Extra Toasty Cheez-it ™️

SIMPosium ......is that anything?

spotify wrapped but for birds

crafting a reply to a bitchy email i just received like

one set of footprints….

love listening to educational podcasts and forgetting everything 10 minutes later

new movie ham.net

current mood: next slide

watching gay hockey show like a true american

yall heard of music

oh

at starbucks with all the gay men with wives

happy three pots of boiling potatoes

when youve never suffered a day in your life

just remembered the cher abba cover album

guess what i bought today because it was half off

going to the gym to make sacha proud ✊😔

so y’all have interests and or hobbies

today my aunt said that none of the seafood in seattle is as good as captain d’s

being held captive by my 78 year old uncle forcing us to look at all 1000 photos from his european cruise

wish there was a merlin app for smells

did see this fancy duck tho

missing the turts 2day

breaking news ‼️

got a new work phone number that i don’t have memorized yet… accidentally left a vm telling someone to call me back at THEIR number instead of mine 🤪🔫

hyped bc i forgot i started playing monster sanctuary last night and i have it waiting for me after work

so anybody got any drama going on im bored

a blessing and an angel

frankenstein’s monster looking a little handsome squidward (im giving it a second chance)

too pussy to even have step sibling fucking

wait this the frankenstein movie y’all been hyping

for the true gamers out there 🫡

help my cat has transformed into an orb

the two times of day: work and dark

throwing laptop in the trash where it belongs

me tomorrow at 5pm

pregnant grimace

8 years ❤️

hey guys

all my coworkers are talking about astrology and they’re not even gay!

turtle pond has officially transitioned to merganser pond

omg I love this community let’s all go to mars to make a commune and eat popcorn 😭🥺

playing puppet master with my cats by not turning on the heat and using a heated blanket so they have to hang out with me to stay warm

yayyyyy halloween

christmas decorations before halloween punishment by DEATH