I realize Trump fouling up the 250th anniversary of 1776 is a real bummer. But you know 2029 is going to be the 240th anniversary of our current, constitutional form of government. Might be a good year to celebrate that.

I’m not familiar with this System of a Down song

Heteroflexible women who date Episcopalian men expose them to heteroflexible culture and yassification.

A/C uses less electricity than electric heat, incurs far fewer carbon emissions than burning gas in winter, and despite four years of Russian war mongering, most of Europe still can’t be bothered to transition off gas. This is not just an economics thing: it is a cultural thing.

Home heating is more energy intensive. Emma should do without, put on a dang sweater. We're not gonna solve this crisis until she gets in line.

Air conditioning is not a luxury.

russian culture is not even really /diminished/ by people being a bit mad at it whereas jewish culture is literally under constant threat

i think i hate all of you

In my ideal world all het will be made specifically for bisexuals.

I don’t generally consider myself an angry person. Living in Western Europe as an asthmatic makes me reconsider that.

Permanent Daylight Saving Time is population-wide drowsy driving in darkness for months on end. Restore permanent Standard Time for sleep and safety instead!

Why not permanent Standard Time?

Always worth re-reading.

Amaretto Sour. Or Limoncello. Really most things both sweet and lemony (or citrusy in general). My local grocery store’s liquor section stocks Soplica lemon-flavored nalewka, which has not been good for my liver, I can tell you that.

I know it seems like a small issue in the grand scheme of things right now, but this is exactly the opposite of what makes sense. We need permanent Standard Time, not DST 🌅 @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov, please vote NO on this idiotic measure! thehill.com/homenews/nex...

They should make it illegal for James Mercer to make such good songs.

I think we should give everyone asthma. This will definitely improve society with no downsides.

I know these sorts of posts get a block because they’re bots, but I just love imagining a world where the blocker is actually just really offended by the compliment/encouragement.

May is a very pretty month.

I am going to be 90 years old, in a nursing home, having forgotten my own name and this fucking pattern will still trigger in my brain

America is actually the oldest country in this essay I will

Engineers and train crews get to pick their assignments by seniority. And I can guarantee you the jobs that are straight 8-hour days aren't the first ones to get picked...

i support their union striking to no longer work in these conditions hang on i’m being informed their union demands these conditions

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

Voting for me is easy. You can write my name in the write-in box and then fill in the bubbles accordingly. If you need to pull out your phone to look up how to spell my name, that’s completely fine. I hope I can earn a first place ranking on your ballot. Andreaformaine.com

“Look, Quibi is here, and it’s inevitable, so you better get on board.” - some investor in February 2020, probably.

If you work at the New York Post you are an enemy of the people.

Some of the worst political influencers and people who get paid to shill pseudo journalistic political content online got their start smearing women like Amber Heard and Blake Lively and were largely ignored by mainstream media as they built massive audiences off misogyny. Pop culture matters!

Choosing to interpret this as saying the women in house regurgitate drinks into his mouth like a baby bird.

Published in The New England Journal of Medicine. Peer-reviewed. Large sample size. Sound methodology. An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in individuals exposed to SARS-CoV-2. Ensitrelvir blocks the enzyme coronaviruses need to make new copies of themselves.

what i think @hurricanexyz.bsky.social is dead-on in highlighting here is that the VA supreme court ruling was a violation of the VA constitution itself, which quite explicitly notes that the power of the people to reform their constitution is sovereign and inalienable

Our bodies align to the sun. Standard Time aligns better, while Daylight Saving Time is an hour too fast. Ditch DST and Save Standard Time, for less stress and greater health!

And yes, this does mean that Ireland is Eastern Europe and Russia is Western Europe

we knew pretty early on that transmission was greatly reduced outdoors too. this is like getting mad at the left for not continuing to wipe down their packages with lysol

As a former picky child, can I just say that I actually appreciated it when my parents snuck foods I into dishes?

Internet: I just want to see Dems *try*, even if they fail I’ll give them credit for the attempt Dems: *try, fail* Internet: The fact that they failed is actually evidence that the attempt was fake and they never wanted to succeed in the first place

"Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” -- Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Kinda fucked up for Soplica Cytrynówka to be so good

Democrats could promise every single resentful white working class guy in the country his very own rainbow unicorn & it wouldn't matter because those guys *never hear what Dems say*. They get their information about Dems entirely second had, via sources committed to making them hate Dems.

Shorter Cenk: I also do not actually care about the Palestinian people, I am in it for the Jew-hating

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

Standard Time sets clocks approximately to the sun, for objectivity. Daylight Saving Time sets clocks an hour fast, to make everyone start work/school an hour early every morning, in the hope of boosting spending for a few industries (while depriving most people’s sleep).

Permanent Standard Time is naturally best for mental health, physical health, and safety! Enjoy this podcast: 🔊🔗👇

If there was actually a single-sentence trick to winning elections, people would use it, because the people who run for office are usually very ambitious and have invested a lot of time and money into winning.

sorry to bring this back but

Permanent Standard Time is naturally best for sleep, mood, health, safety, and performance. We biologically need morning sunlight and circadian alignment. www.researchsleep.ca/time-change

I understand the Platner campaign’s logic in withdrawing from the 5 scheduled debates, yet this move cuts short important policy discussions and conversations and shortchanges Maine voters, most of whom haven’t fully focused on June’s primary election. I hope he’ll reconsider #MEpolitics

John Roberts Delenda Est