This is like when the cute goth girl you had a crush on in high school gets in touch on Facebook to tell you about her "exciting opportunity to be a small business owner"

Wow holy shit www.them.us/story/daught...

The world's biggest mall parking lot carnival may be sparsely attended, but at least you can't say nobody came.

Let’s find out about these!!! Bigger than expected

www.oafe.net/yo/tb1m_bwrg... #MarvelMonday

They renovated the Munsters House in the early 2000s because they didn't want Desperate Housewives viewers to be distracted by it, even though in the early seasons it was playing an abandoned house.

Old (2021) #OnePerfectShot

More like Sunburn WuKong

Remember when Taco Bell tried to do a breakfast menu and thought it was failing because of the ingredients and not because their core customer base is never going to be awake and wanting breakfast before 10am?

Don't fret, fellow patriots! I have found an event to salvage the Great American State Fair! Come quick and bring your produce!

Americans in the 1940s, and again in the 1980s:

Calling your toys “ultimate” and then putting DLC that shows that your toys are not in fact ultimate is a choice

Me when asked if I have purchased any Super7 Ultimates since they started locking bonus heads behind full sets on their site.

Unf.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/9745 『いきもの大図鑑 かめ06』発売！ "The Great Encyclopedia of Living Things: Turtles 06" is now on sale! #ガチャポン #gachapon

Cubano Italiano

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

This is my favorite she-hulk drawing because in context it’s a bunch of talking heads discussing the x-men being put on trial but one is just a green lady whose insight as an attorney they are very interested in

When I said our healthcare system was fucked, this is not what I meant..:

was minding my business looking at watches on instagram when the suggested account feature scored a direct hit

"General Kenobi!"

The ideal movie, I think, would be a STAR WARS style opening crawl that relates the entire film and then scrolls seamlessly into the end credits

The extra E is for Event Postponed.

Tryin to be hardcore at a shmorshed size!

AI has nothing on these old-ass fake foods in my son's pretend grocery set

Fix your sparks.

"And you will allow me to take as many towels as I deem fit. THIS, I COMMAND!"

Look at that. Those are literally Skeletor colors.

22PokopokoDan are an all-cat punk band based in Tokyo.

Not to call anybody out, but if you're a brand manager for a major toy company, here's how to deal with stupid Cocks telling you to cut more and more corners:

It's the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience of presidencies.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/34659 『1/64 キッチンカーコレクション』3月発売予定。テーブル、椅子が付くので集めればキッチンカーイベントの情景を再現出来ます。 The "1/64 Kitchen Car Collection" is scheduled for release in March. Since it includes tables and chairs, you can recreate a kitchen car event scene by collecting them all. #ガチャポン #gachapon

One of my friends Sean Brennan has been working on this "Pride of the Multiverse" poster of LGBTQIA superheroes for years now, this may(?) be his final version. 209 heroes. You can download the 18x24 poster free for printing here: static.wixstatic.com/media/925332...

Another gift from Japanese Transformers Twitter: Sideways as a mech suit.

🏳️‍🌈

Danke to the German version of Mattel Creations for sharing photos of Mattel’s SDCC “Gym Bro Skeletor.”

More Japanese Twitter Onslaught fun. Different poster.

Also.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d6X... You're welcome..... I'm not sorry.

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

Slippy, no!

All my favorites! Sister Thiccness, Are You My Mummy, Undercover Storm Shadow, and The Last Character Ever Allowed to Smoke.

I picked up a Godzilla blind box (flocked edition) at Ross and got… Fuzzy Godzilla!!! It’s flocking awesome!!! #toyphotography #actionfigures #Godzilla #flocked

as a separate post, my favorite of the whole set: Sluggo weeping at the crash site of Flight 93.

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

Things to know about HangYoDon: - he has a lil octopus friend - his name sounds like “hang your dong” - uhhhh maybe don’t look up his sister who is a salamander and also a 🎶 raciiiiist caricatuuuuuure 🎶 yeah she is (rightfully) not around anymore

How am I only now learning there is a Sanrio character who’s basically the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and he’s been around since 1985, AND his name is HangYoDon?!