When I start my villainous era, I'm changing my name to ETHAN A.I.

ATTN: Richland, Washington The Amerikan Gunz are pulling up to Reactivate Pro Wrestling on Sunday, Nov. 23rd to crack open an IPA and leave with the tag team championships. Join us, won't you?

Apparently the apron is also the hardest part of the ring to hit.

Got to see fellow Bluesky resident @kevinnewburn.bsky.social at the Grit City Comic Show yesterday, and scoop up some rad stickers and a zine!

Hoyt was best known as the owner of Mattice Beauty Supply in Central Tacoma and for the work she did to encourage civic engagement.

I've been rewatching VR Troopers, and I'll be damned if Karl Ziktor isn't just doing a Vince McMahon impression.

The Amerikan Gunz are out here hitting the Doomsday Device to the outside like it's ain't reckless as all hell. #wrestlesky

Oreo passed out drunk in the bathroom again. #catsky

The real reason they call it the White House is because no one takes their shoes off when they enter.

I know what to get @rob-sheridan.com for Christmas.

I miss when ROH had shows called, "Honor by Honor for Honor of Honor: Night One, Stage Two."

I love that this children's kitchen play set comes with a microwave for the kid that's too busy to pretend to cook a full meal.

11 entrants announced 📣 Our biggest match of the year is filling up! Who’s gonna take home the Golden Wilson 🏐? Next Friday // 8pm PT // Tacoma // @smartmarkvideo.bsky.social

Crazy to hear the DEFYance chanting "ALL CAPS" when I'm in the ring with someone like ELP. #wrestlesky

Kids today won't understand that we used to have a restaurant called Planet Hollywood where you could eat dinner while a giant silicone model of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator stood right behind you, and if you told the waiter it was your birthday, they'd let you take a picture fucking it.

Whoever did Zohran Mamdani's Instagram reels deserves a daytime Emmy.

Let Oreo outside to catch a little autumn breeze. In the low light, he doesn't even look 18 years old. #catsky

Sandwiches aren't weapons, so make sure you put a brick between two slices of bread before hucking it through the window of an ICE agent's van.

This match spawned a text message from my mother saying, "Why did you hit that girl?"

Had I known what weightlifting would do to my mental health, I would have changed my wrestling name to, Jesse "The Body" Dysmorphia.

So proud of the students of the Grit City Wrestling School out here in Tacoma, and I couldn't be luckier to be their coach.

A big sign that that SNL is changing with the times is the fact that Zohran Mamdani wasn't played by Aziz Ansari or Jimmy Fallon in brown face.

The Amerikan Gunz are rocking the Roseland Theater, AND Los Suavicitos. #wrestlesky 📸: @wrestleprestige.bsky.social

Very telling that Andrew Cuomo needs AI to have video of Zohran Mamdani saying incriminating things, whereas Mamdani just has to share a video from their most recent debate.

“As a small business owner, I don’t have a lot but as always what I do have, I’ll share,” said the owner of a local cafe. Some are also hosting food drives.

🙀 Nyla Rose is making her ISLAND DEBUT 🙌 OH YEA The Native Beast @nylarosebeast.bsky.social is coming to Bumbermania: Big Kahuna 🌺 📅 Saturday, December 6th 🏝️ Cannonball Arts, Seattle

I'm convinced that the rodeo is only popular because it's the only sport where you might see a clown die.

A bunk bed is *technically* a conjoined twin bed.

As of today, I've been a professional wrestler for 20 years. Here's how it started, and how it's going.

Every nickname for British food sounds like the most disgusting way someone could describe sex. *Bangers and Mash *Bubble and Squeak *Toad in the Hole

I love WWE letting the MFT's rock the face paint on TV, but if someone doesn't call them the "Insane Brown Posse" in a promo, then what was it all for?

Why do they call it squirting and not pusspiration?

You can run, but you can't hide from the Amerikan Gunz and the .357. #wrestlesky 📸: @wrestleprestige.bsky.social

"Rich, let me take one of those @vedascott.bsky.social selfies real quick." Good times at DEFY's return to Portland, OR. Hopefully it won't be another 2 years before we return.

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

Going to Denny's when your life is going well is a fucking trip.

Getting older is all about liking The Smiths because they actually good, and not just to impress some girl you met at an indie bookstore.

Even though the most talented musicians, writers, and artists struggle to create something popular and profitable. I'm sure your little program that struggles with how fingers look will be able to do it.

I just want to be wealthy enough that words like "escrow" and "dividends" mean something to me.

While it's disrespectful of Donald Trump to demolish part of the White House. Since it's Donald we know he'll at least uphold the tradition of not paying the laborers who built it.

Jared Leto is just Jake Gyllenhaal's personal Wario.

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

One major fact that a majority of articles on the Male Loneliness Epidemic fail to mention, is that some guys just suck to be around.

First it was Ace Frehley, now Sam Rivers from Limp Bizkit. If there's a death pool for Weezer, I'm going all in on Scott Shriner.

Adam Conover will speak at the protest happening at Tacoma’s Stewart Heights Park.

The Tag Team Turmoil match has big early 2000's X-Division energy.

As a Teenage Bottlerocket fan, the news about Ace Frehley has me feeling a bit conflicted.

When the Amerikan Gunz run out of tables, we'll just smash you through your partner. 📸: @wrestleprestige.bsky.social

Everyone always asks Hoobastank, but never How-bastank.

Real Art Tacoma workshop idea : ETHAN HD teaches how to stage dive.