3 people on my walk today mentioned looking for turtles at turtle pond, but none sighted yet 😭

some of the crocuses i planted in the fall have started blooming 💛💛

pov: youre bread

death penalty for anyone who talks on the phone in a public bathroom

dump date 🤍 him me

um not enough people are paying attention 2 me :/

still thinking about the person working at the optician who told me a pair of glasses i tried on was too fashion forward for me

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #OpenBeak, any bird with its beak open… Here’s a hungry grebe !

can’t believe they were selling an air freshener based on my son

his album’s dropping soon

it’s monday

Postal birds! 🐦✉️

dress for the weather you want not for the weather you have💡

it’s still going 😭

we live next door to an airbnb and and there’s been a drain cleaner company over there for like 2 hours pumping something and like imagine clogging the drain so bad in and airbnb like would you tell the owner or just pay $500 to have a plumber come out and never tell anyone and die with the secret

this bitch (my weather app) says it’s gonna snow 5-6 inches this weekend

so quiet you can hear a tongue pop

i need the flowers to start blooming or i’ll die

the shit they did to kyle mclaughlin’s face in fallout is crazy

so u know how only about 5% of the population has red hair? well 20% of my team is redheaded women under 40. one particular dude had a hand in hiring all of us…………. something about that!

people who choose to date men love to be like “men :/“

huge day for me

me trying to be oppressed

y’all will never guess who the guy who only hires young pretty women wants to hire next

More photos from the Monte Vista crane festival. Cranes are just big goofy guys

Don't look away. I beg you, we are in dire straits. 💔 - me asking my husband to refill my water when he walks into the kitchen

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the snowdrops have almost started to bloom…….. my will to live is returning

You've probably seen some photos of this roseate spoonbill nest in the Orlando Wetlands, because I've seen about 500 photos of it, and there were a couple dozen more photographers there snapping away while I was. #birds

dr. pepper jesus died for this

the thing no one wants to tell u about having sacha do your colors is that you’ll buy a couple new shirts and remember the reason you wear black so often is because you’re sweaty

hey guys it’s wednesday

thinking about peruvian food

alarmed to report that it’s only tuesday 😦

wordle let me guess shart ❤️

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

turtle pond is thawing ‼️

Satin Bowerbird with a leaf. #birds

maine never fails to amaze me in how bad they can make a latte taste

a warm afternoon on the porch would heal me

pls tag your throne posts... ty

just got off the phone with my accountant who said im actually too rich to 𝘯𝘰𝘵 buy a switch 2 to play pokopia :/

when someone responds to the wrong email chain and you see where they were complaining about you one reply earlier

yeah my certificate just came in the mail 😏

mtv true life: my cat has asthma

my boss today when i was quiet during the gossip portion of our morning meeting: “sweetie are you ok ? you’ve barely touched your hater bitch juice”

pov you're being given a mental status test in 50 years after the first gay president is elected:

who was the first twink