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I've started watching Ponies on Peacock. I like it! 🤓 youtu.be/-DlukUWtoCU

“The U.S. military has long had one of the strongest, most effective organizational cultures anywhere in the world. It is not perfect—no human institution is—but it is grounded in trust, standards, discipline, and respect for every member of the team.” 🫡

I was aboard the Norwegian Pearl for this year's Underground Garage Cruise, and I'm just biding my time until I can book a cabin on next year's sailing! 🤘😝

Attention all Mikes! Don't forget to pick up your free Firehouse Sub today. It was funny to hear them call out the orders at my location today: "Mike…Mike…Michael…Mike…Steve" *record scratch* 😂

Real-world Colin Robinson with a spectacularly bad take 🧐

Oh cool. Cool cool cool, cool cool cool 😦

Here's the letter I sent to the Marriott Rivercenter about their plans to host the Turning Point USA summit. Who knows whether it will do any good, but I have to try 🤷‍♂️

Olivia Rodrigo's SNL episode was not that strong overall, but this short film is friggin genius 😂🪲 youtu.be/C56q32NwESY

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I saw an early screening of The Sheep Detectives today. It was surprisingly good: darker, sweeter and more introspective than I would have expected 🤓 youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk

Ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh 😎 www.allaboutbirds.org/news/30-mnem...

The Marriott Rivercenter is hosting the Turning Point USA conference in June. Bexar County Democrats are asking local people to write to the hotel's manager to cancel the event. If you agree that TPUSA does not represent San Antonio's values, click below 🧐 www.mobilize.us/bexardemocra...

This is satire, but just barely. Honestly, fuck the rich 🧐 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

Firehouse Subs (my favorite) is giving a free sandwich next Wednesday to every Mike, Michael, Mikey, Miguel, Michelle, Michele, and Michaela in America! Attn: @translatormonkey.bsky.social 😋 news.firehousesubs.com/posts/fireho...

If you're not watching Adam Conover's YouTube channel, you should 🤓 youtu.be/nj_gGsIC_uo

It's a little like a real-world trolley problem, innit? 🤔

Pretty good rule of thumb 🤓

I've signed up for the training to become a poll watcher during the November election cycle. Click on the link below to learn more 🇺🇸🤓 www.mobilize.us/bexardemocra...

I'm attending the Bexar County Democrats event “Bexar County Criminal District Attorney Candidate Forum” Sign up now to join me! #BCDP www.mobilize.us/bexardemocra...

GO WEMBY! GO SPURS GO! 🏀🤠

A City Council committee gave the green-light Tuesday to Mayor Gina Ortiz Jones’s proposal to bar landlords from discriminating against veterans with housing vouchers after advocates packed City Hall to push for the measure www.expressnews.com/news/article...

The only good thing about this is that the ICEholes themselves will hate it 🤣

Jeezus. I'm glad my passport is good till 2031 🧐

Banner day on the old Spelling Bee 🐝

I thought the number-one talking point about this stupid ballroom was that it was being privately funded. I also don't get how Saturday's incident proves the need for this new government facility. Will the WHCA & other outside organizations be able to book the White House venue? Honestly, WTAF? 🤔🧐🤯

"Grief is unpredictable, and it enjoys lying in wait to pounce on you when you least expect it."

Random song of the day: "Ballroom Blitz" by the Sweet 🤘😝 youtu.be/r8pYpii2Atg

Yeah, something ain't right 🧐

I appreciate an overly complicated setup for a strained pun 😁

I'm not sure if I should say "I feel seen" or "I'm feeling attacked" 🤔😂

Prepping for tomorrow's cookout 😎

I've been puzzled by how quickly one of my hummingbird feeders has been going empty. But this morning sugary footprints on the deck bear mute witness to the culprit: a raccoon! 🦝

I'm so glad I'm no longer in uniform. The stress I experienced during Dubya's Iraq war was nothing compared to what our brothers and sisters in arms are facing today. Stay strong and do the right thing! 🫡 www.npr.org/2026/04/10/n...

It's my day to earn obscure badges in the New York Times games app. Good for me, I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

The juxtaposition of audio and images from the two time periods is disturbingly seamless. It really underscores the similarities between these two tyrants 🧐 youtu.be/wfszwkoSdQA

My latest seasoning obsession is this bottle of Maggi Przyprawa w płynie I picked up at the Eastern European grocery store. Trying it out in my hamburger patties 😋

A bit of Russian blues for your Friday: «Холодное пиво» ("Cold Beer") by Aleksandr Lyapin 🍺🤘😝 youtu.be/AubYjikxFnw

I support cancer's right to establish a settlement in Netanyahu's prostate 😎

I'm an atheist, and even I can see it fercrissakes 🙄

Yesterday it took me 6 attempts. What a weird game 🤯 Wordle 1,769 2/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Bexar County Democrats Thursday Pub Crawl goes to the Cove this week! 🤓 mobilize.us/s/FFnExy/o

This is where I spent my morning 🤠 #ChingaLaMigra 👊🇺🇸🔥

Basically me on the Modest Mouse cruise back in February 😂

Don't you "Phew" me, Wordle 🧐 Wordle 1,768 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Readiness, schmeadiness 🧐

We need to build a lot of guillotines ASAP 🧐