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Prime real estate. #bees #wildlifegardening #beehotel

So much talk about PSG v Bayern has been about the poor defending. I mean sure, but don't you want to celebrate the attacking intent, the joy of the game, the skill! There was no parking the bus, it was careering down a hill with no brakes! #psgbay #football #championsleague

It's this time of year the Queen wasps start making nests. They always try the shed, but after a couple of removals they realise to try somewhere else. They often nest in the house roof and that's fine. #spring #wasps #waspnest #gardening

Why does this shadow in our hall look like it’s about to tell Simba “Remember who you are”?

'Bowie - You're not alone' at Lightroom. Really enjoyed it. Lightroom is a good space and they use it well. You really do get drawn in to some of the performances, I almost applauded at the end of one as it was like being at a gig. Recommend. #bowie #yourenotalone #lightroom #art

Nature finds a way. Watching these little Dinosaurs. More Doug McClure than Jeff Goldblum in terms of the scale, though two people have regrettably already been killed. #wildlifegarden #newts #jurassicpark #lakedistrict

Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.

Don't ask him how he came by it, but he's got a van full and he does a really good deal. It's okay though 'cos he used to be in the Police. #stingsboxingequipment #glasgow2026 #sting #thepolice

If the past really is a foreign country I’m surprised so many right-wingers want to live there.

Same, robot. Same

If you stuck it on a gold painted plate you could serve it at Mar-a-lago for $300

A papal representative on his way to meet the US president

Many people forget Orbãn's brief flirtation with a mullet

Started watching Predator Badlands. The film is sooo CGI heavy that at what point do you just not decide to do it fully animated? And it lifts you out of the film. And as much as I love the first Predator, I'm really not interested in learning about Predator 'culture'. #jimsfilmreviews #predator

Finished Doom: The Dark Ages. Great fun. If it's not broke etc. If you need to de-stress then shoot a load of demons in the face, very satisfying. All the interactions are pleasingly physical. #doom #ps5 #gaming

Ireland really not at the races today. #w6n #sixnations #engire

NARRATOR: Eventually the President, unable to remember which particular action was meant to distract from what particular scandal, demanded an immediate halt to the enrichment of Melania and safe passage through the Straits of January 6th.

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

“They made a desert and called it peace.” Roman historian Tacitus writing 2000 years ago.

Jake Paul Hoping To Gain Respect Of Boxing Community With Fight Against World’s Tallest Man

Three hours to launch and they're already in their seats, I dread to think how many adverts they've got to sit through #artemis

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

I see no problem here. Hard to disagree with and easy to chant.

One conspiracy I believe in is that old artists were secretly allowed to depict male nudity only if they kept their dicks small, so women would assume that was normal and that their husbands were thus abnormally huge

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

🎶Do you hear the people sing? singing the song of Gentle Ben, Rawr roar rawr rawr roar roar rawr roar rawr roar roar roar rawr roar rawr roar🎶

They were selling short sell by date laxatives in the pharmacy the other day, and I don’t know if out of date laxatives will make you shit more or less

Signs of Spring. Daffodils, Tulips, kneeling in the first nettles of the year. #gardening #urtication

he’s got some big shoes to fill

For the record, this is my comment to the journalist on Colossal’s dire wolf.

What a game, just what a game! Was just so happy that England turned up. Chapeau France! #fraeng #sixnations

Well 40 great minutes from England, and France. The 10 minutes minus Genge could really hurt. #fraeng #m6n #sixnations

I don't even care if England win (unlikely I know), I would just like to see them play well again. It seems like ancient history but it was only the start of feb when they could. #m6n #fraeng #sixnations

Weirdly flat from Italy, great result for Wales. Italy can still be satisfied with the campaign, and even Wales considering how low they've been (losing to England, how embarrasssing!). #walita #m6n #sixnations

Loving this match. I find myself cheering for Scotland. Ireland very impressive, they've really grown into the six nations. #iresco #m6n #sixnations

Jim's film reviews. The Fall Guy (2025). Bang average, instantly forgettable. Star charisma can't save it. Feels like they probably enjoyed making it too much, a real Netflix film. #filmreviews #thefallguy #jimsfilmreviews

As my wife has dietary issues we have to make most food from scratch. I make up large batches of stock, then freeze them as ice cubes. This chicken stock batch should last a good while. Fodmap safe, gluten free. #homecooking #fodmap #glutenfree

I know it won't make any difference to his voters, who pay no attention to what's actually going on, and think foresight is for pussies and consequences can be wished away. But if Farage was PM, we'd now be in a moronic, illegal war he demanded we join 2 days ago, and now thinks is a disaster.

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No shame in losing to Italy, and I'm happy for them, It's a day of famous wins! But this is 3 poor games in a row for England, who are beating themselves as much as losing to the opposition. #m6n #sixnations #itaeng

Confidence in sport can be surprisingly fragile. This England team unrecognisable from the one on that winning streak. Do wonder what it will take to get that Mojo back. #m6n #sixnations #itaeng

Well this is poor gruel after the glorious feast we were served first. #itaeng #m6n #sixnations

Astonishing scoreline, would not have had 90 points on my scorecard. Great match, one for the ages for Scotland. Hopefully the next game can keep the fun going, though if England don't improve they are in real danger of losing to Italy. #m6n #sixnations

Nicely poised game. Will the sun in Scotland's eyes go against them in the 2nd half? #scofra #m6n #sixnations

Simon And Garfunkel next. #totp