William Hanna, Joseph Barbera, seriously. What the fuck?

See an example of Stockholm Syndrome* in Lyn-Lake on May 16 ad Big O. Possum’s kidnapped son Joey makes his debut with the Midwest Assassins**! * Yes, I know ** Yes, wrestling IS that silly

Bring back the ancient knowledge

I just drove by a sign for a plastic surgeon’s office, Dr. Van Beek. And I dunno about you, but if I were him I would 100% specialize in rhinoplasty.

One fun thing about living near the airport is that sometimes a plane will fly overhead as you’re backing out of the garage at the exact right moment to make you think you just completely scraped the shit out of the side of the car.

Thank you for reminding me I need to make this guy in Classified pretty much solely because he's canonically a former pro wrestler.

I've learned that when an idea pops in my head, it's sometimes more efficient to just draw it than to let it keep needling at me.

Evening crowd repost, TL:DR, yeah, GI Joe’s Dojo probably *was* inspired by Marvel’s Midnight’s Fire.

GI Joe’s Ninja Force Dojo and Marvel’s Midnight’s Fire, are they connected? Maybe? It’s certainly possible. My friend @somnamrover.bsky.social often sends me texts that read “Custom ML (insert character X) figure when?” And a picture of said character. Yesterday, it was this 1/6

GI Joe #155 Giving the series “main” character Snake-Eyes an opportunity to speak via letter, more dialogue than he’d had in the entire series prior, to the son of a former squad mate of his who’s considering enlisting. It’s Hama basically writing as himself, pulling no punches.

I loved this guy in ECW!

Sucks that AI is killing small business logos by the owner’s nephew who “does Photoshop”. Could AI give us a plumbing company mascot that’s both BB-8 *and* a Minion? Yes, with zero charm. Barely altered Looney Tunes and straight up airbrushed recreations of T Rex’ Electric Warrior cover are dying!

@hueybeardwalks.bsky.social !

Well, that’s a bunch of new stuff added to the old custom figure list. . .

A guy posted this on FB as a recent score and now I need a combo hitman/cat burglar type individual for hire looking for recommendations thnx

Wish I’d had more time for pictures over the weekend, but loving these Order of the Crimson Moon figures.

I use private messages on here rarely, we really can’t send pictures thru them? Eesh. Anyway, thanks to @victorperfecto.bsky.social for the suggestion on Gollum for a Gateway custom. I got a ways to go, but it’s a great start.

Ominous.

Crimson! Crimson for the Count! Just got in my super definitely not Red Shadows figures from Fresh Monkey Fiction’s Order of the Crimson Moon line, and I’m well, over the moon with excitement. Been wanting these guys in 1:12, and I’m very glad I didn’t have to make them myself. More pics soon.

Your YouTube recommendations after accidentally watching a Mr Beast video:

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

I would like to be at home. There are cats there, and I don’t have to wear pants.

My attention has been drawn to this delightful image.

This is not wrong.

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

If you wonder why the "Quiet Posters" feed doesn't work for you anymore, it is because the @why.bsky.team subscribed to an anti-anti-ai block list, rendering it useless for over 300 000 users. Good job bsky team!!

Made some kung fu goons. They all use the Jada Fei Long body, a printed head, and soft goods from gpslot on eBay. Just wanted some non ninja martial artists for the good guys to fight.

Goddammit I love @thekylestarks.bsky.social Legit lol at this.

Man, and I thought I knew all the members of wu tang

I get that Nexus Prime leaves a bit to be desired, the lack of his own combiner frame is a bummer. BUT! His bot mode is some great Diaclone/early 80s style robot goodness, and that vehicle mode? Hell, the Enigma even looks like a power up

Dani and I have been watching Kolchak (it’s on archive.org) and the overall theme is mostly that the govt, cops, and corps all are some amount of incompetent and corrupt and the truth can save us, even if it doesn’t necessarily get out. Also, monsters. 1/2

Me: Hey, it’s the weekend, sweet! My Fuckass Brain Chemistry: Hell yeah, time to put the sad in Saturday!

Custom Marvel Legends Ronin. The old Hasbro one hasn’t aged well, and while the movie design is fine, I like the comic look more. This is the original Ronin bits adapted to a black costume Spidey body with heads from the MCU Ronin modified, one with a 3D printed mask.

For the Monday afternoon crowd:

Goddamn weather anxiety man, hate this shit.

Wrapped up this Marvel Legends Orson Randall Iron Fist today. He’s mostly Classified Grunt with hands from the Classified Greenshirt, a printed head and holsters , sash from the Luke and Fist two pack Iron Fist, and a random belt from the bins (came with a few Captain Americas if I recall).

We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.

Luke Skywalker is the hillbilly kid who frequently handles large venomous snakes like it's nbd and doesn't realize how crazy it is until he gets around other people.

Attention! I have just shipped my Pile of Loot, so if you’ve been waiting for Jada Balrog and Honda, Order of the Crimson Moon, or I assume several other items, they’ll probably be in stock tomorrow.

I know a lot of folks online get incandescent with rage when Legends or Classified releases a figure that’s not for them. At this point in collecting, I’m just glad to save the cash. There’s plenty more where that came from. Toys, not cash.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

You heard it here first, Hasbro: the people crave DIC Girls! ...wait...

Would I buy DIC versions of Scarlett, Zarana, Baroness, and Lady Jaye in Classified? Yeah. Probably.

not really a model kit guy, but...

I was laid off, but as a result, I no longer have to work for a vendor for multiple defense contractors, Tesla, SpaceX, Meta, Blue Origin, many many more. I was never crucial to anything that came thru, but it’s nice not being a part of it *at all*.

Something lovely on a day that needs it

Really weird to just be going about my day, amongst everyone else just going about theirs. But to quote Astro City, and Kurt Busiek, “If the world doesn’t end, the kids still have school tomorrow.”