I have a fantasy of convincing Jack Black to attend FOV and do some crazy genre goblin mashup #JackMeetsTheGizzverse

Gary Gourmet absolutely crushed his first solo catering event for 40 crazy horse people!!! My favorite part was everyone asking if he cooks like this for me all the time 😂 I know you all I know the answer is yes lol

Hungover, a little depressie, and trapped at LAX for two more hours AMA

Anybody seen Weapons? What the hell was that lol I kind of liked it

After the most turbulent flight of my life, we finally arrived home at 3am and I managed to barely sleep for two hours and now am up for a 630am meeting 🫠 vibes

If any of you need some dating or life tips take them from @sulkirk.bsky.social who removes and puts back on his wife’s winter jacket every time. Brian was like “oh I should be doing that” LOL

After a week in New England my masshole accent has full resurfaced

Anybody do custom woodwork or know someone who does?

If you’re looking for a last minute gift and can pick up in #portlandmaine !

Did not go light on the shells this trip

We are going to see another troll today! These things are so cool

I hid a bunch of tiny chickens all over my sisters house lol

If you’re wondering how I’m doing after Brian’s hot dog extravaganza today thank you for caring. His mom gave me a chicken made of alpaca which is helping

Excellent New Hampshire hang

There is a sugar house on my dads road that’s honor system and my sister just came back with a $67 gallon of maple syrup I’m dead

My great uncle Herb Welch was a fly fisherman and taxidermist and was known for this cool bubble glass

We are having a DAY cc @sulkirk.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social

I’m gunna eat so many frickin little necks and lobsters these next two days

Sharing my two favorite products of the year for anyone needing some gift inspo!

I thought it was a fever dream but I definitely heard a screaming woman and screaming cats last night and ran outside absolutely hammered but managed to grab my trusty headlamp to save the cats and sure as shit my headlamp scared them and broke up the fight 😂😂😂

Everyone keeps thinking I’m a rock climber because of my construction helmet hanging off my bag. Next person to ask I’m gunna tell them I just climbed el cap

Why didn’t anyone tell me Dark Winds was so good

Cackling at this accidental photo I took after driving through a snow storm for two hours and finally making it to Idaho 😭 it’s been a day

You people on this website. Sometimes I for real feel like 👁️👄👁️

Wow there is snow everywhere here wasn’t expecting that! Hope I get a nice luxury rental car

I was low key hoping my flight to Idaho would be cancelled again but alas, I’m on the plane. Hoping my heated vest is enough to survive the 20s when I land in Spokane lol

Excited for all the peeps who get to experience the Sphere for the first time! It really is worth the trip. However, I will not be attending this go around lol but god speed to all

Had some tier 1 nightmares last night from watching Pluribus

Little gremlins yelling for more snacks

Another prime thanksgiving ♥️

Holy shit Eminem 😂😂😂😂 this is so good

Trying to come up with some concepts for Gary Gourmet and my first try with ChatGPT gave me this 😂😂😂😂 stay tuned for the official launch

Things @phastenough.bsky.social made this weekend 🙂 frisée salad with bacon vinaigrette poached egg and steak, wagyu burger with bacon jam and eggs benny with tarragon hollandaise and honey lavender bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓 big bacon family

The purple pachyderm golden slurper event this year was a Les themed interpretive collarborive experimental improvisional jam session with MIRV and Jay Lane and his favorite employees 😂😂😂 A+ as always, Sonoma County rules

Look at this specimen. One large brain cell.

Absolutely amazing rainbow today 🥹

Happiest of birthdays to this sugar pie honey bunch ♥️♥️♥️ having your sweet southern soul added to our little NorCal world has been such a gift and I love having you and DY in our lives 🥰 see you soon!

Things Brian has made this weekend

Some Saturday vibes 🥰

Did gronk just smash a guitar on stage or am I high

Happy birthday to one of the greatest gals in the world 🥹 a lot has happened in our 5 years of friendship and I’m so grateful to always have you in my corner. Love you so much Benzy ♥️ @zzbenz.bsky.social

I am pretty sure that 99% of the posts shown to me on threads are AI rage bait accounts. There’s just no way they are real

It’s funny how much time I’ve spent researching dog kibble and trying different expensive brands when hands down the dogs favorite is Kirkland 😂 all dog kibble is shitty and my dogs are old so I just want them to actually like what they eat

Vibey skies in Petaluma tonight ☀️

San Francisco is my favorite 💙🦋

Having a bay day

We are going back to Tony’s in North Beach today 😂 need to try more pizzas!

Look at the cat

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

They are opening an east coast bagel shop in Sebastopol 😭😭😭 I am so happy