Mike
@je3mike.bsky.social
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Nerdy underachievr. Mostly harmless. He/him.
It's perfectly normal to be on your phone whilst simultaneously hunting around trying to find your phone, right?
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I have just rediscovered an abandoned version of Space Invaders that I made with funky invaders, many years ago. Look at how funky they were!
24 days ago
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Sandra Newman
about 1 month ago
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a knife to a vault containing many wheels of cheese in a brutalized postapocalyptic society where knives are only a legend. You are now Knifebringer, Divider of the Cheese. Raise your knife and rule the clans.
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In Fawlty Towers, in the hallway, there is a little staircase that goes up a few steps, and then immediately comes back down again, and it's never really explained. Anyway, insomnia.
about 1 month ago
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Why do they put bread crumbs on ham? Whose demanding the breadcrumbs and why? You can buy ham with breadcrumbs, or without. It makes no sense.
about 2 months ago
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James O'Malley
about 2 months ago
Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.
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www.maptap.gg
April 6 94๐ 90๐ 97๐ฅ 95๐ 83๐ Final score: 912
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๐ฏMapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
https://www.maptap.gg
about 2 months ago
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Nick Stone
about 2 months ago
Waved back at someone earlier who was actually just cleaning their window.
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Post something random Happy April.
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about 2 months ago
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*whispers* I'm not sure why we are going to the moon. Is it to build an overpriced data center for a tech bro?
about 2 months ago
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Glennyrodge
2 months ago
oh, france, with your pamplemousse and your sexy
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Lecia Michelle
2 months ago
Today was not great weather for flight photos. It was pretty overcast. But I did manage to get this blue jay with a nut. I like this one.
#birds
#photography
#birdsofbluesky
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Mark Hamill
2 months ago
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#PresidentPedoPutinPuppet
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I'm Banksy.
2 months ago
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If telekinesis were possible, I'm pretty sure evolution would have taken advantage of it in some species or another.
2 months ago
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Tony
3 months ago
Hi all it's guessing game time, can anyone guess what system this is running on. Sorry no prizes, but please repost ๐
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FROVO
3 months ago
who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
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Alexa, pop down the shop and get some tea bags.
3 months ago
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Beautiful evening at Corbiere lighthouse.
3 months ago
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The FIFA peace prize committee must be proud of themselves.
3 months ago
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I've joined the Greens. Should have done it years ago, to be honest.
3 months ago
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It's so warm today that I've opened the windows.
3 months ago
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Moira Donegan
3 months ago
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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In the year 2066, the King might be called William. Food for thought.
3 months ago
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Legs
3 months ago
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To be fair, it's only taken us 1000 years to realise royalty may not be working in our best interests.
3 months ago
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
over 1 year ago
It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times. Just really shit times.
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The British museum and the Elgin marbles and then give them back.
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3 months ago
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Some clever people are completely losing it over this, but I can assure, this is *definitely* not going to happen! It's ridiculous. They should sack this guy and replace *him* with AI.
3 months ago
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. (I was late to the party)
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3 months ago
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The BBC garden needs some weeding.
#totp
3 months ago
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The plural of Lego is Lego. And that's the final word on the matter.
4 months ago
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Please can we retire the phrase "you've got this"? Thank you.
4 months ago
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Flups
4 months ago
I wish I could, tumble dryer, I wish I could.
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Irish Bus Driver vs Ungrateful Passengers #shorts #funny
YouTube video by BuzzBlink
https://youtube.com/shorts/nn6Wj5vDZtA?si=Tgbe73_ATcCjJPVp
4 months ago
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Bruce Springsteen
4 months ago
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itโs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
https://youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?si=7ciYwNLv34RrdD1p
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I love it when you see the ISS pass over when you weren't even trying to.
4 months ago
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Idea: shoes, but with detachable soles - so you never have to take your shoes off in someone's house.
4 months ago
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The newspaper headlines should ALL be "the president spouted a pack of lies in his press briefing". This is objectively true and important to say clearly.
4 months ago
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Uncle Duke
4 months ago
โThanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. Iโm tellinโ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."
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Change one letter, ruin a show.. All Creatures Great and Smell.
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4 months ago
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Odd This Day
5 months ago
Waitrose chefs? I have questions
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What was your
#childhood
cinema Rex Cinema, Northwood Hills. Closed in 1973 to become a supermarket. (Macfisheries, I believe)
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5 months ago
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Venezuela is four times the size of Great Britain. But you'd never know, looking at a map, thanks to the Mercator projection!
5 months ago
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But when has an illegal regime change not been an unmitigated success from start to finish?
5 months ago
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Dude, we've got monuments that are older than 2500 years.
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5 months ago
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Shocking how normal the weather has been for this time of year.
5 months ago
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Interstellar objects aren't aliens. It's NEVER aliens. Sorry. I know.
5 months ago
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Glennyrodge
5 months ago
Im addicted to cold turkey but I donโt know how to quit it.
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