they should invent a bluesky that doesnt suck ass

Sorry I stopped posting it’s just that I hate this website

it would be so funny if they called it half life 4

Sucks that the voices I hear can't give me head

But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is

Texting my friends at 2am. Gotta know if they'd still be friends with me if my ass wasn't thicc and juicy

French is a made up language. There's no way anyone actually talks like that.

When train released hey soul sister we should've immediately executed them

Playing palworld with friends makes me so happy

My perception of media was fundamentally altered when the canvas print of loss gave birth to hbomberguy

Oh you're eating wendys? Well why am I so sad and angry when deez are supposed to be the best years of my life?

do yall like woman

Fuck I got called out for saying I use arch btw when I actually use cachyos. Now I'm uninvited from the tgirl potluck/karaoke orgy :/

OMG IS IT POPEYES OR POOPEYES???? Epic multiverse moment #mandelaeffect #poopeyes #deep

I'm a sweet lil cutie pie. Eat me up and shit me out babygirl!

when you eat an edible before babysitting

My ass looks so good in this underwear and the voices are telling me to post ass pics

Just got off the phone with my financial advisor/semen retention coach. He told me to short fartcoin stable and buy a khols cash & babydoge etf bc mr beast is gonna tweet about it. Blessed to know this man. YOUR NETWORK IS YOUR NET WORTH!

Post Malone, please stop.

Why do I kinda want a lil rotisserie chicken cat

THEY'RE STILL MAKING THIS FUCKING SHOW TOO??????

this show is still going???

We should build a city thats exclusivey for women and genderqueer ppl who aren't male centered

Making the world a better place one cyberbullied man at a time

just remembered the cher abba cover album

When I find the divine truth and ascend its over for you bitches

Sounds like you're going to need this soon.

I like nerdy things but hate nerd culture with a passion

Trying to explain to a middle aged bluesky nerd that their niche experiences are not universal is like talking to a brick wall. If y'all catch me doing it again just take me to the vet and put me down.

I dislike some of the 38 year olds on the website for 38 year olds

horn knee

she could fix me

Hey babe wanna get drunk and lowball people on facebook marketplace?

Need a 20 year hold on songs about california immediately

Im in a fighting with people online mood idk why

Love having a conservative party that calls itself liberal and a white nationalist party that calls itself conservative. Truly living in the greatest political system on earth

Have you ever considered knockers? I’m talking some serious bazooms A real set of magumbos

ive tried to get into cyberpunk a few times now but the dialogue just feels cliche and unconvincing

xbox one more like sexbox cum

I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones

If you think you have bad taste just remember that some people think adam conover is funny

big day today 💜

look at my ass look how it shakes for you

This is surreal www.youtube.com/watch?v=16UO...

blessed are the offline 🙏

me and the besties!!

You're at Gavin Newsom I need you to be at Lee Harvey Oswald

dont take me to an italian restaurant if you dont want me sneaking into the kitchen and fucking the spaghetti. really its your fault at this point. you never learn.