As a Teriyaki connoisseur, I can tell you the reason Tacoma's No. 1 Fried Rice and Sushi is closed on Sunday is because God can't be in two places at once.

June is Pride month, and as someone's who's been to several gay clubs and bars I can tell you, it is the EXACT OPPOSITE of No Nut November.

Adulthood is buying a baby gate so the cat can't walk in on me while I'm toe-curling in the living room.

@sosprowrestling.bsky.social returned to the Old Stove Ship Canal in Seattle, and I dusted off the shooting star press. Tell the dirt sheets to post that! #wrestlesky 📹: @sofieballgame.bsky.social

I dunno how many newer wrestles are on here or follow me, but please know it’s okay to grind and take your time mastering your basics. You don’t have to be TV or main event ready by your first match!! Train, study, be your own worst critic; it’ll click if you put the work in.

The Kristi Noem Clash

What are you waiting for, huh? What are you waiting foooooooorrrr!! I Know What You Did Last Summer 🪝 As we all know June 12th is the unofficial first day of Summer on the Island and SOS is coming in hot: 🔥 Championships on the line 🔥 New debuts scheduled 🔥 @darksheik.bsky.social returns

The much much MUCH anticipated 🆘 return of @darksheik.bsky.social ! Taking on the ever dangerous Skylar Fri.6.12 // Tacoma

There's no rule that says a dog can't commit attempted manslaughter.

This week! Wednesday - @allelitewrestling.com returns to Philly! Catch the fall out from #AEWDoN in a LIVE 3 hour special 🎟️ AEWTIX.com Saturday - @sosprowrestling.bsky.social kicks off the Seattle Summer E❌❌cursions, and I'm producing! Come say hi and watch awesome wrestling 🎟️ sosprowrestling.com

Before we shut it down forever, someone should use AI to convince Netanyahu that Walter Reed is actually a Palestinian children's hospital.

FELLOW WRESTLERS: Stop burying the people you hate on social media. That's what the long car rides to the show are for.

Ain't no way a data center is flammable. You can't convince me one of those things can burn down. I would need to see multiple instances with hard evidence before I'd even begin to believe it's possible.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I will forever roll my eyes at wrestlers who say they "will die for this business." Because at most, I'm willing to be sore for the next couple of days for this business

Bless Mick Foley for being the last old white dude who can scream "Bang, Bang" at someone and not be placed on a watchlist.

If you don't think kids deserve free breakfast and lunch at school. I think you should have your name and face on a publicly available list with an explanation of why you feel that way.

Sometimes the game plan is to just keep hitting them until they fall down. #wrestlesky

I've lost two "Loser Leaves Town" matches and promptly returned to wrestle in both those towns. The cops didn't do shit.

The Bible doesn't mention Jesus tipping at The Last Supper, and that's probably the reason restaurants add gratuity for large parties.

One thing conservatives and I have in common is that everything we hate is AI.

There's nothing wrong with being an adult virgin. Some folks are late bloomers, prefer emotional intimacy over physical intimacy, or haven't found someone they feel comfortable with. That said, arguing about wrestling TV ratings is the weirdest way to announce it to the world.

Non-Euclidean Geomety sounds more like an Aesop Rock lyric, than an actual type of mathematics.

If I were on death row, I don't know what I'd choose as a last meal, but I do know that I'd make sure it gives me diarrhea.

I'll always believe that the real reason Chikara failed was because Mike Quackenbush ignored my pitch to have myself, EC3, and Ethan Page team up as "3THAN."

Try as hard as you'd like, but I'll always find a way to kick your head clean off your body. #wrestlesky

You would think all these Trump supporters taking selfies with him would have learned from Donald that posing for photos with a well-documented pedophile is only going to come back to bite you later.

Imagine seeing employees picketing their job because of unfair treatment, and walking past them to shop because you need your shitty Starbucks or overpriced REI jacket. Class traitors deserve the gulag.

First time wrestling in a five-sided ring. Shout out to 5CC Wrestling in Bellingham, WA for letting me step into the Pentagonal Circle. #wrestlesky

Biblically accurate angel food cake.

we’re a trans/nonbinary centered pro wrestling company based off a secret underground punk venue in Los Angeles this is T4T Wrestling!

Got tired of standing behind the merch table, so I had to improvise. #wrestlesky

Slipped on the ropes during my entrance. Is this what the kids call "aura farming?"

Only Turning Point USA could spin a trans woman getting murdered on campus into why it's not safe to have a Terf as a guest at their shitty little meeting on the UW Campus.

The biggest piece of disinformation Donald Trump has spread, is how hard it is to get past secret service.

When you can't decide between a dive and an elbow strike, so you do both. #wrestlesky

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

Sleep masks are great for folks who want to block out excess light while they sleep, but theres also an untapped secondary market of guys who use Face ID to unlock their phone, but also like to cheat.

Sure we live in a surveillance state, but on the upside, I've never felt more seen in my entire life.

I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes while plotting when the best time to hit a Death Valley Driver is. #wrestlesky

we’re running an all trans/nonbinary pro wrestling school in los angeles and it’s been fun as hell :)

"Simultaneously in survival mode, and lookin' like a hundred violations of the fire code." #wrestlesky

Let's end the debate now. The Goofy Movie confirms that Goofy is black, and before you ask, he would pronounce it "nore-ga."

Big mistake that neither Wicked movie features a cameo from A$AP Rocky saying, "I love Bad Witches that's my fuckin' problem."

Let this be a lesson to never invite ETHAN HD to your birthday party. #wrestlesky

It's Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday, so you KNOW there's some white folks doing an accent they definitely should be using.

Always shocked when people complain about Temu or Shein having bad customer service. Like, who would've thought the companies using sweatshop labor to make low quality stuff would have a middle finger for a help desk?

WWE letting the New Day go confirms TKO really doesn't like dark characters.

HAPPY FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!!! We are celebrating with five (5!!!) FREE comics for everyone, plus our biggest sale EVER!!! Take 35% off EVERYTHING in the shop (excluding any items behind the counter, new this week, on hold, preorder, or TCG).

About 40 different labor unions and community organizations will march from the Theater Plaza downtown to the Northwest ICE Processing Center.