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The only one who can defeat Suzanne Vega is Suzanne Guile.

Oh no, the local used music store has one of my "hall pass" synths* for sale. *Roland JP-8000, I would always futz with one when I haunted music stores in my late teens/early twenties.

The Libeling of Robert Ford by The James Gang.

Just saw a headline that the Brewers might be interested in Aroldis Chapman and F- that.

It must be hard to fill out job applications if you are part of a hive mind.

In a Shadowdark campaign, my halfling thief started at level 1 with one hit point. Through luck and cowardice (mostly cowardice) he has managed to survive to level four where he now has 14 hp, but due to how I played him at level one he usually hangs in the back hitting baddies with his crossbow.

The first place I remember offering unique soda combinations on tap was the Antigo movie theater. Congrats on being forty years ahead of the curve on that one, Antigo movie theater.

Looks like I'm feeling the call to assemble another guitar from the random parts I have around the house. It's going to be a telecaster-style body with filtertron pickups.

Story pitch: The real reason Milwaukee built the deep tunnel? To imprison a cryptid.

Somehow my wife graduated high school in 1998 without Green Days "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" being involved in the process at all.

I bought a Yamaha Finger Drum device and with a few additions it could be one of the coolest pieces of gear.

Book subjects I'm a sucker for: Polar exploration, mysteries in medieval Britain, sea exploration, birds, cannibalism, and anything thing that combines these.

The band name Wisconsin Space Program is so good I would get a t shirt even if I didn't like their stuff.

The Heat? Ugh.

Driving down Farwell two nights in a row for work and both times someone is driving the wrong way.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

There's only ONE basic movie plot. "How do I get away from these dinosaurs?" The dinosaurs may be debt or feelings or Robert Mitchum. But it's all the same thing.

Bands should also experiment with names that add on to other names. Would I go so At the Other Drive In (The Cheaper One Across Town)? Perhaps, if I wasn't busy that night and liked one of the other groups playing.

Bands should also experiment with adding parenthetical expressions to their names (complimentary).

We all talk about potential band names, but we should also talk about potential bad band names.

Chorizord... Someone had to do it before, right?

Milwaukee thoughts 1: The intersection of Center, Fond du Lac and 27th should be changed into a roundabout. It'll still be chaotic, but in a more interesting way.

Sadly my dreams of having a character in an introspective indie film deal with some shocking news by sitting in the Silurian Reef exhibit will never be fulfilled.

Sometimes I worry that pop culture references can make something feel dated quickly, but then I remember that Shakespeare is chock full of 'em.

I was looking for a certain version of "16 Tons" and came across Tennessee Earnie Ford's 'dance remix' www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ar...

I should open a store that specializes in selling music equipment, bullhorns, contact mics, sandpaper and whatever else noise acts need. Each order will ship with a single unwrapped Necco wafer. Our reps will only communicate with you using relevant passages of Wittgenstein.

I enjoy filling customer loyalty cards, but hate redeeming them.

Battle Beasts, at least the combat rules would be easy to write.

Sure everyone says "The Irishman" is about how brutal life in the mafia is, and how lonely it can be, but it could also be read as Scorcese realizing there are a few mob guys he hadn't covered yet, and putting their stories out there.

The new GI Joe Classified Deep Six, where once you get tired of displaying him as diver, you can switch his head out and turn him into a corpse. www.reddit.com/r/GIJOEClass...

Trying to decide how badly I want to see the minutes that are missing from HBO's version of "Stalker" (1979)

I don't usually use filters on my pictures, so I think the compression ended up making this pic of the bottom of the 16th Street Viaduct look like a painting.

I need an excuse to save up and one day buy an Eastwood Bass.

In the Outer Hebrides, where there are hardly any trees they used whalebone for roof struts. Often, if you moved house, you took the roof struts with you. #Whales #WhaleBones

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

The new Doctor is Welsh.

If you remade "Fight Club" with Jack being somewhat happy with his routine, it could work as an example of AuDHD.

Tag yourself.

oooh new subject for a podcast episode.

Only two degrees warmer and then we can all take pictures of the Allen Bradley Thermometer for @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social

Feel like seeing The Mountain Goats at Summerfest would be weird, but it is tempting.

If I had money, I'd invest in a warehouse in MKE for studio spaces. Heck, I would chip in on someone else's practice space if they'd let me use it once a week to play loud. (Can't play loudly at home, makes my kids/pets sad)

Picked up the "Hellwhalers" TTRPG book today, which looks like it would let someone run a Moby Dick-inspired game. The artwork is awesome.

Descartes A Kant at X-Ray Arcade

yes officer, this is the meme that hurt me

Only 3 and a half hours left in my sixteen hour shift.

Just found out a band I'm interested in seeing live is playing as an opener on a show at XRay Arcade on Thursday.

Saw a coyote on 30th and Courtland last night.