Take me back

So I went and got a very cheap haircut at the nail salon bc I’m so tired of getting $80 haircuts that I hate and let me tell you it’s the best haircut I’ve ever had 😂 she put some weird stuff in my hair that smells weird but I like it lol

It’s at the point where kitties only accepts affection if it’s delivered in the exact, highly specialized technique I’ve apparently perfected. Her entire day revolves around scheduled petting appointments. If I stop she looks at me like I’ve denied her a shwill.

Wow we are having a really cool thunder storm!!! Maybe my second one ever in CA

Made pad kra pao again 😮‍💨 truly my fav easy thing to make in the wok

Do you consider a 16oz can a tall boy or a pounder?

Hope the person you love is making you feel special today ♥️ Brian scrubbed algae out of horse water buckets for me at 9am after a *late night* and we got my fav fried fish again for dinner

I cannot fucking wait to see King Gizz again 😭😭😭😭 listening to Barcelona N1 🥵

I won’t believe it until the refund is in my account, but after 18 months of fighting a $2700 MRI I should have never been billed for, I’ve been told that BCBS is taking liability. Truly thought I had lost the fight but I’m hopeful

Truly nothing makes me question my sanity more than going to the little dog hour at the dog park. Prime example of peoples first day on earth with absolutely no dog skills or awareness. But Manni loves it so I get black out baked and stand in the corner waiting for stupidity to unfold

It’s that time of year again where I start wanting more chickens but inevitably can’t commit to buying them as chicks bc it’s a PITA so I start stalking CL to find a kooky neighbor with too many pullets

Dolly’s favorite momma bear came to see her today 🥹🫶 @missfml.bsky.social

The Nick Offerman show last night was… interesting lol

Pro tip squashmallows are cheaper and better than most dog beds

I cannot deal with all the videos of the frozen iguanas falling from trees 😭 I wonder if the invasive population will be substantially impacted

Dolly would like some Kirkland gear for her birthday

Really love this for me rn lol

When did people start saying “welcome in” because I def never said that when I worked food and bev lol

Just had a mini melt at the super market because the cheese man said king gizzard was a jam band lol

Treys shirt really reminding me of these “vintage” Limited Too shirts that I begged my mom to get me in 1999

Brian “doesn’t eat fish” but absolutely inhales this whole fried rock fish from the fancy Thai place down the street. It’s one of my favorite things

Heard the most INSANE dark humor story of my life last night and now you all have to hear it too 😭 my coworkers grandma has a little person phobia so on her 80th birthday her son faked a heart attack and they “called 911” and 10 little people dressed up as EMTs and doctors and stormed the house 😭😭😭

When I make my once a year appearance at my company party I always try to not overshare/TMI so I don’t feel bad about thinking I said something dumb but I always do anyway bc that’s how I connect with people and I think why I’m also good at my job? So why do I still get anxious 😥

I am no longer built for single digit weather 😩

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I’ve arrived in Arlington once again. Lotta friggin snow on the ground

Just watched The Long Walk on the plane 😭😭😭

New year, new weird look book for my work holiday party 😭 why does this give me uncanny valley

Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Ice and Long Live the Grateful Dead

How many boys could they haul off this mountain Shoot full of holes cuffed and laying in the street Until we come into town in a stark raving anger Looking for answers and armed to the teeth

My advice is don’t take your chickens too seriously

Gary’s making me wings today for DRAKE MAY. Content incoming cc @phastenough.bsky.social

Watched Nuremberg last night and it hit hard… it shows how systems, bureaucracy, and “the law” let ordinary people justify harm… how easily anyone can become a monster… it is truly unfathomable that we are seeing this play out in real time.

I cannot tell if this group of characters in my flight are juggalos or in a very obscure biker gang. They are all wearing leather vests that say legion of doom California but some have ICP face tattoos? Either way the are a good time

I thought about chatting it up with these ski bros at the hotel bar but they started talking about their favorite bottled water brands and I immediately got the ick

I can’t 😂😂😂😂

Made a fun pit stop today at my favorite crystal shop in the whole wide world 🥹

Do you ever go through phases with work where you like, can’t stop working? About once a quarter I get so in my flow state with answering technical sustainability emails that I can’t stop until my inbox is completely answered. My annual review this year said “abbey let’s no email go unanswered” 💀

When I was getting on Dolly yesterday she spooked and I lost my balance and didn’t get my other foot in the stirrup and fell on my tailbone really hard 😩 its so sore and I have to do a 24 hour Idaho trip right now

I tried making pad kra pao tonight and I had to sub a few things like Serranos for Thai chilis, green beans for long beans, reg basil for holy basil, and maple sugar for palm sugar but it was still really good. Need to try frying the egg in oil in the wok next time so it gets the crispy effect

I pondered today the most memorable things I’ve ever eaten in my life. #1 the Chinese buffet from Sichuan Garden in Medway, MA. Equivalent pu pu platters from MA specific Chinese restaurants generally qualify. #2 squid sandwich from Canete. #3 Jamaican jerk wings from hot sauce and panko SF

Pretty psyched we get one of the eggy + tapers choice shows at the independent

Hehe the wordle today 🤭

70 in January 😮‍💨

Timelines a little spicy this eve I like it

After ruling out various other potential causes, I’ve finally been able to start Reba on incontinence medication so hopefully I can stop wrapping my entire couch in pee pads and washing every blanket I own every single day 🫠

Didn’t have any dreams about drinking last night so I think I’m over the first dry January challenge lol

Which one of these titles reads best? Brainstorming for a conference

If you all could think some good thoughts for Manni today since he has to go under for his dental I would appreciate it ♥️