Rediscovering Nicolas Jaar has been 🫠

I hope she stays this friendly forever 😭

Phasty with the ol’ Sunday pasta special 🍝 @phastenough.bsky.social

Really want to get our view made into a painting 💙

Junebug is very much still imprinted on me 😂 walks right up and wants to hang out every day

Picked up some more cool vintage art today. My new special interest 😂 I know the color print is Mount Shasta but I think the painting is too?

Need to decide asap on our guest bedroom color! Help me! Brian is color blind

Went to ENT yesterday for persistent inner ear fluttering/vibrating and turns out ear drum is fine but I prob have spasms in my tensor tympani muscle that may never go away 😣 gunna have hearing test to confirm if it’s nerve related and if it is I have to have an MRI 😂😂😂 trauma

I asked one of the teens if they had a pencil tip in their hand and they had no idea what I was talking about so I tried to explain how most millennials have stabbed themselves with a pencil accidentally and it stays under your skin and I showed mine and she was like wtf 🫪🤯 do any of you have one??

How many times a day do you fart in front of your partner 1. None! Ew 2. A few slips 3. Close to double digits 4. Constantly, 20+ times starting in the middle of the night

Maybe the best pizza @phastenough.bsky.social has ever made?

I have this vision of having all interior french doors with stained glass and now I just want to go to estate sales and find old stained glass windows so Brian can custom make them into doors for me 😂

I realized one of the baby chicks is missing half of one of her toes 🧐 other than that they are all doing good! Def seem to all be pretty strong. All but one have tiny tail feathers so hopefully the one without isn’t a rooster but def could be

I’m soft packing for field of vision already 🤪

Just a 14 year old puppy enjoying his new yard 🥹

They were sold out online but when we picked up the chicks they had an extra sapphire olive egger!!! This is what the eggs will look like!

Secured the bag 🥲

The guy at the Subaru dealership was trying to swindle me so hard into taking a WRX for a spin and making me sell my Impreza and I resisted so hard and gave him the hardest time I can tell he is so defeated 😂😂😂

Our biggest and smallest 🥹

Getting 5 new chickies!!! They are all weird European heritage breeds that are endangered or critically rare! And they all have fluffy heads 🤩

Making the most out of my second to last Spokane/Moscow trip 🥲

Just got humbled by the thriving meth scene in downtown Spokane jfc 😳

Is anyone else following this Timber Sperry situation 😭

Love some free snacks. Let’s see what she brings me

I’m obsessed with these little vintage art pieces I got at a sidewalk sale in Moscow 🥲 top is an Asahel Curtis print called Mt. Rainier from Lake Tatoosh, bottom is Willamette St in Eugene 1908, and right is “Warren Haynes’ Barn” near Pullman, WA by Rene Helbling

Someone put their full Nalgene in the overhead and the flight attendant opened it and the bottle hit a dude on his head REALLY hard. He’s def gunna try to sue 🫣

A nice view of our massive Monterey Pine ♥️🌲

My girl got her first injections a week ago in her SI joints and is already feeling much better. Hoping we’re back on our jumping game in a few weeks ♥️

Best neighbors tbh

Happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful mamacitas ♥️♥️♥️

First Saturday at home ♥️

Sobbing 😭 our “old” neighbors hosting our final Aloha Friday 😭😭😭

A few moments from our first day at the new house 🥹

Having a normal one

A little treat after a big move day

Field of Chicken aka Laguna Ranchette update for anyone who wants to follow along :) youtu.be/PQOb960L0tM?...

Don’t worry I puddled Gary

She always wants to sit on my head

Are Flyers fans ok today

This is the most cocks I’ve put in a stealie.

Bringing the teenagers in from their day outside lol

Her core is strong and we’re gunna try to save her while also pruning 40% of the weight off. A large cable between the two trunks pulled out which gave me a massive anxiety attack. I guess Monterey Pines don’t take the trauma of pruning very well and she is 120 years old!!!!

Has the femme flock made a statement

In less fun home ownership news… our massive, beautiful, ancient Monterey Pine needs a lot of help. Send vibes her formal core inspection goes better than expected tomorrow 🥲 would be crushed if she can’t be saved.

What color paints would you put in these rooms? Thought I wanted terracotta and sage but now seeing how the natural floor is stained is making me question everything. What do these rooms want???

Holy shit 😭 cc @phastenough.bsky.social

Wow I just walked past a beautiful gal on the plane and immediately knew she was my friend from colleges sister even though we’ve never met before 😂 genetics are crazy

Easily one of the worst descents into PDX I’ve ever experienced 🥴 ppl hitting the emergency button as we were landing

Lots of floor stuff happening!!! Hickory is acclimating, living room being leveled, bedrooms sanded and curing, and a big womp womp in the 4th bedroom 😬 thought the neat linoleum would at least over the whole room 😂

Literal match made in heaven CC: @sneakinabbey.bsky.social