i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

And another weird AI/religion post. This is no more or less meaningful than any other religious expression. In fact, charging for something shallow and glib sounds to me like the epitome of authentic religion.

"You can quote your bible, your John 3:16, but Argos 3:16 says I just..."

Same

Reactions to this are fascinating. Is it a stupid, meaningless question? Yes, of course. But not any more or less meaningless than any other religious question.

John Cage is good. youtu.be/gXOIkT1-QWY?...

guys I’ve been shouting “computer end program” all day and nothing is happening

A lot wrong in the world today, but can we all congratulate 84 year old British wrestling legend Kendo Nagasaki who has described Nigel Farage as: "a really hateful man ...got this terrible history of racial and right wing abuse - and still doing it to this day, but now he camouflages it a little."

The quality of photos from Artemis II of the moon surface is incredible to witness in real time.

What secrets does the fog conceal? 1. cloud whales 2. moving castles 3. mournful sea ghosts 4. sneaky traveling trees

Depluralize a movie: A Good Man.

Yes, this. We need to fix these people. I will run a little table where I tell you about the joy of writing and recording little songs just for yourself.

Very important that STP standards remain high, even in the face of Tiramisu Grande and other vested interests.

ME: I know you from somewhere JESUS: I get that a lot ME: No I’m sure JESUS: Just one of those faces ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

tiny wizard sending you small love

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.

"Artificial intelligence is here to stay, neither as an apocalypse nor as the solution to all life’s problems, but as a disruptive tool." Citation needed.

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

In Korean, the word for cowboys, 속기 쉬운, translates literally to “American horse pirates” * read on for more of my all-time favourite translations from around the world (a thread)…

Old Macdonald had a Farm They call the Rising Sun And on that Farm he had a cow And Lord I know, I’m one.

The most atrocious songwriter in the world continues to do bad things.

Because of woke

I object to the apparent new meaning of the phrase 'body count'. Body count should only ever mean the number of people you have killed.

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

"You see, these Spice Girls, they challenged this man and said that if he wanted to be their lover they would have to get with their friends and....and....men have been under....this pressure....now.....since 1996. And I'm sad for them"

Vibes are bad. Enjoy this snowy plover chick next to a very large beach shrub. 🪶 🐣

Boring! - Lower Grunt - Malmowestryshire (pronounced Mamshire) - Dwelfpht - St Bladders under Gleam

A friend went round to his neighbours’ for Eid last night and apparently the wife slightly panicked about hosting white people because she disappeared for a couple of minutes and came back with half a pint of whisky for him. This, to me, is multiculturalism

Sydney named its socio-economic divide the "latte line" and has been arguing about who drew it for 20 years. London has the same divide and calls it "character." I built a machine learning model to do the impolite thing: draw it and blame someone. open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...

I loved my Amiga and Bonky's Quest was great.

"The unexamined life is not worth living"— Socrates, 399 BC

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Holding his battered wang

Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing mammas out there who are working hard and just trying to look after their eggs.

what is skeletor’s ethnicity

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

One of my biggest regrets is seeing this comic on the shelf of a newsagents back in the 90s and not immediately buying it poopsheetfoundation.com/index.php/mi...

Team crying child

"You're a promptophile, you're a slop badger, you're a parrot perv, you're a small LLM regarder, you're a bot botherer, you're the Crazy World of Sam Altman, you're a ChatGPT bottler, you're a grok rocketeer..." "...Yes, well, it's just another form of racism"

The flag-shaggers near me have put up a fresh set. They appear to have augmented the St George crosses with this banner on a derelict restaurant. Perhaps this is the sentiment that can finally bring us together.