Marriage is wild, because sure there's the love and companionship aspect of it, but also your chances of waking up next to a dead body have drastically gone up.

i’ll be dipping after this match to get some pussy (i’m getting bottom surgery) so if u can make it to vegas, pls come watch me go sicko mode one last time.

hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross. so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross. fuck you Bluesky.

Tony Stark returned from death before my dad returned back from the store to buy milk and cigarettes. Ain't that about a bitch.

If you're not American and are like, wait the US bombed its own citizens in a major US city? Yes. And then some researchers thought it was a good idea to secure the remains of two of the children killed and show them off in class for funsies en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

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I wonder if lawyers ever say, "This igation is lit."

After the murder that happened in Minnesota today, I know we want to act with our emotions, but we need to be rational about our response to ICE agents. If you find out your neighbor works for ICE, all I ask is that you check your homeowners insurance before throwing a molotov through their window.

It's one thing to process this tragedy seeing a mother murdered in front of her wife. It's another to see our government blatantly lie and smear her. I'm filled with so much rage seeing these people be so openly evil. They are absolute monsters.

Pro wrestling is the best and everyone should go see it live. Being in the crowd will always be better than watching from your couch.

ACAB doesn't usually include camp counselors, but when it's Camp Counselor Coleman, it ALWAYS does. #wrestlesky @sosprowrestling.bsky.social

The Team Vision Dojo log book is the pro wrestling version of the Epstein List.

F×××ing stylin'

Oreo has completely embraced the phrase, "Dead Asleep." I'm convinced his old ass believes, "You can't get put to sleep, if you always stay asleep."

Truly the most reckless thing I've done since the last reckless thing I'd done. #wrestlesky 📸: @sosprowrestling.bsky.social

I started screaming when I trim my fingernails so my cat sees how stupid he looks when he does it.

Watched the Charles Bronson movie "Hard Times" last night (shout out to Tubi), and man, modern cinema really could return to pumping out simple action movies about two guys just punching the f××× out of each other for reasons explained in the film, I'd be Gucci with that.

The chalkboard graffiti in the @theredhot.bsky.social stays undefeated.

Another excellent tryout at the Grit City Wrestling School here in Tacoma. I'm excited to see the next crop of PNW talent take their first steps towards becoming professional wrestlers.

The rest of the world needs to stop being so hypercritical of the United States' issues with violence because I just crunched the numbers and in this year alone, there have been zero school shootings.

Fine. Who is on your Hollywood Walk of Fame of pro wrestling?

One day into 2026 and a new JD Vance nickname has already dropped.

Everytime a rapper has said, "If you know what I mean", I've know what they've meant.

My ONLY goal for 2026 is to eat an entire 5lbs bucket of Red Vines in one sitting.

My face when I see other vegans ignoring Brigitte Bardot's racism and homophobia because she advocated for animals in zoos. 📸: That_Guy_Murphy

Always a pleasure doing commentary at @defynw.bsky.social with Rich Bocchini. Getting paid to not take bumps or shut up about wrestling is the dream job.

The 90's Pokémon video games are an anomaly. Literally the worst sprite art you've ever seen, paired with hellish beeps and squeals, and to fully complete it, you need a friend with a NEARLY identical copy of the same game.

Today is also our 3 year anniversary of adopting Oreo after fostering him. After 10 months of him living with us, I looked at him sleeping on my lap, looked at my wife and said, "He's ours now, isn't he?"

Merry Christmas from the HD's

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!

Ok, so maybe I didn't win with this combination, but I think this moment from @defynw.bsky.social should get me a shot at ELP's NJPW Television Championship. #wrestlesky

Gonna start a Patreon that just gives you access to my old Twitter drafts.

Went to POW Pro Wrestling to kick Matt Brannigan's ass, and instead just kicked Matt Brannigan in the face. #wrestlesky

Nicki Minaj is proof that there's no 1-800 helpline for people trying to commit career suicide.

After everything that's transpired this year, I think even the most staunch Trump supporters have to agree that he is not "Living Más."

The library has been a great way to enjoy Marvel graphic novels without directly paying Disney a fucking dime.

Top Rope Spanish Fly from the top rope to the stage at @sosprowrestling.bsky.social in Tacoma. #wrestlesky 📸: Yung Fuego

Did 94 burpees before wrestling training. Fans need to go back to enjoying slow-ass wrestling again.

Hey guys, a new Rachel Dolezal nickname just dropped.

In an effort not to push gender roles on my 2 year old niece, I'm getting her a Bret Hart figure for Christmas. Because on one hand, he's an action figure, and on the other, he's wearing pink.

Who is on your Mount Rushmore of Indie Wrestling? For me its: Christopher Daniels Reckless Youth Super Dragon Homicide

I eat rice cakes over my cat so he's got a little snack for later when he's grooming himself.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Painted this leather jacket over the summer and I love it more every time I see it. 📸: @arealgoldmouth.bsky.social

Real talk, I miss Pepsi Blue more than I miss some dead relatives.

Y'all can thank @danielwarrenart.bsky.social for this. From now on, when in doubt, Do A Powerbomb. #wrestlesky

Who cares about the PWI when I just got awarded FIFA Pro Wrestler of the Year!

Some days I tell myself, "Remember, it's not ALL white people." Then I see an entire pickleball court of palm colored folks listening to Kanye, and I quickly assure myself to trust my instincts.

Just a man and his thoughts about being the sh×t out of Rook Kelly this Friday in Tacoma at @sosprowrestling.bsky.social! #wrestlesky

Big Kahuna 🌺🤙🔥 Replay now up on @iwtvlive.bsky.social @ethanhd.bsky.social