The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.

somebody *learned something*

My unsent drafts on that other site were things that would make me look extra weird whereas over here I delete posts because they are felonies. It’s a different head space now!

The star in front of Kermit makes it look like one of those 'this person is saying the quote below' memes

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

The Polar Express (2004)

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

I like the implication that he was about to just eat a raw ear of corn straight off the stalk.

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

I bought this! It's pretty okay! Feels like a cybertron-era figure. Voyager size, could use a bit more articulation, but everything tabs together solidly for the globe, and the robot is fun. Base is removable to make it a Unicron snack. Worth the $20.

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

Investigated by the FBI at the personal behest of the president because I repeatedly referred to the director of Rush Hour as "Bert Ratner" on a podcast.

When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest

www.oafe.net/yo/tf_retros... #TransformersTuesday

The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.

Someone defending their ability to love Harry Potter without supporting JK Rowling saying “if Toriyama was on the Epstein list, people could still love Dragon Ball” 1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest 2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.

"The Wicked universe," So... The Wizard of Oz, then? The universe of which Wicked is a part? That universe?

1991 - I'm 15 years old, Battletoads just came out and it's Labor Day weekend. A 12 pack of Jolt later I still hadn't beaten the game, but I *did* get hospitalized with what turned out to be the worst caffeine headache they've ever seen.

Jonly Ronly Ronly Tolkien

I can’t believe five figures, two bikes, and a giant unwieldy base didn’t get funded for the low low cost of a car payment. Shocked, shocked I tell you!

I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick. It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"

"Q: What popular film franchise failed to meet its crowdfunding goal this past year? A: If you said Tron, you are wrong! Tron was never popular!"

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.

Some commercials really point out cultural differences. There's an Uber ad about an old man who takes Uber to get to his granddaughter's birthday party. And I'm like "Nobody could swing by and give the old man a ride?!" You ever see an old person struggle with Uber? Not pretty!

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

For roughly a year, Mercari let users comment on listings. Most comments were something like "Fkin scalper!", so you can imagine why that feature didn't last long.

How long does it take to animate an episode? Because those are clearly the Simpsons, whose first standalone episode was about 11 months before this.

Brockmaster

Yes, officer, I would like to report a murder

well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now

maybe i am going insane

Listening to feedback from the online community is how we got Rise of Skywalker, which is a pretty good track record

Hasbro has the opportunity to announce the funniest Black Series figures ever.

If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens

Me coming into my parents’ room to tell them I threw up in bed after eating too much Halloween candy

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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

it just didn't have the legs 😢

Alright, people. Calm down. The Hard Rock Cafe does indeed cater for Thanksgiving.