OK, we really need to find some kind of reasonable middle ground between prudishly shaming consenting adults and letting these tawdry, messy elites fuck each other until they’re all successful.

In razzing Nuzzi with his nuzzling buzz, Lizza wouldn’t be muzzled. It’s puzzling that their sizzle fizzled but Nizzi was dazzled by the old buzzard. She found him snazzy, said huzzah, all that jazz. Lizza felt scuzzy, ate pizza on the mezzanine.

Farewell to boredom and political rage, hello to RAINBOW PEGASUS UNICORN. Specifically, Swiftwind, specifically, RNG Vault 724/775, from just this past Sept 28, specifically, riffing on the 80’s Clash of the Titans because specifically, I’m old as shit. #toyphotography #actionfigures

I pretend to myself I’m still incapable of being shocked, but “President jabs at reporter and calls her ‘piggy” when she asks about whether there’s (more) evidence he’s a child rapist; press and nation yawn” is still hella infuriating.

I’d do the same”post an action figure to fight off boredom” game except I ;literally do that twice a day and very much for that specific reason.

The four or so hours between “when the blood is drawn” and “when the results are available online” is basically The Purge.

GOT: Marrow and Juggernaut! Marrow was a post release grab - when she came out I wasn’t doing MvC2 as a sub-collection. She’s fine. Juggernaut is a weird mix of improvements and disappointments. Was hoping for more bend in the elbows/knees and a removable helmet. #toyphotography’ #actionfigures

I’ve worked remote for about half a decade now, but I still keep a stash of t-shirts without nerd shit on them specifically so I can avoid a conversation with a medical/dental/other professional about the nerd shit on my shirt.

Ah, Super7 Ultimates. The line of last resort. For every thing I like about them there’s between 3/4 and 1 1/4 things I don’t like depending on the figure. RNG Vault 262/775, from 12/30/23, iMumm-Ra. He has a plastic AND a soft goods cape, in the most Super7 way. #toyphotography #actionfigures

I don’t have a Masterverse Havoc Throne because I can’t use it with any of my MOTU figures on account of they can’t sit. I -DID- just have an idea for how I could use one for a single pic but NO. Bad brain. That’s not justification.

GOT: Newbacca! I don’t know what sorcery the Black Series team is pulling with these new deep-range single elbows and knees but I encourage them to continue. The engineering is so much better than the old one it’s startling. Some comparisons in the replies. #toyphotography #actionfigures

Toni saying Mina “brings color to a world that’s in black and white” is a banger of a line. #AEWCollision

Dice are fixated on Power Rangers right now, I guess. To be fair, most of 2022-23 was spent building out my Lightning Collection. This is one of a handful of post-Turbo characters I have: Dino Thunder Black, wielding his staff like he do. Pic 163/772, June 10, 2023. #toyphotography #actionfigures

If you’re expecting a Warbow, be careful. His crossbow plastic is hella softer than his hand plastic and the grip came off where it was glued to the crossbow body trying to get it in his hand. Fixes underway but the plastic was weird soft for a Hasbro weapon.

GOT: Shuma-Gorath! There’s nothing like it in the world of modern action figures. It’s good and very posable and also it’s surprisingly frustrating to get it where you want and have it stand that way. The pic is not meant to be pervy, at least on a conscious level. #toyphotography #actionfigures

How many motherfuckers am I gonna have to block in the next month for people “we need all the allies we can get”=ing for Marjorie Taylor Greene? Over/under is a dozen.

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RNG Vault! Where I create elaborate sequences over the years and you get to see bits of them in the wrong order! This is our “Power Ranger” monster at normal size, getting sploded by the Power Cannon, a couple picks before the pic below. Pic 84/772, Feb 12 2023 #toyphotography #actionfigures

Between the K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls (October 2026) and the Mythic Legions Fishboys (Sometime 2027) my spending habits have a stronger hope for the future than my brain does.

Man, I hope Four Horsemen has a more reasonable Sir Valgard 2 on the horizon. I don’t need to drop an extra thirty bucks for the option to turn him into a generic tallboy.

That opening paragraph on the NYT story is the grossest thing I’ve read all day and I started the day with “Trump giving Bill Clinton head.”

FIG PIC: “Broodo” I love Budo. He’s a great toy. Just don’t ask me to take him seriously with these two heads.. Budo made you a mixtape but over half of it is Creed. I’m also counting this as #JoeVember2025 Day 9, Strike A Pose, and I’m getting the tag right today. #toyphotography #actionfigures

Fuck yeah Cartoon Collectioon King Randor. Now do Queen Marlena and The Sorceress, you cowards.

For the record, if Minnesota’s What Fucking Coat Should I Wear season stretches into December this year I’m gonna lose my goddamned mind.

In lighter news, it looks like the VERY recently solicited new Yolopark AMK Transformers are gonna ship before the Not Recently At All solicited Nacelle Trek Wave 1.

If any of you work for FedEx, I would like to offer up this bit of pseudocode that you can apply to your website for free. IF “delivery-date” = currentdate AND “delivery-status” != “Out For Delivery” THEN “delivery-date” = “delivery-date” + 1. You’re welcome.

If the implication from the Epstien e-mail that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick is true, I don’t ever want to hear anyone arguing that Dems are good at politics again. Because you know if it’d been the other way around it woulda been Trump’s 1st answer to the 1st question of the 1st 2016 debate.

Hope you like this one I posted like five days ago because Dice By 42 says you get to see it again! Boss Fight’s Grim Specter, doing a final visitation on a foul, lying warmonger who’s clearly a strong proponent of the Unitary Executive theory. RNG Vault 763/771, finished 11/7/25/

This makes me very much want that Battle Damaged Spidey but the $12-19 surcharge depending on where you go… Maybe there’ll be a retro card release and I’ll finally have a Renew Your Vows body on a Spidey, heh. (I have them on Deadpool and Daredevil).

GOT: Budo! Gonna keep doing #Joevember on pics I needed to do anyway and jump ahead to Day 23: “Ninja Vs.”… cultural appropriation. Whatever, KYLE. I did as much research as I could manage to ensure this was a reasonably valid joke because I care, dammit. #toyphotography #actionfigures

Is there any dystopian SF predicated on things being ruined exclusively by mid, venal, shitweasel perverts? Maybe V for Vendetta? It’s been a while so I don’t remember specifics.

As a child, I was promised than in the future my life and livelihood would be threatened by EVIL GENIUSES. Well it’s the future, my shit is definitely threatened by evil, but SOMETHING IS MISSING.

The women’s #BloodAndGuts match featured fourteen unique, distinct characters, a huge amount of diversity, and a bunch of different outfits. The 11 men had a lot of black tights and trunks and eight to nine “technical/brawler” types. So yeah I know which one hit my sensibilities.

OK. Roderick Strong has always had my respect but he’s the apotheosis of the kind of wrestler whose gimmick is that he wrestles and I like my stuff on the crazier side. But if in the next week he pulls off his Paragon shirt to reveal a Conglomeration shirt underneath I’ll mark out SO hard.

That mirror spot was insane. I mean, it was all insane but the mirror spot looked SPECTACULAR. #AEWDynamite

Hey, the dice p0icked an #AEW pic from the RNG Vault in honor of Blood and Guts? #45/771 is the one of the gotchapic for Adam Cole and Penelope Ford. I needed two hey’re diehard members of the Jazwares Rubber Jacket Club and I wanted to show their arms moving. #toyphotography #actionfigures

Guess it’s time to find out again if our society is at all capable of recognizing undeniable truth! Wheeeeeee!

Alien: Earth has been renewed for Season 2, which means that sometime in 2027 I’ll get to once again wonder if it’s a show’s fault or mine that I’m not enjoying it more.

GOT: Mercedes Mone! Solid 7.5 on the Jazwares Effort Scale due to the sculpt, the glasses, the CEO hair tampo, and the knuckle dusters. Some graps hands woulda been nice tho. Pic’s a bit of a toss off. Luke has letter knucks too and there’s always room for a turkey. #toyphotography #actionfigures

Welp, K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls preorder secured for Partner. Although I have to say, given global stability, a big corporation charging now for a preorder up to 11 months away is a bit audacious.

Honestly a little annoyed this morning. Feed is full of Northern Lights pics and not one of you thought to make them more artistic and dramatic by shooting them in black and white.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I have no reach. 150 followers half of whom don’t give a shit when I post something like this. Someone’s looking for their name being said here…

She made her monsters grow. That’s kind of her whole thing. RNG Vault #967/770 is a pivotal moment from the lengthy series of pics I did in 2023 (Feb 19 for this one) making an entire Power Rangers episode where the team ultimately fights Beef Boss and Mancakes. #toyphotography #actionfigures

I have no idea of the scale or articulation on Bandai Chogokin so it’s a good thing this is utterly prohibitively expensive!

I just learned that Krispy Kreme is returning to the Twin Cities, which caused me to learn that they left the Twin Cities 17 years ago, which led me to learn that their initial debut here (and related madness I distinctly remember) was 23 years ago so I’m just gonna sit here and be dust for a bit.

Oh hey I’m trapped under a cat so I did some poking around. Hasbro, 1999-2000, mostly the “DC Superheroes” but Martian Manhunter and Blue Supes had “JLA” packaging and Joker and Batman Beyond were individual releases.

It’s hilarious to me that Blue MAGA are the absolute most common variety of “block me I block you back” little bastards. I swear half my blocked by list has got to be Newsom stanss and Dems Are Doing The Best They Can types who noticed I blocked them. I wanna feel like I -earned- the block.

Ah, Hasbro Pulse. Four days ago: “Your Warbow will ship soon!” Two days ago: Card charged for the amount of one Marvel Legend. Today: “Your Iceman has shipped!”

GOT: “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal! He was the “it’s this or pay shipping” add to my last Ringside order and I like him more than I thought. So much stuff. A near-perfect rendition of his All In 2018 gear. Well worth the $15 price if you’re ordering other stuff too. #toyphotography #actionfigures

It’s #VintageToyTuesday , so more dolls! These are not Mego or Mego reissues - they’re Famous Covers style DC figs that came out around the same time. I think I bought a lot of them in the WB Store. I should know more and/or research more but… I don’t and haven’t. Heh.