Tryin to be hardcore at a shmorshed size!

GI Joe picture of the day: "Well, you see General, there may have been a SMALL problem with some of my calculations..." Featuring Hawk, Ambush, Low-Light, and the Dinosaur (1993) and Doc Brown (2026).

This is #blokees #KamenRider XGeats, presumably a powered up version of #KamenRiderGeats, haven't seen this one, but this figure looks rad as hell, so here we are. #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography

“That’s what I’m sayin’ Eddi…People need to just, like…mellow out, man.” #toyphotography #actionfigures #toys #gijoe #mezco #chill #blunt #smoke

Sci-fi might be in trouble!

GIGlow

“I think he’s on to something!”

So the terrible new toxic-to-men fad is called “looksmaxxing”? If we call them maxxturbators, will they stop being ridiculous?

Just something about him…

Happy Father’s Day!!! We might do the whole support thing for our kids, but it’s really them that hold us up!

Very impressed with the new (to me) Classified torso joints!! CoCo can embrace the inner magical girl that lives in all of us to transform into Battle Armor Cobra Commander!!! “コブラパワー!!! 戦闘装甲!!!”

“En guarde!!” “Uhhh…”

Watching He-Man and MOTU with the kiddo… Her: “Skeletor’s skull is yellow bc he never brushes his skull!!”

Day 169 of a year of toy pics - #YoJoeJune Day 18 is Game Homage! "Awww, c'mon dude! If you ate my hat, Duke's gonna be so mad at me!" Footloose is really regretting his 'trip' to the Mushroom Kingdom. Hopefully, he doesn't find any giant lizards. #ToyPhotography #toys #GIJoe #ARAH #YoJoe

Well goodnight!

Can the Joes stop Serpentor’s summoned dragon? Find out in next week’s exciting episode of GIJoe!

Playing with toys on the bed with the kiddo

Why you cryin Dan?

Watching Invincible with the wife, specifically a scene with planet Viltrim. Her: “Can you imagine a planet completely filled with assholes?” Me: “Yeah. Earth.”

"Coochie-coochie-coo!" "Damn you, hag! That's not fair!"

I was not expecting the Masters of the Universe movie to be that funny - what a delightful surprise! Oh man those looks of Skeletor - new Halloween costume plan!

Hasbro, what is happening in this picture? Hasbro? Hasbro, you get back here and tell me what the fuck is happening in this picture!!!

'Indiana Jones and the Army of Darkness' One year ago today I posted this miniature Indiana Jones vs Evil Dead mashup I created using real lighting figures & miniature sets #indianajones #thearmyofdarkness #evildead #adventure #photography #miniatures #toyphotography #visualart #photoart

Venom says it’s sleepy time

Loop me in on celebrity tattoos - why are they so goddamn bad? All this money for elaborate, amazing designs, yet you’ll see like a child’s drawing of an arrow on their arm?!?? Like why bother with getting a tattoo at all then? Just slap on some temporary tattoos and mystify your followers.

Blokees Venom is a fun little bloke indeed! Lotta personality in that little shit - damn near impossible to get a good picture of though! Couldn’t even get the Rivals classic shot very well… #toyphotography #blokees #venomsass

Castlevania: Belmont’s curse

Secret Wars Spider-Man doesn’t know which way to go, up or down! #toyphotography #actionfigures #MarvelLegends #SpiderMan #AlienCostume #SecretWars

Washboard Doom lookin kinda silly here - a little worried the movie outfit is gonna look bad… #doomedday #dooliesoflatveria

“What’re you doing!? I asked for a report on OsCorp’s latest science disaster and all you did was eat 4 bystanders and that reporter from CNN, God rest their souls!” #toys #toyphoto #toyphotography

Dottir created a cool Magik fight, I guess Crystal Ball wants her Hellcycle? #gijoe vs #marvellegends

Whoa! Hold the fuck up!! It’s not Friday?!?!

It’s a battle across dimensions, across space and time, and strangest of all, across the very brands of the universe itself!!

"Yup, it's a whopper, all right!" Hot Rod in Magenta/pink, "The Transformers the Movie 1986" colours as part of the 40th anniversary celebrations! Using the Matrix of Leadership as fishing bait for some Sharkticons! I included some older pictures of red Studio Series 86 Hot Rod,

“Well I hope you’re proud of yourself, young man! Do you know how hard your Destro works everyday building weapons and vehicles to then turn around and do this?!” “And do you know how many disguises your Baroness had to wear just this week alone?! We are very disappointed!” #gijoe #toyphotography

Dottir set up the GIJoe Deathtrap, er I mean Havoc, as their camping RV (and took her own pictures)

Hey Cover Girl's a Spider-Man fan! I chose my Joe lady well.

This is why I’ve been looking for small head mounts. Both of these are BAF parts I’m not interested in pursuing, so instead of throwing them in a box I’m mounting them as miniature taxidermy. #toyphotography #actionfigures #taxidermy

To say the Drednok chain of command is “unusual” would be the understatement of the year…

NEW MODULAR COMPONENTS! @breakersensation.bsky.social joins @simeonscott.bsky.social, @snowcone83.bsky.social, @bustercorp.bsky.social & @boingorider.bsky.social to talk Toy Collecting, Dropout TV & Problematic G.I. Joes! youtu.be/ba4MwKRYP2E?...

There’s always a bigger kid on the playground, especially when that playground is on Cybertron where sizes are all over the place!

Rawr

GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT! @breakersensation.bsky.social will be joining us tonight for Modular Components, if you have any questions or topics you want us to discuss with them, let us know!

just some Hot Rod stuff

I had to.

Odie makes the most ridiculously unusable bongs