Yesterday my friend @therealmuffy.bsky.social posted a picture of the Costco $1.50 hotdog & soda combo, which generated a lot of discussion. Check out this podcast from a few years ago that explains how Costco is even greater than you may realize 🤓 www.acquired.fm/episodes/cos...

I love my hometown grocery store! 😍🤠

Geography à la Tr*mp 🙄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-g3...

How is it possible for Scott Bessent to go a single day without multiple punches to that face? Do better, people 🧐

It me 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Whatever this was, I just saw another one moving slowly from north to south over the far west side of San Antonio. Anyone else see it? 🤯 www.ksat.com/news/local/2...

Yes, Renee Good's murder has indeed been "reviewed by millions of Americans"—THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT 🤯 Prosecute Jonathan Ross, Greg Bovino and Kristi Noem immediately. And dismantle ICE! 🧐

Richly deserved 😎

Dismantle ICE. Prosecute those who assaulted and murdered people. And vote against any budget that keeps these fascists in business @democrats.org @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social

I was stationed in Europe for 7 years, often working closely with my NATO counterparts. Those were some of the most rewarding moments in my Air Force career. I find all of this so incredibly offensive 🤬

I've really been enjoying Isaac Brown's YouTube channel. Here he is covering my favorite band of all time 🤓 youtu.be/2uB1UBYieI8

Man, I love stuff like this 🤓 youtu.be/FKxDN1CuNrE

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This is exactly the message that every white person needs to take to heart 👊🇺🇸🔥

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What a kidder 😆

Kudos to this guy. More middle-aged white men need to speak out like this 👊🇺🇸🔥

So we know that Tr*mp thinks that "asylum seekers" means people from insane asylums. Maybe his fixation with Minnesota and Greenland comes from the same kind of confusion. After all, both places have a lot of Danish people. Maybe he just wants to eat a danish pastry. Could he just be just hangry? 🤔

В Извеситях нет правды, а в Правде нет известий #IYKYK 🙄

...and then we send in ICE because we know white people prefer *flour* tortillas 🙄

"The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away." – Grand Moff Tarkin Life imitates art 🤬

Fuck ICE and USBP. The entire enforcement apparatus of the DHS needs to be defunded and dismantled immediately. And a whole lot of people need to go to jail—starting with Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino 🧐

I confess I've had some very dark thoughts about this regime 🤔

The true spirit of MAGA 🧐

I agree with all this. Specifically: 1. 13 SCOTUS justices for the 13 Districts 2. 24-year term limits for presidential appointees, congressional reps, senators & judges at all levels 3. Incumbents get one-time waiver to 69 (nice) 4. (💯) 👊🇺🇸🔥

Here's your improv assignment: a 3-year-old child who is convinced he is just the cutest widdle thing ever has just been made Leader of the Free World™ 🙄

This is how you do it. Stand up to these assholes! 🤓

Good year so far for my NYT Spelling Bee 🐝 (Trying to amuse myself with bread & circuses so I don't go completely insane 🫣)

Share far and wide.

This is how a public servant behaves 🫡

Perfect analogy for our feckless opposition party 🙄

I choose to be on the side of Good 👊🇺🇸🔥

Important thread.

This x1000. San Antonio is about to give the Spurs their third new area in 30 years 🧐

Sadly, I think this is exactly right. And ICE has deliberately hired as many of these fragile little men as it could find 🧐

Blow the whistle on ICE! Downloadable resources below 👊🇺🇸🔥 migrawhistle.carrd.co

Women really are the best 🙂

Super cool. I'm taking a cruise to the Dominican Republic next month. I hope Elon isn't testing another one of his toys while I'm in the area 🙄

If only someone had warned us 🧐

The right hates strong women ☹️

Good / Evil

Both of my upcoming cruises are now showing up in the NCL app. Starting to get excited! 🛳️🎸🤘😆

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Something nice for a change: The song "Hair" by the Cowsills came on the radio the other day. This delightfully batshit celebration never fails to make me smile ✌️ youtu.be/Qt_yKPNORLM

Made my first chicken fricassée! 🍗😋

New mnemonic just dropped 😎