Ever try and touch a man's foot to the back of his head? I have. #wrestlesky

Had we known how many people from this generation would joke about killing themselves, maybe we wouldn't have been so quick to call the 1930's "The Great Depression."

Turns out the Tacoma Seed Library isn't just my dad.

Farting during a deadlift is considered an assisted rep.

In the 9th grade I knew a boy who described a girl as having "mondo titters" and if DraftKings let me bet on if he's still a virgin, I'd cash in my 401k to place my bet.

In reaction to Jey Uso attacking Cam'ron during his podcast, I'll be dropkicking Julez Santana in the back while he's in line at Einstein Bros. Bagels.

Turns out a pedometer tracks steps, and not how many times Donald Trump shows up in the Epstein files.

Here at 25.3 KAPS the hits just keep keep on coming. #wrestlesky

How long does someone have to be dead before I can call myself a "historian" for stealing their stuff and keeping it?

Trained with Jerry Lynn at the Grit City Wrestling school in Seattle. I will now cradle piledrive everyone I wrestle. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

...and just like that, Overdosing will now be referred to as Opioidmaxxing.

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Of course Vince McMahon isn't in the Epstein files. He was busy running the XFL of sex trafficking rings.

If you told me a witch placed a curse on Dave Matthews where he can't touch his tongue to his teeth while singing. I wouldn't even question it.

White people singing the blues will always funny to me. What do you have to be sad about Connor? Did Costco not have Kirkland Signature khakis in your size?

The Duggar's are proof that the family that preys together, stays together.

As much money as Coachella is charging this year, they better bring 2Pac back from the dead for real.

Another jacket in progress. Looks like it's gonna cause a RIOT. #ALLCAPS

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Not to say stereotypes are real, but Israel hasn't tipped America once when buying weapons to commit genocide.

If there was a member of the X-Men whose mutant ability was just being immune to getting diarrhea, I would consider them an Omega Level Mutant.

Crazy that a woman and her husband looked down at their newborn child, and named him Andre the Giant. How did they know he'd end up being so tall?

After I beat Cole Rivera for the DOA Pure Wrestling Championship in Portland, OR. I'm celebrating at Rudy's with the biggest vegan pizza you've ever seen.

No matter how much I loved Track & Field, I would stop at six events, just to avoid being called a Heptathlete.

What the actual fuck.

I'm just getting ahead of the controversy. If I ever get picked for jury duty, and you're white, I'm screaming guilty before I hear the opening statements.

ATTN: Wrestling Promoters. Put the title on me and I'll flood your feed with adorable photos of my geriatric cat sleeping on the belt. Hurry up though, since he's 19 and who knows how long this offer will be available.

Everywhere you turn, we'll try and murder you. That's the Amerikan Gunz promise. #wrestlesky

When Laura Kightlinger dated Jack Black, it made me wonder if an attractive woman will hookup with a guy just because he's funny. When she broke up with him in 2005, it confirmed it.

I once described a wrestler as, "His gimmick is he's the last man alive who thinks Godsmack is still cool." and to this day I've never described anyone more accurately.

Trans creators! Pitch your comics below 👇👇👇 I wanna boost them!! #TDOV

Today I learned Jason Aldean has a bar in Las Vegas, and I can't think of a worse place to order a round of shots.

Trying to superplex Kevin Owens is this generations version of trying to powerbomb Billy Kidman.

Huge anti-Trump NO KINGS protest in Seattle ❤

Just watched Iran's state sponsored media AI diss track against Donald Trump and the U.S. and my first thought was, "They could've just asked Lupe Fiasco to do this."

Had a great time at the Destiny City Comics book club last night discussing @keezyyoung.bsky.social's graphic novel, "Hello, Sunshine". I don't think I've ever seen mental illness depicted so accurately, and with as much care and empathy in any form of media before. Plus, a great read overall.

The only time I duck an opponent is to line up a counter strike. #wrestlesky

The Amerikan Gunz know sometimes you gotta give 'em an Upper Decker. #wrestlesky

It's midnight and I'm sitting on the couch with my unconscious cat, and finishing the graphic novel for my book club. All while my wife sleeps in the next room. I know the world is on fire right now, but in this little moment the flames feel a million miles away.

"Ladies is pimps too." - Jay-Z (Upon meeting Ghislaine Maxwell)

Finally watching the game show "99 To Beat" now that I know it's not a dating show for Chris Brown.

Pretty bullshit you've gotta cremate a body before you can spread it all over a hiking trail.

Anyone here got the vintage Seth Rollins shirt with the Epstein Files printed on it?

I remember when all the child m*lestion accusations about Michael Jackson came out and no one dared play his music for over a decade. Jay-Z gets named in the Epstein list, explicitly committing an act of S.A., and some of you goofs are still using his music in IG Reels. Make it make sense.

This Friday in Tacoma, ya boy is squaring up against Brian Cook for the first time ever at @sosprowrestling.bsky.social. This is my first match at SOS this year, and I'm starting off with a win in ALL CAPS!

If DC Comics every brings Plastic Man to the big screen. Please cast Demi Adejuyigbe! @electrolemon.bsky.social

No good dude goes unpunished.

After 10 hours of work, I finished painting a new ring jacket. Full of fun Easter Eggs and homages to things/people who matter to me.

Anyone got any Flex Seal?

My wife mocks me for calling my genitals "Kool and the Gang", but what does she WANT me to name them? Mumford and Sons?