today’s #turtlecheck plus a water mouse guy

chinese restaurant out here charging $16 for greenbeans knowing full well i'll still buy it 😮‍💨

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who up thinking bout the grand scheme of things

well sure

going sane

ive been doing some thinking and decided that if i wanted to i could do brain surgery

this was 10 minutes before he threw my yogurt on the ground and started eating it

got a medium fat cat for the garden today

what if i never stopped screaming

life is worth living suddenly

molting into my non-breeding plumage

can i get a hell yeah (times eight) #turtlecheck

maybe if you had a pigeon business you were passionate about-

weather was perfect today #turtlecheck

!genshin

did i fucking stutter

lawn care noise pollution season has started

eating a pound and a half of gummy worms and calling it intuitive eating

#turtlecheck + flowers

my mom bought us tickets to a comedy show and not a single person in the audience has blue hair im scared

#turtlecheck from yesterday :)

despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary- what if im right and everyone else is wrong

Oh that? Thats just my baby legs drawer

#turtlecheck day 2

yeah

googling do my jorts look sexy

first #turtlecheck of the year. we’re SO back‼️

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furry convention right across the street from hockey pride night. i took a picture with the blood from somebody who got the shit punched out of his mouth

it’s so funny when people on here have that little live marker on their icon… like obviously youre alive ….. how would you post if you were dead 🤣😂

at a work training and the woman sitting next to me is updating her cv and looking at job postings. honestly im jealous of the girlbossery

people with their replies turned off are really missing out on my situational comedy

forgot i had a 7am meeting this morning. woke up 2 minutes before. vpn wouldnt work. joined 5 minutes late. realized i forgot to send out an email prior to the meeting. sent email during the meeting instead. copied/pasted a request for the wrong person in my email. follow 4 tips tricks & more💡🚀

y’all wont believe it they introduced permadeath in the newest hello kitty island adventure dlc

first! daffodil!! of the season!!!

found a replacement for my froot loops (orange) coffee that’s been out of stock. and it has free shipping !!

guys it’s monday

be the getting the tea that you want to see in the world 🙂‍↕️🙏

when ur cat steps on your bisexual lemon bars 😧

my kingdom for fields of mistria on console

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you will never guess what day it is

doing girl math (figuring out how to make any topic about me actually)