Daughter wanted to show off Order’s super jump

En guarde!

The Twins!

Okay more Xmen because dammit I’m on vacation! And these figures are so good!

Star Wars today! The Vintage Collection figures are so good now! Han looks great!

More Xmen antics!

“Then what happened, gramps?”

Xmen Time!!! It’s Morph! …and naggy ol Gyrich!

Kiddo’s photo shoot

Daughter discovered the fun of head-swapping!

Still doing this shit as an adult, and it’s still stupidly fun and kinda cool

Run, you beautiful ding-dong, run!!!

I was my daughter’s age when I first discovered Optimus Prime. Now, on my much-older-th birthday, she made me a special (coloring book) Optimus Prime birthday card!

Simply smashing!

He just wants to DANCE!!!

Ghost Rider pit crew

“What does Aunt Beru know…this Haslab Black Series Y-Wing was totally worth 300 credits! It’s amazing and only going to shoot up in value!”

#coke #profx #hashtag #coolkids #xavier #xmen #whythefucknot

just one smart decepticon ally, that’s all she’s asking for…

Scourge’s grandpa

Boybandar in a pensive report

The hunt for this guy was terrible! But Rumble is having a good time fucking around! Worth it?

Gods: Irrelevant

Big O! It’s showtime!!!

Can’t wait for the yellow version!!!

I'm so excited y'all!!

Scale! (jk I don’t care about scale)

Go Speed Racer!

“To me, my Autobots”

Did the Hunger Games happen last night?! What is my timeline right now..?

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And his trusty sidekick, Robotussin!

What seems to be the problem, minibot?

We need a 4th branch of government that can’t be coopted by a political party. Like a citizen representative body selected by lottery and truly determined by population size, or something… Also here’s Bumblebee!