had “come back from hiatus” but didn’t know what that really meant til 10/15/10!

One last bizzle before Gary gets home

SOS

I walked the dogs to get a slice of pizza with me yesterday and a kid asked to pet them and I said sorry they don’t like kids! And the mom said “that’s a shame” and I looked her directly in the eyes and said “I don’t like kids either” 😭 what is wrong with me

So drink all my wine, cut all my trees Make love on my beaches, smoke all my weed I am California, can't you see? Wherever you roam, you'll always want me 🥲

I’ve been stepping more into the roll of teacher/trainer abbey and today I taught 9 ladies in 3 lessons back to back (ranging in ages 13-73) because our head boss lady is out of town and let me tell you I have no idea how she does that multiple times a week 😭 I am fried and lost my voice lol

Was this the best ever festival lineup. Maybe 🤔

I like can’t get as sad as I used to anymore because I have field of vision to look forward to is that weird?

Gals with style I need help. I can throw together a tiedye smorgasbord outfit for a festival but I cannot figure out what to wear as MOH for my sisters wedding next summer on the Cape. These are all from revolve, like $400. Anywhere else I should look? Help me get inspired. Are these dresses dumb?

I had some really mids mazeman ramen today. It was the speciality at this place and it looked great but had no depth

Best birthday weekend with my favorite chosen family 💕🫶

i guess @sneakinabbey.bsky.social asked for a bunch of jugglers for her birthday yesterday

Happy birthday @sneakinabbey.bsky.social !!!!!

happy fucking birthday to a top tier babe, an incredible friend, a true gem and a half, my bro down babe, @sneakinabbey.bsky.social!!!!

Happy birthday to the best partner, horse gal, animal mom, and my food partner in crime. Love you so much @sneakinabbey.bsky.social

A very happy birthday wish to the West County Baddie & Libra Queen @sneakinabbey.bsky.social ! Thank you for being a friend & a positive influence in Dottie’s life. You are such a nurturing person, evident to all in the many ways you care for animals🫶 Excited to celebrate you this weekend Lady!!🐎💫

We went and saw a movie last night for only the second time ever in 5 years somehow. It was quite good, one battle after another (really hard to remember the name tho)

After 11 days I finally have to give back my brand new 2025 Crosstrek loaner vehicle. It’s been fun but I miss my stick shift lol

We watched Smile 2 last night and I thought it was pretty friggin epic but Brian hated it lol

Ayyyy @sulkirk.bsky.social were coming to your town in December 🤩 let’s eat some food

I know her bday is later this week but I always think of what an amazing, cool, kind, loving person @sneakinabbey.bsky.social is on this day.

Lil Sebastian in action!!!!!!