Pluribus Pluribus Pluribus. Thank you, Vince Gilligan.

If I *WAS* I Target shopper, this would 100% guarantee I'd never return.

Letting my novel sit a bit while I clean up what has become Theseus's screenplay. All of the words (I swear) have been replaced. It's still the same story (I think). But so, so much better.

Musk is a pair of round glasses and a shitty German accent away from *becoming* Toht.

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”. We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want. Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

If you were looking at a newspaper (or its website) this morning and didn't see this iconic photo, it was an intentional choice to pander.

Oh my…

Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict: “I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything…. “That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants… Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”

This made me cry, because he's right.

THIS IS SO GOOD

A brief interruption to let y'all know that if you've got a hankering for stories where the bad guys frequently get their arses handed to them, I've written about 25 of them. www.amazon.com.au/stores/Tony-...

This account smells like coffee and warm cinnamon rolls.

Kodak

what I decided on:

Now, to fully test the definition of "sandwich".

I want to thank you all. I've been sending your sandwich guy pun jokes to my son AND HE'S FINALLY MOVING OUT!

Every once in a beaver moon, I pop over to Twitter and marvel at how someone paid 44 billion for a decent platform so they could turn into a compost heap.

Cuo-who?

People are wondering what has happened to Marjorie Taylor Greene. Nothing. She has always been an opportunist with no moral convictions. She now wants a higher office and saw the writing on the wall Tuesday evening.

All of them tripping over themselves to talk tariffs.

Very curious about how long it's going to take before GOP rank and file VISIBLE sprint from Trump.

Someone hire me to write a movie script about the sandwich trial titled 12 ANGRY INCHES

Happy Mandate Day!

My painting BITTERROOT VALLEY

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

Hey, guys. Sshhhhhh Let them keep telling themselves and their ever-decreasing base that "this was just blue states being blue states". We know better. They don't have to.

There's so much awful news in the world today that it really is a pleasure to share in other people's joy. I got home from work just in time to see the news cross live to Mamdani's victory speech and I stood there frozen, watching with a big grin on my face, in my living room, in Sydney Australia.

if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"

Off to lunch. Good news: Sources say the food in this courthouse is not offensive to a person of reasonable sensibility.

If you missed Zohran’s speech live, this is the link to the whole thing from PBS Newshour on YT: www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL... #zohranmamdani #nyc

Subway's new "1 to Eat, 1 to Throw" promo is going to be wildly successful.

Hey could you guys let Chuck Schumer know how it’s done then? He seems to not know

One of the best Ben Meiselas Midas Touch Reports yet... youtu.be/-zUdCtJC1Bc?...

I got a handwritten letter from my grandma (dad's mom) who has been cold to me since I came out. She told she was so sorry it took her so long to come around and she hopes I can forgive her. She called me her granddaughter and said she hoped its not too late for us to have a relationship.

I've been in a funk since Friday (elderly mother passed away), but after her beautiful service this morning, and the OVERWHELMING demonstration of Blue Power in the US tonight, I'm stepping a bit lighter now.

Coming next year, Weisz and Fraser in "Grandmummy".

Exsqueeze me?

Does this mean Cuomo is Vice-Mayor or no?

SO MUCH BLUE!

We need a new Lonely Island song called "Ketchup On The Walls", in honour of today's *devastating* blow to the Tyrant in Chief.

Chat, what's the definition of "landslide" again?

Spanberger up 15%+ with more than 21% of the vote in?

Toht has endorsed Andrew Cuomo #Raiders

Random thought… Janet Jackson’s ability to move beyond the all encompassing shadow of her brother and brothers should be studied. Her becoming a superstar in her own right was something that no one could’ve anticipated or fathomed. I will never not be amazed at her ascension.

I can’t tell if this is a bit.