does lestat vape

in summer i wish my gender included wearing dresses

everyone talks about how cats love to knock things over but have we ever stopped to think that maybe they just lack the dexterity to pick things back up

i love this game

who would play her

as president i will outlaw all lunchtime meetings

sorry guys my ibs is flaring up

the Least self aware person you know having A revelation that all their problems are other people’s fault

i’m reading a dark fantasy novel and halfway through one of the characters has his big dark secret revealed and it’s literally that he has crohn’s disease. i’m screaming!!

hey guys

prove her wrong ✊💔❤️‍🩹

rebranding small talk as crowd work

having to explain to my children that going on the catio is not a right, it’s a privilege

not enough people talk about how women turn crazy around their periods 🤣 like bitch take a midol already!!

the bts oreos kind of slap

Bad Man™️ at work did not get promoted

if things were different they'd be so different <3

Which shecosystem are you? 🌅🏝️🌊 We invited our friend Monét X Change for a fin-tastically fun game we’re calling Shecosystems. We asked a series of questions to help determine which ocean ecosystem she’s most aligned with. Watch ‘til the end to find out whether she’s more kelp forest or deep sea. 🌿⚫

did you know al dente is italian for crunchy noodle

u Should be nice to everyone u meet because u never kno when someone might secretly be bisexual 😔

baby duck sun beam from heaven

GULP!

he loves the catio

log out OR ELSE

imagine if maybe this website wasnt real life

orange latte >

celebrating pride like “i love how annoying gay people are”

nicknaming my kindle dennis reader

my phone autocorrected sticky to stucky ive never been so disrespected

second day in a row of 90%+ humidity let’s gooooo (inside)

cherry vanilla olipop soda takes exactly like sugar free cherry pie filling

no 🩷

man at start of meeting he doesn’t even lead: “sorry to everyone who hoped for a short meeting, it’s story time”

without fail every six months or so i have to be reminded that more product actually makes my hair look worse not better

omg guys please share your cervical dilation updates by the cm i want to feel like i’m in the delivery room front row pussy-side 🥰🤩

porch goose gang rise up ‼️

going to the local combination coffee/vape shop and ordering gamer juice (extra pulp)

Still grebette posting. 📷🌿🪶

my human sons turn 7 years old today 🥺

greyhounds arent real

life is a series of fetch quests and then you die

cardboard boba straw woke has gone TOO far‼️

drunk! on a thursday

being really chill and normal today in case anyone was curious

i do believe that bi people exist. i have grown a little weary of hearing from them.

who america needs right now

everybody’s getting in on the pride merch this year

ctrl + alt + delete to force quit my brain