On Radio 4 this morning the euphemism was 'Strongly in favour of the traditional family'. We all know what that means.

Jim Steinman was a genius.

oh we’re not falling for this again, are we?

Always think: WWSBD? What would Scott Bakula do?

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I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Perfect logic.

If you're not outraged, you should be

why are people only ever described as "no-nonsense", what if you're a nonsense person, what then

It's ok if you haven't accomplished much today. It's ok to take care of yourself. It's ok to learn about old magic and the secret ways of the wood. It's ok to build a den of twigs & wildflowers and rest for at least 1,000 years.

Yeah, okay, fair, but if I'm getting age appropriate music when I'm in an old folks home it's gonna be bloody Westlife isn't it? Or weird old person friendly versions of Limp Bizkit

Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.

Pratchett. I was a Pratchett nerd.

Would I lion to you?

Huh Burnham didn’t pledge to harvest and sell the organs of Lononders

Professor X and Professor Y

the deep cistern will yield no more

Stop saying that. It's for his ballroom!

Most economists agree that by the time you're 50, you should be living in a dilapidated Victorian mansion at the edge of the forest, sitting by a roaring fire, and discussing poetry with furtive ghosts and indifferent cats.

Fair

men only want one thing

@andraswf.bsky.social I was having a lovely conversation about immigration with a person you reposted, and they went and blocked me just cos I suggest Wes Steering might not be our lord and saviour. I'm blaming you for their rudeness.

Watching Chris Mason talk about his job. Desribes it unambiguously as gossip not political journalism. Clear he doesn't understand the difference. Or rather that he thinks politics in the phrase 'office politics' is what he should cover. Which is a different thing entirely to actual politics.

Don't tell me it isn't real

I especially love this diagram.

As always, there's no time like the present to wear an old traveling cloak, disappear into a malevolent fog, and become the reason a little town along the coast is considered haunted.

IT WASNT THIS HOT WHEN WE HAD WOOLWORTHS. WHAT DID THEY KNOW

Around 410 CE, the Romans left Britain, opening the way for waves of settlement by Angles, Saxons, and Jutes and the displacement of its Celtic peoples. Subsequently,

Yes, this headline has the most wrong things in it of any headline. Also the story contains the most wrong things of any story. Horribly efficient. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

You might argue it’s the Hulk or Shrek, but I think the Jolly Green Giant probably has the largest green penis.

Morning

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

Is this better or worse than a granny holding a placard?

Here is me, pleading with museum shops. We do not want yet another bookmark and eraser with your logo for 11 euros. We. Want. Replicas. Of. Your. Nerdy. Stuff.

Look, look! Metaphors are physical now!

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Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

Plate Flip xkcd.com/3258/

Grant Naylor: In my tv series I invented the Talkie Toaster as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Talkie Toaster from classic sci-fi TV episode Don't Create The Talkie Toaster.

Oh bloody hell. Tony Iommi has accepted an MBE. How thoroughly depressing.

back in the day i worked for a big internet company and occasionally i had to stand in for my boss in weekly status meetings when he was on holiday these were usually quite boring: each department would report their progress, we'd discuss any issues and move on but one memorable day was different

Why do people hate Starmer? We don't know. It's irrational. We just can't say. Everyone hates the man but there's no reason for it. What could be driving such extreme dislike of the Prime Minister? It is a mystery. We don't know. Who could say? We couldn't. It doesn't make sense. There's no reason f

Please Use AI

Yeah, actually rich foreigners inciting violence on a regular basis is fine, innit. Cor, why do people dislike Starmer so much? It is a mystery.

I've got a camera on my phone, I own a long scarf and I know one professional actor. I'm gonna tender for Doctor Who. Reckon I'd be really good at ... Erm... What the job is when you make telly. Is that a producer? I could be that.

More guitar! I really like this groove, which came about cos I had a little run in D minor and I thought - what's the wrongest note I can start a baseline on? I know - F sharp! (You can argue about whether that's really the wrongest note for the key but it's what I thought at the time so there!)

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

academy award contending tiktok